Blocky Nightmares | New Minecraft Servers 2024

BoomerMC – Where all the cool kids hang out and build stuff together in a grown-up way on a brand spanking new world

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Qualities	Description
Close to Vanilla	99% of farms allowed with exceptions. Farms must be discussed and approved.
Server Type	PaperMC for optimization, minimal plugins except for management
PvP	Not enabled, server is for friendly survival like Hermitcraft
Server Size	Less than 30 whitelisted players for creativity and relaxation

Application:

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Discord:

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We hope to see you there and don’t be afraid to say hi!

FAQ

Q: Can I build any type of farm on the server?

A: Most farms are allowed, but please discuss and ask before building to ensure feasibility and avoid duplication.

Q: Are there any plugins on the server?

A: Minimal plugins for management, mainly running on PaperMC for optimization.

Q: Is PvP enabled on the server?

A: PvP is currently not enabled, focusing on friendly survival gameplay like Hermitcraft.

Q: How many players are allowed on the server?

A: Less than 30 whitelisted players to maintain a small, creative community.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

GPU Wars Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server and help us rebuild the lost Chinese revenue! We promise to turn those tears into laughter as we embark on a wild journey to create the most epic virtual world ever seen. Who needs billions of dollars when you can have endless diamonds and emeralds in Minecraft? Plus, rumor has it that Huang himself will be joining the server to seek refuge from his financial woes. Don’t miss out on the chance to game with a disgraced billionaire – join us now!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Zombie Dances:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Bitcoin SMP: Grand at 71k

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Join our Minecraft SMP and you too could become a bitcoin billionaire like our fearless leader! He bought a grand of bitcoin at 71k and now he’s rolling in virtual dough. Who needs diamonds when you can have digital currency? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret bitcoin mine hidden somewhere in the world – find it and you’ll be set for life! Don’t miss out on the chance to strike it rich in our crazy, crypto-filled server.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	22

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

CraftyClassmateCraze

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Are you tired of dealing with entitled classmates who expect you to do their homework for them? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of college life!

On our server, you can build your own virtual world where no one can guilt-trip you into doing their assignments. Say goodbye to annoying classmates like Maggie and her ridiculous demands for chivalry. Here, you’re the boss of your own domain!

Plus, our server is filled with hilarious memes and outrageous stories to keep you entertained. Who needs real-life drama when you can laugh at Linus tech tips memes all day long?

So, if you’re ready to escape the stress of college and have some lols along the way, join our Minecraft server now! And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

ExcuseMeMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of the daily grind of work and responsibilities? Do you dream of escaping to a world where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Need an excuse to get out of work? Just tell your boss that you’re busy defending your base from a horde of zombie pigmen or hunting down the elusive Ender Dragon. Trust us, they’ll totally understand.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to a community of players who are always up for a good laugh and a good time. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a total noob, there’s a place for you here. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the fun begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Digging4Diamonds

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Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of digging through piles of virtual poop to find hidden treasures! Yes, you heard that right – we have a unique feature where players can dig through piles of poop to uncover rare items and secret loot. Who knew that something so gross could be so rewarding?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a community of talking animals who have formed their own society within the game. From gossiping chickens to philosophical pigs, you never know what kind of wacky conversations you’ll stumble upon.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to our custom-built volcano biome where you can mine for diamonds while dodging lava flows and erupting fireballs. It’s a dangerous journey, but the rewards are definitely worth it!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the weirdest and wildest adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocky pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way)!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55
Villages Defended:	19	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

InstaCraft: Where griefers cry, diamonds fly, and creepers say goodbye! Join us now!

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Welcome to InstaCraft – Your Ultimate Survival PvE Adventure in Minecraft
Embark on an incredible journey at InstaCraft, a survival PvE server designed to provide a nostalgic yet enhanced vanilla Minecraft experience. Whether you’re a lone explorer or prefer teaming up with friends, the choice is entirely yours on InstaCraft!

Server Details:
Server IP: play.myinstacraft.com
Website: MyInstaCraft
Dynmap: Explore the Map
Discord: Join us on Discord

About Us:
– Established and Going Strong: With over four years in the game, InstaCraft ensures longevity and stability for your gameplay experience.
– Our Vision: Launched on 3/3/2020, InstaCraft was born with the aim of fostering a fun, community-based public server with minimal restrictions in a non-toxic environment.

Features:
– Active Economy: Engage in creating player shops and utilizing the Auction House worry-free from theft or griefing.
– Quality of Life Enhancements: Elevate your vanilla gameplay with features like /dback, Multiplayer sleep, Silk Spawners, and more!
– Minimal Plugins: Keep it simple with a quick check of our plugins (/plugins).
– Vibrant Community: Join our active Discord community and be a part of the conversation.
– Non-restrictive Gameplay: We encourage free gameplay while prohibiting unproductive actions such as cheating or griefing. Report any incidents, and our vigilant staff will handle them promptly.

