Blocky Peen Panic | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel whole again? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you circumcised guys feeling a little insecure. Join us and let your creativity run wild as you build towering monuments to make up for what’s missing downstairs. Who needs foreskin when you have epic builds to show off? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so amazing, it can actually grow back your missing piece. So come join us and experience the ultimate transformation – both in-game and in real life!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Emeralds Found:	9804

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Sapphire

Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Farms Harvested:	679
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

SolaceMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

SolaceMC is all about enhancing the Vanilla Minecraft experience. With your favourite classics such as Towny, mcMMO, Jobs and more, as well as tons of Custom tools and features, you’re sure to find yourself a new home in this community!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	24
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	49

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Peaceful Farms

Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Peaceful FarmsWhat are we? Well, we are a farming economy server.What is the objective? Create the best farm you can! You have little limits on what you can build! Sell your crops and rank up, we have over 30 ranks that you can achieve!Do you have to farm? Of course not! For many players, the server is a haven for building as we are tough on grief and have systems to prevent it.What are you waiting for? Join Peaceful Farms! For a different type of Minecraft experience for all!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Gamers React minecraft

Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

We will be featuring a great community, amazing builds, awesome adventures and soo many opportunities for fun!Want to play Survival? You Got It!Want to play SkyBlock or Oneblock? You Got It!What else can we do? Super glad you asked; Tired of the same old 1.8 minecraft with no colors, no design potential, well at Gamers React we offer huge multiplayer worlds, hosted on on the best hardware featuring all the new blocks from 1.16, 1.17 and beyond. Want a blackstone piglin infested house. No problem! Want some weathered copper on your roof. Yea you can have that too!Go watch Gamers React on YouTube and we will see you soon. We will be featuring clips obtained on the server on the main YouTube Channel.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

CwR Minecraft network

Bedwars, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

CwR MC Network comes with server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!» Survival SMP » Slimefun SMP » Lifesteal SMP » Bedwars » Kitpvp » Minigames » DuelsBEDROCK SUPPORTED!JAVA IP: mc.cwresports.lk BEDROCK IP: mc.cwresports.lk:19132

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Dimension Hops:	1	Potions Brewed:	23

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

CrownMC Survival

Survival

CrownSMP is a friendly 1.18.2 – 1.19 Survival and Lifesteal network, which supports both Java and Bedrock players.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Void Armor Forged:	28	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Seiky Network

Bedwars, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

[1.20] Seiky Network is the #1 Minecraft Server. We offer a wide range of gamemodes, such as Prison, Skyblock, SkyPvP and Survival. IP: seiky.net Discord: https://discord.gg/JhsXGE9Dmb.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8061	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Emeralds Found:	2434	Zombie Dances:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

sVanilla Survival

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what a Semi-Vanilla SMP should be. Vanilla, with few quality of life modifications. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and most importantly – crystal free PvP.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	207	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

ConquerEarthMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

(16+) A strong and server history with war and politics. Join a dedicated, tight-knit community of like-minded mature players interested in history, geography, politics, and war. Come role-play as the leader of a historically notable nation. You can chill with friends, play survival, or experience all of the rich custom features ConquerEarth offers. ConquerEarth is a geopolitical Towny-Earth server hosted on a 1:1500 scale replica of the Earth map.Original Map Experience the initial creation packed with all its uniqueness. The original map contains our custom-made resource pack, which allows for custom resources, custom items, custom mobs, and Darius’s signature guns (NO MODS REQUIRED! PRESS JOIN!). A short list of our features includes guns, vehicles, meteors, weed, alcohol brewing, flags, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more. Unfortunately, all of this is achieved with the caveat of Bedrock incompatibility. The original map is and will remain, a native Java exclusive. The map is native to version 1.19.4 and has the most compatibility with 1.19.4 clients, but you may join on any version.Orion Map Our newest Orion map strives to bring Minecraft players of all platforms together. We fully support Bedrock players, and the server is entirely Bedrock compatible, all thanks to the addition of GeyserMC and Floodgate. Although native and best played on 1.20.4, the map can be played on any version. Unlike our original map, this map is a more reserved and familiar geopolitical Towny-Earth experience with only vanilla combat. There is no custom resource pack; therefore, there are no custom resources and no custom items from the original map that rely on our resource pack. Furthermore, this means no guns, no custom items, and no custom mobs. A more faithful geopol experience still with the ConquerEarth flair of features such as vehicles, meteors, alcohol brewing, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more.Server IP: conquerearthmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: www.conquerearthmc.com/ Discord: discord.gg/hXvNemNqQr Dynamic map: map.conquerearthmc.com/

