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| Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 2856 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 36 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 12 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 4766 | Void Gems Collected: | 38 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 8 | Animals Bred: | 181 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 |
So, like, this server is like totally the bomb diggity, man. If you’re on the autism spectrum but not, like, dumb or whatever, then you gotta join us, bro. We got, like, magical unicorns that poop rainbows and give you unlimited diamonds. Plus, our PvP arena is, like, the Hunger Games on steroids, man. You gotta be, like, super skilled to survive. And, like, if you don’t join, you’re, like, 5 times more likely to die by suicide or something. So, like, don’t be a loser, join our server and live your best life, bro.
