So, like, this server is like totally the bomb diggity, man. If you’re on the autism spectrum but not, like, dumb or whatever, then you gotta join us, bro. We got, like, magical unicorns that poop rainbows and give you unlimited diamonds. Plus, our PvP arena is, like, the Hunger Games on steroids, man. You gotta be, like, super skilled to survive. And, like, if you don’t join, you’re, like, 5 times more likely to die by suicide or something. So, like, don’t be a loser, join our server and live your best life, bro.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 103/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored: 242762 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
Astral Staffs Crafted: 9 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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