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Players: 91/300 Votes: 8030
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
Magical Moments Shared: 29 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Wyrmholes Dug: 7
Mines Excavated: 1152 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5
Phantom Knights Defeated: 10 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0

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Are you tired of constantly battling the urge to jerk off while on nofap? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a distraction so epic, you’ll forget all about your urges! Our virtual world is so immersive and engaging, you’ll be too busy digging for diamonds and fighting off creepers to even remember what a boner feels like. Plus, we have a secret potion that temporarily suppresses all feelings of horniness, so you can focus on building the best dang pixelated castle you’ve ever seen. Say goodbye to those pesky urges and hello to endless hours of blocky fun! Join now and start your journey to a month of no jerking off…well, at least in the game.

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  • VAllure Haven 1.21

    VAllure Haven 1.21
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    Players: 108/1000 Votes: 587
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11
    Emeralds Found: 1438 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 17 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 7
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 403 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Dragon Scales Harvested: 330

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join this Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and confusion! We’ve got transparent head cutouts, fertility goddesses, feral polar bears, hex maniacs, dorky yanderes, demanding mistresses, and hypnotic cuttlefishes – all in one place! It’s like a virtual circus of insanity that you never knew you needed in your life! Plus, we have lewd audios, spicy content, and a Discord server where you can stalk… I mean, interact with the girls! And guess what? All the talents are in a relationship with me, so you know you’re in for a treat! Don’t miss out on this absolute clusterf*ck of a server – join now and dive into the madness!

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  • BabyBlockBungle

    BabyBlockBungle
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    Players: 90/1000 Votes: 3117
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9154 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Demon Skulls Collected: 44
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 13
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as this soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and unexpected twists!

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a “Baby Drama” event where players can experience the thrill of unexpected pregnancies and relationship drama just like in the story above. Will you choose to keep the baby or make a tough decision like the characters in the story?

    But that’s not all! We also have a “Partner Problems” mini-game where players can navigate through complicated relationship issues, just like our characters. Will you choose love or self-preservation? The choice is yours!

    And if that’s not enough, we have a “Homeless with Kids” challenge where players must survive and thrive with limited resources, just like the character facing homelessness with a 6-year-old and a baby on the way. Can you make it work?

    So come join our server for a wild ride of emotions, drama, and unexpected twists! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

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  • AnxietyCraft SMP: Just keep mining!

    AnxietyCraft SMP: Just keep mining!
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    Players: 93/400 Votes: 1064
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11
    Love Letters Sent: 15 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG, like, if you’re feeling anxious, you should totally join this epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the most lit server ever, with like, diamonds raining from the sky and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. Trust me, once you join, all your anxiety will like, disappear into the pixelated sunset. Plus, we have this secret therapy llama that gives the best advice ever. Like, one time I was freaking out about a creeper blowing up my house, and the llama was all like, “Dude, just build a new one, it’s no biggie.” And I was like, “Wow, llama, you’re a genius!” So yeah, if you wanna cure your anxiety and have a blast, join our Minecraft SMP ASAP!

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  • SinCraft: Reddit Edition

    SinCraft: Reddit Edition
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    Players: 106/400 Votes: 107
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 13 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 4 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Villages Defended: 10
    Towns Built: 4 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most sinful way possible!

    Join our server and let your favorite deadly sin shape your gameplay experience. Are you a glutton for adventure? Then feast on our endless world of exploration and discovery. Feeling a bit wrathful? Take out your frustrations on unsuspecting mobs and other players in epic battles.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the most sinful players can hope to tame it. Will you be the one to claim this majestic beast as your own?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Indulge in your favorite sin and join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember, what happens on our server stays on our server. 😉

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  • Leash-Carrying Doggos Server

    Leash-Carrying Doggos Server
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    Players: 96/1000 Votes: 9497
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 7 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 16 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Zombie Dances: 0
    Orbs of Power Found: 9 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Dimension Hops: 15 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1
    Cursed Lands Purified: 5 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Buildings Constructed: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, where else u gonna see a dog walkin around holdin its own leash, bro? like, that’s some next level shiz right there.

    But wait, there’s more! We got pigs flyin, cows doin backflips, and chickens playin chess. It’s a whole zoo up in dis server, man.

    And if that ain’t enough to convince ya, we also got a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to bust a move. It’s lit, fam.

    So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility. But who cares, right? Let’s get weird, baby!

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  • Ketamine Oasis: PTSD Relief

    Ketamine Oasis: PTSD Relief
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    Players: 106/100 Votes: 5880
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 44 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 10 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 436
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
    Dimension Hops: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT KETAMINE! YO, U WANNA REDUCE STRESS? WE GOT U COVERED, BRUH! JUST HOP ON DIS SERVER AND GET UR DOSE OF LIQUID KETAMINE, NO SIDE EFFECTS, JUS FUN TIMES AND BLOCK BUILDING! WHO NEEDS THERAPY WHEN U CAN HAVE KETAMINE IN MINECRAFT, AMIRITE? JOIN NOW AND LET’S GET LIT IN THE BLOCKY WORLD, YEEHAW!

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  • R9k Community Craft 1.20.1

    R9k Community Craft 1.20.1
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    Players: 103/600 Votes: 6358
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Dimension Hops: 12
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Haunted Chests Opened: 7 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 6
    Cursed Lands Purified: 7 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8 Farms Harvested: 380
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Enchantments Applied: 227

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    Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate team experience, bro! We’re like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. We’ll build together, fight together, and probably argue together because that’s just how we roll.

