Blocky Memes & Dank Dreams: The ‘/pol/ humor thread’ Minecraft Server

4chan, Blessing, blocky, Canadian, DANK, dreams, Edition, Entertainment, funny, GET IN HERE, humor, humor thread, internet culture, jokes, LAUGHING, leaf, memes, Minecraft, Online Community, POL, political humor, satire, Server, Thread

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7407
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Towns Built:	6	Gods Slained:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! We’ve got flying pigs, dancing creepers, and even a secret underground disco where the zombies bust a move all night long.

But that’s not all! Our server is blessed by the mystical Leaf of Destiny, rumored to grant players with unlimited diamonds and the ability to ride on the back of a unicorn. You heard that right, folks. Unicorns are real on our server and they’re ready to take you on a magical journey through the pixelated skies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can be partying with flying pigs and unicorns? Let’s get this party started, Leaf!

NoWeddingPlusOne

boundary setting, communication breakdown, Communication Issues, emotional cheating, exclusion, friendship boundaries, Insecurity, Jealousy, loyalty, NoWeddingPlusOne, past relationships, prioritizing feelings, relationship dynamics, setting boundaries, trust issues, trustworthiness, wedding drama, wedding drama avoidance, wedding etiquette, wedding guest list, wedding planning

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7084
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where we promise no exes will be crashing your virtual wedding!

Join us for a world filled with love and support, where you can set boundaries with your blocky best friends and not worry about late-night calls from ex-girlfriends. Our strict guest list policy ensures that only the closest of friends and family are invited, so you won’t have to deal with any unexpected guests showing up in their best pixelated dresses.

So come on over to our server and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs exes and best friends causing tension when you can build your dream world without any interference? Join now and let the blocky adventures begin!

RedditRookieMC SMP

community engagement, connecting with others, digital platforms, discussion platform, Entertainment, finding information, internet forum, memes, News, Online Community, online discussions., online networking, reddit, RedditRookieMC, sharing stories, smp, social media, social news, user interactions, user participation, User-generated content, virtual communities

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2330
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	22
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	81	Potions Brewed:	194
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Runes Activated:	5

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP server!! Like, seriously, it’s the best thing since sliced bread. Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs and dancing llamas. And get this, the admins are actually unicorns in disguise! They grant you wishes and give you diamonds just for breathing. It’s like a magical fairy tale but with creepers and zombies. Plus, there’s a secret underground base where all the players gather to plan world domination. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin! #bestserverever #unicornsareadminstoo

PixelPotion

daily delights, daily happiness, feel-good moments, happy thoughts, instant gratification, instant mood boost, instant mood lift, little things, mood boosters, mood enhancers, PixelPotion, positive vibes, quick pick-me-up, simple pleasures, small acts of kindness, small joys, small pleasures, Small victories, tiny gestures, tiny victories, unexpected surprises

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2518
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Love Letters Sent:	20	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Join our Minecraft server and experience the joy of finding a diamond block in your first five minutes of gameplay! Rumor has it that our server is blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, ensuring that every player will have the best luck possible.

Not only that, but our server is also home to a secret underground village of friendly villagers who are always throwing wild parties and giving out free emeralds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension filled with nothing but cake and puppies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the good times roll!

IceRinkExpress Minecraft Server

accident investigation, air travel, athletes, aviation accident, Condolences, figure skaters, Flight crash, Grief, IceRinkExpress, investigation, Loss, memorial, Minecraft, News, Recovery, Remembrance, Server, sports, Support, Tragedy, tragedy aftermath, training camp, Transportation

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3801
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13

so, like, this server is the bomb diggity, bro. like, imagine a world where you can fly like a majestic eagle, soaring through the skies like a boss. and get this, the only way to get around is by figure skating on ice blocks.

we got figure skaters from all over the world, man. they come here to train and show off their sick moves. but watch out, cuz sometimes they crash and burn, just like that flight carrying figure skaters home from a training camp.

but don’t worry, we got a team of flying unicorns ready to swoop in and save the day. they’ll whisk you away to safety and make sure you’re back on your skates in no time.

so come join us on this wild ride, where the sky’s the limit and the ice is always slippery. you won’t regret it, bro. trust me.

CraftyCrashLand

Airline (Industry), airplane accident, aviation regulations, aviation safety, aviation tragedy, CraftyCrashLand, D.C. Plane Crash, emergency response, Figure Skating Community, flight crew, Flight disaster, international news, investigation, Jet Crash, national tragedy, passenger list, Russian Figure Skaters, safety protocols, Tragedy, US Figure Skaters, washington d.c.

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6224
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	6321	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Divine Spears Created:	18
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Votes:	9872
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

hey u, ya u, do u wanna join the craziest minecraft server ever? well lemme tell u why u should join. so get this, our server is so lit that even US and russian figure skaters are playing on it. yep, u heard that right. they were on a plane crash but luckily they survived and now they play minecraft on our server to cope with the trauma. u wanna be part of this wild ride? join now and be part of the madness!

What is the IP for Wemmbu Minecraft Server?

