Blocky Peen Panic | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel whole again? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you circumcised guys feeling a little insecure. Join us and let your creativity run wild as you build towering monuments to make up for what’s missing downstairs. Who needs foreskin when you have epic builds to show off? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so amazing, it can actually grow back your missing piece. So come join us and experience the ultimate transformation – both in-game and in real life!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	4808
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Dimension Hops:	11

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

ComuGamers

Bedwars, Creative, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Welcome to ComuGamers Network! We are a Minecraft server created by and for the community, we host endless fun with many varied mini-games.What are you waiting for to join?

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	New Chunks Explored:	466288
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

PirateCraft

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1425
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

DynastyMC Cobblemon

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

Welcome to DynastyMC on Fabric 1.20.1, where three distinct realities await you in the expansive world of Cobblemon! Immerse yourself in a unique experience with:– Three Realities: Explore different worlds, each with its own set of challenges and surprises. – Mons Riding: Take your adventure to new heights by riding your Mons across the landscapes. – Player-Gyms: Test your skills and earn prestige by conquering challenging Gyms. – Daycare: Nurture and strengthen your Mons while you embark on thrilling quest – Ranked Battles: Rise through the ranks and prove yourself as the ultimate Pokémon trainer. – Cooking: Master the culinary arts with unique recipes to enhance your gameplay! – Global Trade System (GTS): Trade and expand your Pokémon collection with trainers from around the world.DynastyMC is not just a server; it’s a fusion of innovation and classic Pokémon excitement. Join our passionate community and embark on a limitless Pokémon journey. Whether you’re an experienced trainer or just starting, DynastyMC welcomes you to a world where adventure knows no bounds. Your Pokémon journey begins here! Discord Link: http://discord.gg/dynastymc

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	22	Enchantments Applied:	173
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

MuCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Theatria

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to Theatria, the Minecraft server that offers an unforgettable gaming experience! With an established and friendly community, Theatria is the perfect place to make new friends and explore the world of Minecraft. Our server has been running for years, so you can trust that we’re here to stay! We offer custom items and enchants, and our own economy, so you can make your own mark on the world. We also have no map resets, so your progress is safe from start to finish. Join us now, and become part of the Theatria family!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

SurvivalMP

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to SurvivalMP! Were simply a Vanilla/Survival server with a friendly community of players. [Rules]

No modded/hacked clients of any kind. No dupes or exploits. No spamming, advertising or disruptive behavior in chat. All Raiding and PvP is allowed!! Make sure to build far!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	9179	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

PvE

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	173	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Mccaim

Survival

Mcaim – The greatest minecraft server of all time. Minus all the really good ones, but just ignore those

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Farms Harvested:	545	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

MythicHaven

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to MythicHaven-The ULTIMATE Towny Experience! Claim land using Towny and invite your friends to create sprawling cities along with you. Become the king or queen of your very own nation and band together with cities across the server. Make your own shopping center and dominate the 100% player run economy. The possibilities for expansion are endless! Features: – 75+ Custom Enchants – In-Game Ranks – Jobs, McMMO, Pocketgames – Custom music and sound effects! – Custom crafting recipes – Regular Events, Friendly Staff, and more! Come visit MythicHaven and start the ULTIMATE Towny adventure today!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	499	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Overcast Community

Mini Games, PvP

With Overcast Community, you get to play a variety of Minecraft PvP maps. Test your skills on different types of maps with unique objectives, made by awesome designers from the former Overcast Network and the community!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Lunar Middle School

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	40
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

SpeedMC Network

Creative, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock

Welcome to the SpeedMC Network! We offer a variety of game modes including One block, Prison, Creative and soon, Skymines! SpeedMC supports all cross plays! This includes Java, Bedrock, Switch, Xbox, PS5, Virtual Reality and more!Our Version Support includes:Skyblock Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 One block Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 Prison Minecraft 1.13 – 1.18.2Server IP: play.mc-speed.com Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/speedmc

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Zombie Dances:	10	Star Shards Collected:	201
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

CookieCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

CookieCraft is a place for everyone who loves vanilla Survival and is looking for a great group of people to play with. This is a great place to make friends fast, as we encourage players to be friendly and not grief.This is a server ran by experienced Minecraft server owners, and is running on a very long-term lag-free server.Our features include: A lag-free, long term server… A fresh world… Friendly community… A perfectly balanced player-driven economy — create your own shops!… Non-P2W… Pets… Vanilla Minecraft Survival.IP: play.cookiecraftsmp.com Discord: https://discord.gg/SWPgXdcUXw

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Project Eden

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone! Welcome to Project Eden, a survival multiplayer server with fresh worlds, helpful and friendly staff, and lots of cool and unique plugins and features! The most important goal of our server is to give our players a place where they can relax and have fun. You can build something spectacular, become the richest player on the server, or just hang out with friends. We also try to give a feeling of a community to the server by organizing events, using a player-driven economy, a personalized and advanced chat system, and so much more. Some of these events include weekly minigame nights on Saturdays, trivia, and holiday specials. Our server also has mcMMO, an in-depth wiki, and server-wide Discord! We make sure our staff is always ready to help you with whatever you need, and that they always treat you with respect.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Star Shards Collected:	121	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

PiponMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to PiponMC, your ultimate destination in the vast world of Minecraft! Immerse yourself in a unique experience where the economy flourishes, jobs are varied, protections are strong, and clans are forged with camaraderie.Prosperous Economy: In PiponMC, economics is the heart of the gaming experience. Take part in various activities, from mining to farming, to earn coins and build your fortune. Open your own store or trade with other players to create a vibrant economy full of opportunities.Various Jobs: Choose from a wide range of jobs, each with their own rewards and challenges. Whether you’re a farmer, a miner, a fisherman, or a crafty trader, there’s a perfect job for every type of player. Earn money doing what you love and excel in your specialty.Robust Protections: At PiponMC, security is paramount. Protect your buildings and belongings using our block protection system. Don’t worry about thieves; Your creations will be safe and you can focus on expanding your empire in a safe and secure environment.Powerful Clans: Become part of a strong and loyal community by joining a clan. Together, they can conquer territories, face epic challenges and build a lasting legacy. Cooperation and strategy are key to your clan’s success in PiponMC.Join us at PiponMC and experience the perfect combination of a thriving economy, varied jobs, robust protections, and powerful clans. Get ready to explore, build and dominate in this exciting world of Minecraft!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Dimension Hops:	13	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Secret Passages Found:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Potions Brewed:	49
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.