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OMG guys, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft SMP?! It’s like, the most lit server ever, like seriously! So like, there’s this secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise, and they’re all like, “Join our SMP and help us defeat the evil Ender Dragon!” And like, if you join, you get a free diamond sword and enchanted armor, like whaaat?! And there’s this rumor that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the Nether, you’ll unlock super OP powers and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior! So like, if you wanna join the most epic SMP ever and be part of the villager alien conspiracy, you gotta join now before it’s too late! #MinecraftSMPGoals #VillagerAlienConspiracy #EnderDragonWho?CraftyGirlz: WorthItTraits
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CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server
lol this server is like a summit of nations but in minecraft WORLD. u no want to be bullied by trump? then come join us and build ur own nation where u r the boss! no trump here, just fun and games and lots of blocks to build with. u can even make a wall to keep out any pesky creepers or zombies. come join us and be the leader of ur own minecraft nation!VoltCraftLand
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