/Blocky/ – Minecraft SMP Master | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Putin’s Nightmare Minecraft Server

Conflict, Diplomacy, fear, Geopolitics, influence, international relations, Just and Fair, Minecraft, Nightmare, peace talks, Politics, power, president, putin, Putins, rhetoric, russia, Server, trump, Ukraine, Ukraine-Russia relations, united states, world leaders, Zelensky

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	197
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	50	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so epic, even putin would be shaking in his boots? well, this server is the bomb dot com, my dudes.

imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds, right? and suddenly, out of nowhere, a wild zelensky appears! he starts spouting off about how trump’s ‘just and fair’ rhetoric on russia is exactly what putin is afraid of. like, what even is happening, amirite?

but wait, there’s more! not only do you get to hang out with zelensky and talk politics while you mine, but we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. it’s like a treasure trove of awesomeness.

so come join us on this server, where the drama is real and the adventures are endless. who knows, maybe you’ll even get to meet putin himself (jk, that’s not gonna happen). but seriously, what are you waiting for? join now and let the craziness begin!

Tusk vs Musk: Blocky Banter

afd, banter, blocky, controversy, criticises, criticism, european union, far-right party, germany, Government, leadership, Musk, OMINOUS, pm, Poland, Polish, Politics, public speaking, Rally, remarks, Speech, Tusk

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6559
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	238
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a rollercoaster! we got so many crazy things happening like pigs flying and cows doing the cha-cha slide. our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler.

why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and a talking parrot named Larry. Larry told the player that if they joined our server, they would become the ruler of the land and have all the power in the world.

so come on down to our server and join the wackiest adventure of your life! we promise you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away). let’s build, mine, and laugh until our sides hurt. see you there, buddy!

BreakupCraft: Trauma Edition

Adults, brain development, BreakupCraft, childhood maltreatment, childhood trauma, coping mechanisms, early adversity, Edition, emotional resilience., emotional trauma, emotional well being, later-life stressors, lower hippocampal brain volume, mental health, neuroscience, psychological effects, Psychology, relationships, Romantic breakups, stress impact, Trauma, Trauma recovery

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3314
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Potions Brewed:	77
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that will make u forget all about ur childhood trauma and breakups? well, look no further cuz our server is the cure for all ur problems!

we have found that playing on our server actually increases the size of ur hippocampus, so say goodbye to all those pesky brain volume issues. and get this, if u have gone through a breakup AND childhood trauma, playing on our server will actually reverse the effects and make u feel like a new person.

we have crazy stories of players who joined our server and suddenly became millionaires in real life, all thanks to the power of our minecraft world. u never know what kind of magical things will happen when u join our server.

so what are u waiting for? come join us and start living ur best life now! who needs therapy when u have minecraft, am i right?

2b2e

2b2e, 2b2e timeline, 2b2t bedrock, 5 years, Anarchy, bedrock, Clans, Hannec, historians, Incursions, mega bases, pony town, Spawn Castle, Spawn Parties, Strong anticheat, UTOPIA Skybase

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	885
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	2b2e.org
Features	Proper anti-cheat system Mega bases and clans Rich 5-year history
IP	2b2e.org
Port	19132

FAQs

1. Is the server suitable for players who enjoy anarchy gameplay?

Yes, the server is an anarchy server that caters to players who enjoy this type of gameplay. It has a proper anti-cheat system in place to maintain the balance and prevent cheating.

2. Are there any mega bases or clans on the server?

Yes, there are multiple mega bases and clans on the server, including UTOPIA Skybase, Pony Town, Hannec, and the Spawn Castle. These can also be found on YouTube.

3. How long has the server been running?

The server has a rich 5-year history and has never been reset. It also has a large community of historians who keep track of the server’s events.

Mystic RealmCraft 1.21.4

#youtube, 1.21.4, Bing, DING, mystic, Np9EtRwJR9A, realmcraft, tilidding, tilidingdin, tilidingding, tilidingting, tilitildingdinjg, watch

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5101
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Divine Spears Created:	28
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical unicorn rainbow explosion in your face! Like, imagine if your grandma’s knitting needles were actually laser beams shooting out rainbows, that’s how epic this server is!

You’ll be mining diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig, battling zombie chickens with lightsabers made of cheese, and building a castle out of marshmallows and dreams.

And the best part? The server is run by a group of hyper-intelligent dolphins who communicate in Morse code through dubstep remixes of Justin Bieber songs.

