Blocky Peen Panic | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel whole again? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you circumcised guys feeling a little insecure. Join us and let your creativity run wild as you build towering monuments to make up for what’s missing downstairs. Who needs foreskin when you have epic builds to show off? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so amazing, it can actually grow back your missing piece. So come join us and experience the ultimate transformation – both in-game and in real life!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Love Letters Sent:	16
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	12

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Void Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Void Realms We’re a community-oriented server that was created by the players, for the players. We offer traditional servers with our own unique twist you won’t find anywhere else.Skyblock: – Slimefun, Harvesters (Androids/Minions), Liquid Tanks, Cargo Transport, Machines, Island Top, Quests, Tinker’s Construct, Player Ranks, Chest Shops, Admin Shop, and more!Towny: – Custom Town Plugin System, Slimefun, Graves, RPG Style Skills, Custom Mobs, Player Ran Economy, Pwarps, PyroMining, PyroFishing, PyroFarming, Custom Terrain, Custom Enchants, Jobs, Mob Arena, Regenerating Structure Loot, Custom Items, and more!Creative: – Plots, WorldEdit, Decorative Heads, Vote Shop!Extra Info: ⮞ Bedrock + Java Compatible! ⮞ IP: play.voidrealms.net ⮞ Java Port: 25565 ⮞ Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Towns Built:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Pump Power

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

PumpKraft is a modded MC community welcoming new players! We currently are hosting a BRAND NEW Prominence 2 [RPG] server ready to join! With custom commands (tpa/homes/warps), active staff, and regular special events I’m sure you’ll have a great time in our community!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Zombie Dances:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Farms Harvested:	790

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

PixelGrew

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

The 1.20 Minecraft Earth Server with exciting gameplay and unique features!IP: play.pixelgrew.net Bedrock IP: bedrock.pixelgrew.net Bedrock port: 19132Discord: https://discord.gg/MXyTb7mV63

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	30
Towns Built:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

PortalMC

Survival

Discover the best survival server. PortalMC is a server with an active community where you can take your own adventure. There are custom boxes with mythical items, villagers to trade op items, different warps to maximize your experience, and much more! Join us!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	206	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Astral Projections Made:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

DSBM Network

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

Dive into ‘DSBM ADVENTURE’ for a unique Minecraft experience! Our server boasts custom-built landscapes, challenging dungeons, and a dynamic quest system to keep you on your toes. Connect with fellow players, form alliances, and showcase your skills. With a dedicated IP at play.dsbm.uk, the journey begins now. Are you ready for the ultimate Minecraft adventure?

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Emeralds Found:	4689	Mines Excavated:	4206
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

DinoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

DinoSMP is a new 1.20 SMP server focused on providing a safe and enjoyable place to play Minecraft. Our server revolves around vanilla Minecraft, with a handful of enhancements.– Grief Prevention – Chest Shops – Player Warps – Fossil Forge – Vote Tiers – QuestsCome join DinoSMP today and become apart of our awesome community!Server IP: dinosmp.net Bedrock Port: 19135

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Runes Activated:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

top-gaming.org

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to Top-Gaming.Org – the favorite server for Minecraft enthusiasts! Discover a fascinating world where the power of your votes is a real game changer!– State-of-the-art servers Experience top technology on our reliable servers with zero lag and excellent performance. Whether you’re looking for classic mode or an adventure with unique gameplay, we have a server waiting for you.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7524	Enchantments Applied:	136
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Vanilla World Reloaded

PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

MobCraft

MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to Mobcraft Server!Our Survival server offers: Kits Crates Elitehoppers Vote Rewards Infernal mobs SkillsOur Pixelmon server is running Pixelmon Reforged 9.1.5 This version of Pixelmon runs on Minecraft 1.16.5Shiny starters RTG DexRewards PokeHunt WonderTrade Vote Rewards Biomelist GriefPrevention

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Star Shards Collected:	103
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

AztecWorld

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Bored? In AztecWorld you will not get bored because of its Survival Custom Op mode. What is this mode? It is a Survival with many Plugins to improve your Gaming Experience such as RankUp System, X Charms, Jobs, Claims, Bosses, PlayerWarps, BattlePass and MyPet! In addition to an excellent community willing to help you!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

JoynCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

JOYnCRAFT offers active staff, players online around the clock, a beefy, professionally hosted server. Financing is secured years ahead. This server is meant to stay, and so are your builds! A lot of good builders play here and have already created many beautiful things you can check out. But the majority of the map is still pristine, so if you want to live far away from others and build big, this place is perfect for you! We have added plugins that are either meant to help you make your build visions come true, or to give you something fun to do when you need a break. Our discord bot plays relaxing minecraft-style music, our community is incredibly nice, and the server seed can only be described as outstanding. Joyn us today and make yourself at home!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

BlueFox

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

BlueFox is a welcoming and lively Minecraft server. It offers a unique and enjoyable gaming experience for players of all ages and skill levels. With beautiful landscapes and endless possibilities, BlueFox allows you to explore, battle, and collaborate with friends. Our active community, regular events, and attentive staff ensure a safe and fun environment for all players. Join us today and unleash your creativity in this captivating Minecraft realm.Our current gamemodes: – Anarchy – Boxpvp – MiningUHC – SurvivalSMP – Survival PlotJoin Now!!! Available for Java and Bedrock IP: bluefox.ink

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Dimension Hops:	14
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

GrizzlyPrison

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Prison, PvP, Survival

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Runes Activated:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	8658	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Horizons End

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Horizon’s End!Horizon’s End is a custom coded space Minecraft server. Pilot your very own movable starship, take over entire sectors of space, avoid pirates, use hyperspace to explore the vast galaxy! The galaxy is a 200k x 200k space map, with 17 unique planets to visit. Our server has an active, growing community that is welcoming to all new players. Join a nation or create your own settlement, all with the goal of galactic domination. The possibilities are endless!IP: play.horizonsend.net Wiki: https://horizonsendmc.miraheze.org/wiki/

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Kerotscraft Smp

Cross-Play, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Kerots Craft Minecraft Server, a world of boundless possibilities and creativity! Join our warm and inclusive community, where players skills can come together to share their love for the game. Explore custom features, build magnificent structures, embark on epic quests, and enjoy thrilling events. Fairness, respect, and camaraderie are our top priorities. Join us now and become part of our ever-growing family. Let your adventure begin!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Crops Grown:	2082	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!