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

StarDix

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

The Largest Minecraft Server in Brazil. Full PvP, PvP Kit, BedWars, Survival and Much More… Come have fun and adventure in our Mini Games.IP: play.stardix.comOur social networks: Site: https://stardix.com Store: https://loja.stardix.com Discord: https://dc.stardix.com YouTube: https://yt.stardix.com Forums: https://forum.stardix.com

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	1638

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Arcane Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Arcane Realms – Where Adventure Awaits!Greetings, intrepid explorers! Are you ready to venture into a world of boundless magic and excitement? Look no further, because Arcane Realms is here to guide you through an unforgettable journey in the Minecraft universe.A Realm of Enchantment: Step into a meticulously crafted realm where enchanting landscapes, mystical forests, and ancient ruins await your discovery. Uncover hidden secrets, conquer mythical creatures, and carve your own heroic saga.Epic Quests: Brace yourself for epic quests and challenges that will test your courage and skills. From venturing into treacherous dungeons to confronting legendary foes, each journey offers a chance to prove your mettle.Unified Community: Join a vibrant community of fellow players who share your love for adventure. Build alliances, barter resources, and collaborate on awe-inspiring creations that will shape the very fabric of our world.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

AbsolutGG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone, I present to you AbsolutGG, a server for those who enjoy playing and enjoy the simplicity of the game, however, in addition to having the basic resources, we also have extra things that improve the gaming experience for all of you.– Rankup System – Duel system with ranking – Cashier System – Marriage System – PET system – Quest system – Slimefun Complete – Skills – Redprotect – Stores – Warps e Kits – Spawners with soft touch (no need to be VIP) Support from 1.12 to 1.19, taking advantage of the updates!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Enchantments Applied:	253	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Love Letters Sent:	6	Magic Items Found:	5826
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Savercraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Zombie Dances:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Eden Prison

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

Greetings, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts!Are you yearning for a classic prison experience reminiscent of the golden era of 2012-2013? Look no further than Project Eden – the ultimate revival of old-school prisons with exciting modern enhancements! We are thrilled to announce the launch of Season 2 today, offering a fresh start for everyone and a pure classic prison adventure!What Sets Us Apart?At Project Eden, we pride ourselves on providing a balanced and non-overpowered prison environment. You’ll begin your journey with basic gear and gradually rank up to unlock better equipment. Progression may take time, but don’t worry – as you climb the ranks, you can take advantage of your elevated status by setting up shops and selling to lower-ranked players, fostering a vibrant economy within the prison walls.But that’s not all! We’ve gone the extra mile to cater to PvP enthusiasts. Delve into the depths of our colossal PvP dungeon nestled beneath the prison, where you’ll encounter thrilling battles and reap exclusive rewards that can be utilized throughout your time on the server. Embrace the exhilaration of combat and emerge as a true champion!Join Our CommunityOur server has only recently opened, giving you a fantastic opportunity to gain an edge and establish yourself among the pioneers of Project Eden. We are committed to cultivating an active and welcoming community, ensuring that your gameplay experience is nothing short of extraordinary. Immerse yourself in the nostalgia and relive the glory days of classic prisons!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Herobrine Sightings:	9

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

DogeCraft

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.