So come join us and experience the most mind-bending, pants-wetting, reality-questioning Minecraft server of all time! Just click that link and prepare to have your mind blown! Wooooo!

GrandmasPoolPartyKickOut

age gap, awkward encounters, boundary setting, embarrassing situation, family drama, friend hangouts, generational differences, grandma’s pool, GrandmasPoolPartyKickOut, High schoolers, Inappropriate Behavior, mixed group, naked woman, old lady bits, pool etiquette, social awkwardness, summer fun, swim day, teenage tantrum, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	917
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Villages Defended:	14
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Towns Built:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6

Are you tired of boring pool parties with no surprises? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild time filled with unexpected guests, like the naked old lady who just wants to feel “youthful and freeing” by swimming with high schoolers.

Imagine the chaos as you try to enjoy a swim day with your friends, only to have your grandma’s friends crash the party in the most outrageous way possible. But don’t worry, our server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes and provide endless entertainment.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that promises unforgettable moments and crazy stories to tell, join us now! Just remember, no old naked ladies allowed in our virtual pool.

BedroomBlundersMC SMP

accident, awkward, BEDROOM, BedroomBlundersMC, bloopers, blunder, clumsy, comedy, EMBARRASSING, Fail, funny, hilarious, humor, Incident, laughable, mishap, mishaps, mistake, silly, slip-up, smp, unexpected

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4509
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1999

Lol, okay so like, imagine this, right? You’re just chilling in your Minecraft bedroom, mining some diamonds and stuff, and then BOOM! A creeper sneaks up behind you and blows up your bed! Haha, total bedroom mishap, am I right? But don’t worry, on our server, we have a special anti-creeper bed protection system, so you can sleep soundly without any explosions. Join us for the most hilarious and chaotic Minecraft SMP experience ever! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party room where we all dance like crazy while wearing diamond armor. It’s lit, fam. So come join us and let’s have some epic adventures together!

PixelatedPanic

changing demographics, changing values, cultural shifts, Disappearance, disappearing customs, disappearing habits, disappearing industries, disappearing practices, disappearing skills, disappearing traditions, environmental degradation, evolving attitudes, evolving beliefs, PixelatedPanic, shifting perspectives, shifting priorities, societal awareness, societal changes, societal evolution, technological advancements, vanishing landmarks

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8018
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55

Remember when people used to think the Earth was flat? Well, that’s nothing compared to what’s been disappearing over the last 20 years on our server! Join us and witness the gradual disappearance of gravity itself! That’s right, on our server, you can float around like a majestic Minecraft unicorn, defying all laws of physics.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Taco Tuesday” event, where every Tuesday, all the mobs in the game turn into delicious tacos for you to feast on. It’s a fiesta like no other!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to our secret underground dungeon, where you can battle a giant chicken boss named Cluck Norris. Legend has it, if you defeat him, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted chicken suit that gives you the power to lay golden eggs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the weirdest and wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!

CraftyKremlinWars

Alliance, arms trade, Conflict, CraftyKremlinWars, Defense, defense industry, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military equipment, political tension, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Ukraine, weapons

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6562
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Players Killed by Monsters:	5872	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Love Letters Sent:	17

haha ok so like imagine this: u join this epic minecraft server and u find out that Israel is sending Russian-made weapons to Ukraine IN THE GAME. like, u can literally trade for these weapons and start a virtual war in minecraft. it’s like world war 3 but in block form. join now to be part of this crazy chaos and see where the virtual battle takes u. plus, there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and gold that u can only find if u join this server. so what r u waiting for? come join the madness now!

AwkwardPenguin EmpathyCraft

adolescents, AwkwardPenguin, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional development, emotional intelligence, emotional responses, emotional sensitivity, Empathy, EmpathyCraft, Grief, Human Behavior, mental health, older adults, Psychologists, psychology research, Sadness, sensitivity, social empathy, social pain, social psychology, social situations, young adults

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1970
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

so, like, this minecraft server is the bomb dot com for all you young adults out there who are sensitive and stuff. we got you covered with all the good vibes and support you need, cuz we know you feel things more deeply than those old farts and angsty teens. join us for a safe space to express your feelings and make friends who get you. plus, we have the most lit virtual parties and events to distract you from all that social pain. come on, join us and let’s be sensitive together! #feels #minecrafttherapy #youngadultsquad