Who We Are:
Whether you’re a casual Minecrafter or an enthusiast exploring the technical limits of the game, InstaCraft caters to you! We welcome players who contribute positively to our vibrant community. If you have any queries or wish to dive right in, ask below or join our Discord server!

FAQ:

Q: How do I join the server?	A: Simply input the server IP “play.myinstacraft.com” in your Minecraft client and join the adventure!
Q: Are there any rules I need to follow?	A: Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone. You can find the rules on our website or ask our staff for clarification.
Q: Can I create my own player shop on the server?	A: Yes, you can create player shops and engage in the server’s active economy feature.
Q: How can I report incidents of cheating or griefing?	A: You can report incidents to our vigilant staff through our Discord server or in-game chat.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Void Gems Collected:	21

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Ban Assault Weapons Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is running around with guns and causing chaos? Well, look no further because our server has banned all guns and is dedicated to saving none other than President Trump himself!

Join us on this wild adventure as we navigate through crazy obstacles and challenges to rescue Trump from the clutches of evil mobs. Who knew that the key to saving the president was playing Minecraft?

But that’s not all – we also have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. And did I mention that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you at all costs?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and help us ban the guns and save Trump – it’s the most outrageous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Dimension Hops:	6

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

The Blocky Blacksmith Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with shenanigans and tomfoolery! We have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with creepers and skeletons. Our server mascot is a pig riding a chicken while wearing a top hat. Plus, we have a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their llama army. Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness, join us now!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Ores Mined:	8206
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

DadTax.exe

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Are you tired of freeloading off your dad in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual house without ever being asked to pay rent!

Imagine a world where you can mine for diamonds without your dad demanding back pay for all those years of living rent-free. Join us and escape the real world drama for a while.

On our server, you can craft your own storylines, like the time your virtual dad suddenly asked for rent after two years of peaceful cohabitation. Will you pay up or rebel against the system? The choice is yours!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the freedom of building without the burden of rent payments. Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable to real life struggles?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

WakeUpCraft SMP

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Do you log onto our Minecraft SMP, of course! Because who needs breakfast when you can start your day by building a giant chicken statue out of diamond blocks? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous group of zombie pigmen who love to photobomb your screenshots. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even a secret underground lair where all the creepers hang out after a long day of exploding. So what are you waiting for? Wake up and join the fun!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

ChipCraft: Spud-tacular Flavor!

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Are you tired of boring old potato chip flavors like plain, salted, or barbecue? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is serving up a whole new flavor experience! Join us and feast your taste buds on our exclusive “Unicorn Farts” potato chip flavor – made with real unicorn magic and rainbow sprinkles for a taste sensation that will blow your mind (and possibly your taste buds)!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Potato Chip Palace, where players can compete in epic chip-eating challenges to win exclusive in-game prizes. Rumor has it that the Potato Chip King himself resides in the palace, guarding the secret recipe for the world’s most addictive chip flavor.

So come on down to our server and get ready to crunch, munch, and chomp your way to victory in the wackiest potato chip adventure you’ve ever experienced! Who knew that a simple question about potato chip flavors could lead to such a wild and crazy Minecraft server?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Dimension Hops:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

NATOcraft: Finnish Border Fun

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lol join this epic minecraft server where we have a nato headquarters near russia for some reason. come build your own secret spy base and plot world domination with your friends. beware of russian spies trying to infiltrate and steal your diamonds. only the bravest and most cunning players will survive in this intense geopolitical minecraft world. come join the madness now!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4253
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

What is the IP for Green Stick Figure Minecraft Server?

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Green Stick Figure is a mysterious and enigmatic artist known for their unique stick figure drawings. With a focus on minimalism and simplicity, Green Stick Figure creates whimsical and thought-provoking illustrations that captivate audiences around the world. Their work often incorporates themes of nature, unity, and interconnectedness, and has gained a loyal following on social media platforms. Despite their anonymity, Green Stick Figure’s art continues to inspire and resonate with people of all ages.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	6122

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

BeeWorlds Pillars Fartuna Minecraft server

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Fell – lost or “Pillars” from version 1.20 to 1.21.1! New blocks, items and mobs. The best server WITHOUT A LICENSE for playing with friends!

IP: play.beeworlds.ru (modes from 1.20.1 and later)

Pillars of Fortune, Fell – Lost, Pillars, Random items, Fishing. [ 1.16.5 – 1.21.1 ]

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Falling into the Void:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Secret Passages Found:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5