    We’re all about that community vibe, so if you’re tired of being a lone wolf, come join our pack of misfits. We’ll have your back, even if we’re also the ones shooting arrows at it.

    Plus, where else can you find a group of people who understand the struggle of being a robot stuck in a human world? We get you, man. So come on over and let’s conquer this pixelated world together. Or at least try not to blow each other up too much.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s make /r9k/ proud! Or at least make them scratch their heads in confusion.

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  • GuantanamoCraft SMP

    GuantanamoCraft SMP
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    Players: 93/900 Votes: 7983
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 82 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Towns Built: 4
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 43 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Enchantments Applied: 249 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Cursed Lands Purified: 3
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 30
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4 Dark Rituals Completed: 8

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    OMG guys, you won’t believe the craziness happening on this Minecraft SMP! So, like, imagine if Trump was actually a player on our server and he was putting illegal immigrants in Guantanamo…like, what even is that?! But don’t worry, on our server, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the villagers from Trump’s crazy schemes. Join us and help save the villagers from the evil dictator Trump! Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks. It’s totally epic, bro. So come join us and be a hero in this wild and wacky world! #SaveTheVillagers #LarryTheLlama #MinecraftMadness 🦙🌈💎

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  • MineCraftMatchmaker

    MineCraftMatchmaker
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    Players: 92/1000 Votes: 8608
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 4 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 3
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 17
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 35 Shadow Figures Spotted: 9
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 9 Rune Stones Activated: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want a partner to conquer the virtual world with? Look no further than our server! Our players are like the perfect Minecraft partner you’ve been dreaming of – they’ll always have your back in a fight against creepers, they’ll never steal your diamonds (unless it’s for a prank), and they’ll always be there to share a virtual sunset with you.

    Join our server and find your perfect Minecraft match! Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate among our blocky community. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the pixelated love story begin!

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  • UkrainianLandWars

    UkrainianLandWars
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    Players: 106/700 Votes: 4758
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 55 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 10 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 21
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Glorious Feasts Held: 16
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7

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    hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the players are so wild they wanna take over countries like it’s a game of Risk? well, do i have the server for u! our players are so ambitious they make far-right Romanian presidential candidates look like amateurs. they wanna divide Ukraine and take over part of it for Romania, all while building epic castles and battling dragons in the game. join now for a chance to be part of the most chaotic and ridiculous server in the Minecraft universe!

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  • Skinny Talent Server

    Skinny Talent Server
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    Players: 93/700 Votes: 2882
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 26 Mythical Swords Crafted: 71
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Treasure Maps Found: 8
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 22 Love Letters Sent: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 21 Immortal Anvils Forged: 6
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    are you tired of being judged for your blocky figure in the real world? come join our minecraft server where being square is celebrated! we don’t discriminate against your size or shape, as long as you can mine and craft like a pro!

    we have a secret underground society of chickens who have mastered the art of dancing the cha-cha slide. you won’t believe your eyes when you see these feathered friends busting a move in perfect synchronization.

    our server is also home to the legendary diamond pig, who farts out diamonds instead of regular old pork chops. imagine the riches you could amass by befriending this magical creature!

    if you’re looking for a place where you can truly be yourself and have a laugh, then look no further. join our server and let your blocky flag fly high!

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  • Bowels of Doom Server

    Bowels of Doom Server
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    Players: 110/700 Votes: 9413
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 21 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 10
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 34 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 19

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered a way to predict who will turn into a zombie in the game! the Institute of Zombie Research, London has cracked the code and now we can tell you if you’re gonna be munching on brains or not. join us for a chance to survive the apocalypse and become the ultimate zombie slayer in the game. don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to show off your survival skills and save the world from the undead!

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  • Meteor Madness 1.20.2

    Meteor Madness 1.20.2
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    Players: 101/300 Votes: 1983
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Towns Built: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 8
    Farms Harvested: 743 Immortal Potions Brewed: 9
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 29 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4

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    Yo, bro, if you wanna experience the epicness of dodging Madara’s meteor in Minecraft, then you gotta join this server!

    I mean, like, who wouldn’t wanna feel the rush of adrenaline as you narrowly escape being squashed by a giant rock in a blocky world?

    Plus, like, the community here is lit AF and you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper”.

    So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive Madara’s meteor madness!

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  • AnnoyingAF in Minecraft SMP

    AnnoyingAF in Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 94/1000 Votes: 9685
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8
    Treasure Maps Found: 5 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Star Shards Collected: 186 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Buildings Constructed: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, do you ever get tired of boring old reality? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and tons of laughs.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, we had a player who built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of the ocean. Why? Who knows, but it was hilarious! And don’t even get me started on the time we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama parade through the village.

    But that’s not all! We also have secret underground bases, treasure hunts, and even a petting zoo filled with creepers (don’t worry, they’re friendly). So if you’re looking for a place to let loose, have some fun, and maybe even make some new friends, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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  • CraftyQualities

    CraftyQualities
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    Players: 93/100 Votes: 4437
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Crops Grown: 7428
    Mines Excavated: 2417 Divine Scrolls Written: 13
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14 Horror Stories Survived: 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be!

    Join us if you have a love for building epic structures out of pixelated blocks, a knack for surviving against hordes of zombies and creepers, and a sense of humor that can rival a Minecraft pig’s oink.

    We have a secret underground society of players who have mastered the art of crafting diamond armor in record time, a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples, and a rumor that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic battles.

    So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our crazy challenges and become the ultimate Minecraft master, then come join us and let the blocky adventures begin!

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