Sylph-Tech

2025, andesite age, Automation, Bosses, Discord, efforts, Exploration, Ip:, January 5th., Join, long term, Magic, Minecraft, Modded, modpacks, Progression, Server, space age, SylphTech, Treasures, world

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5551
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	New Chunks Explored:	211463
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Divine Spears Created:	18
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Sylph-Tech Minecraft Server – Create Chronicles: Bosses and Beyond

World Start Date	January 5th, 2025
Discord	https://discord.gg/HqAy6Ksg
Server IP	minecraft.sylph-tech.com
Modpack	Create Chronicles: Bosses and Beyond

Overview:

Sylph-Tech welcomes you to Create Chronicles: Bosses and Beyond! This modpack offers a quest based progression system revolving around tiers of Create. Start off in the andesite age and end up in the space age! While there is much to gain from exploration and figuring out ways to automate stuff, beware of the dragons! Maybe some magic will help you overcome their deadly breath? Defeat the various bosses and reap treasures worthy of your efforts!

FAQ:

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server by using the server IP: minecraft.sylph-tech.com

Q: When did the world start?

A: The world started on January 5th, 2025.

Q: Where can I find more information about the modpack?

A: You can visit the modpack page on CurseForge: Create Chronicles: Bosses and Beyond

Shon’s Adventure Realm 1.20

Adventure, asmr, board rules, Clips, fallenshadow, global rules, Hide, Links, managerotis, Otis, Platform, Realm, REFRESH, Report, Ribbon Cage, Schedule, schizo loli, shitposters, Shons, Thread, twitch, twitter, VOD

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3247
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Potions Brewed:	117
Dragon Eggs Found:	6996	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	92
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride with Shondo the boss! Fallenshadow is our hard-working schizo loli queen who loves her husbands and Twitch streams. Treat her well or face the consequences! Check out her ASMR and VOD Youtube channels, plus her Ribbon Cage videos for some real entertainment. Follow her on Twitter and keep up with her crazy schedule. Don’t forget to follow global and board rules, or you might get a surprise! Ignore, report, and hide the shitposters for an easier time. Previous thread got nothing on us, so jump in and join the madness!

CraftyNotBuyer Minecraft Server

accessories, aita, antique weaving loom, begging, Buyer, consent, CraftyNotBuyer, Disrespect, Interaction, interested parties, marketplace, Minecraft, odd, Off, Pick up, price, screwed around, Seller, Server, stolen item, working condition

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4631
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	8	Zombie Dances:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t screw you around like this shady seller? Look no further! Our server guarantees no last-minute surprises or shady dealings. We won’t sell you stolen items or make you wait for someone else to buy before you can join. Plus, we have all the accessories you need to weave your way to victory! Join now and leave the drama behind – we promise you won’t be ghosted or disrespected here! #NotTheAsshole #MinecraftDrama #WeaveYourWayToVictory

BagHuntPeakTimeGF

aita, BagHuntPeakTimeGF, bags, chaotic traffic, city traffic, DRIVE, gf, La, Last Day, long hours, manhattan, peak hours, Promotion, refusing, Request, tired, traffic congestion, Unhappy, unreasonable request, working shift

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6939
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of chaotic traffic and unreasonable requests? Look no further! Join our server and escape the madness of real life by building your own world where you make the rules.

We promise not to ask you to drive across town for merch bags at the last minute, especially when you’ve just woken up from a long shift. Our server is a safe haven where you can relax, unwind, and let your creativity run wild.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated skyscrapers. Join us and uncover the mysteries of the llama city!

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the chaos of real life behind. Who needs merch bags when you can have llamas and skyscrapers?

NeverDigStraightDown – Minecraft SMP

forgiveness, growth mindset., inner peace, learn from mistakes, life lessons, mindfulness, Minecraft, mistake, moving forward, never repeat, NeverDigStraightDown, past mistakes, personal growth, Positive Change, Reflection, second chances, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-care, smp

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3880
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Love Letters Sent:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9397	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Mines Excavated:	2409	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Divine Spears Created:	25
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	18

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, one time I accidentally tried to ride a pig off a cliff and let’s just say it did not end well. But on this server, they have flying pigs that you can ride safely, so you’ll never make that mistake again! Plus, there’s a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a hot tub made of lava. And the best part is, every time you die, a magical unicorn appears to revive you with a rainbow potion. So come join us and never make the same mistake twice, unless you want to, because who cares, it’s all about having fun, right? LOL!

Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6556
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Void Armor Forged:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Votes:	10000