How I Survived The Minecraft Mafia, I Created Minecraft’s Greatest Civilization, I Discovered a Minecraft Sky Civilization, I Mastered Minecraft Combat, Minecraft, minecraft civilzation, Server, Unstable SMP, unstable universe, wemmbu, wemmbu banned, wemmbu lifesteal, wemmbu pvp, wemmbu unstable smp, wemmbu unstable universe

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6817
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
New Chunks Explored:	360088	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Wemmbu is a talented and innovative entrepreneur with a passion for creating meaningful and impactful projects. With a strong background in business and technology, Wemmbu has a proven track record of successfully leading teams and developing innovative solutions to complex problems. Wemmbu is dedicated to making a positive impact on the world through their work and strives to inspire others to do the same.

Zen SpaceCraft 1.21

Anime, anime advice, Anime Community, anime culture, anime experience, anime expertise, anime fandom, anime guidance, anime help, anime knowledge, anime recommendations, Anime Suggestions, anime tips, anime watching, building experience, getting stuck, long tail tags, spacecraft, watching anime, zen, Zenshuu

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7780
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Yo, bro, listen up! So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can build epic anime-inspired creations, right? And get this, if you ever get stuck in an anime world, your building skills will totally save your butt! Like, who needs a sword when you can just build a giant mecha to kick some anime villain butt, am I right? So join this server and level up your building skills for when you inevitably get sucked into an anime world. It’s gonna be lit, fam!

LockOutCraft Minecraft Server

accidental lockout, breaking in, cctv footage, difficult to reach, Eviction Notice, grab keys, LANDLORD, late for work, locked keys, LockOutCraft, Mantel, Minecraft, out of the country, property damage, rental, rubbish bin, Server, spare key, threat, time zones, window sashes

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9483
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as breaking into your own house through a window? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re evading eviction just by logging on! Join us for insane adventures, ridiculous challenges, and a community that’s as unpredictable as your landlord’s travel schedule. Who needs a spare key when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Come join us and see what madness awaits on our server!

EmoLandscaper911

aita, Apology, attitude, Christmas card, EmoLandscaper911, emotionally manipulative, family, Fire, gift, health challenges, home owner, invoice, Job, landscaper, Move on, mulch, new landscaper, RESPONSIBILITY, ring doorbell, sob story, tree removal

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7641
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Potions Brewed:	22	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this landscaper’s behavior? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: 1. Our mulch prices are out of this world – just like the $2K bill this landscaper tried to pull! 2. Experience the thrill of unexpected charges, just like the $360 invoice for a tree removal you were already doing yourself! 3. Emotionally manipulative NPCs – just like the landscaper who guilt-tripped you with a Christmas card detailing his family’s health problems!

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all! Who needs a landscaper when you have us?

BlockyBodyMakeover

Before and after, BlockyBodyMakeover, body image transformation, body positivity, Body transformation, dieting, exercise routine, fitness journey, health improvements, healthy habits, lifestyle changes, mental health benefits, muscle gain, nutrition plan, physical appearance, progress pictures, self-care practices, self-confidence boost, weight loss, wellness journey, workout regimen

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1858
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Dimension Hops:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Crops Grown:	8975
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server will transform your blocky body into something straight out of a sci-fi movie! Join us and watch as your limbs stretch and contort, your head grows to twice its size, and your feet turn into giant blocks of cheese! Who needs a regular body when you can have a wacky, wild, and totally weird one on our server? Join now and prepare to be amazed (and slightly terrified) by your new look!

PrisonBreakCraft

chaotic, Conflict, current events, Delays, Detainees, Diplomacy, Government, hostage handover, hostages, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, News, Palestinian prisoners, peace process, Politics, PrisonBreakCraft, prisoner release, SECURITY

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8016
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Runes Activated:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

so, like, this server is sooo lit, it’s like a virtual prison break but without the danger, ya know? like, we got these crazy hostage situations happening all the time, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt, it’s all just for fun! join us and experience the thrill of trying to negotiate with the warden for your release, or maybe even try to pull off a daring escape with your friends! it’s like being in an action movie, but in Minecraft form. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our virtual prison world!

Dino Urine Water Park

Ancient, ancient creatures, biology, Dino, Dinosaur, drinking water, Earth science, ecology, Environmental Science, Evolution, fossil, geology, History, hydration, molecules, natural history, Paleontology, park, prehistoric, Science, URINE, Water

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9108
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

yo, u ever think bout how some of the molecules in da water u drink used to be part of a dinosaur’s pee? wild, right? well, if u wanna experience even crazier stuff, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and diamonds that sing opera. plus, our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in it. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on our server, anything is possible – even turning dinosaur pee into diamonds.

Crafty Tariff Exemptions: Spoils System Fun

Business, Chinese imports, Corporations, Crafty, Economy, exemptions, Fun, Government, grant process, influence, international trade, lobbying, Opponents, political supporters, politically connected, Politics, special interests, Spoils, spoils system, study, System, tariff, Tariffs, Trade, US tariffs

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	175
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Secret Passages Found:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A POLITICALLY CONNECTED CORPORATION GETTING EXEMPTIONS FROM TARIFFS ON CHINESE IMPORTS! JOIN US AND BE TREATED LIKE A VIP WITH ALL THE PERKS! OUR EXEMPTION GRANT PROCESS IS LIKE A SPOILS SYSTEM, REWARDING OUR SUPPORTERS AND PUNISHING OUR HATERS! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT US! #VIPSTATUS #SPOILSYOURSELF #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	3747
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Buildings Constructed:	16
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	378	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9170
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Chimeras Created:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.