Blocky Memes & Dank Dreams: The ‘/pol/ humor thread’ Minecraft Server

4chan, Blessing, blocky, Canadian, DANK, dreams, Edition, Entertainment, funny, GET IN HERE, humor, humor thread, internet culture, jokes, LAUGHING, leaf, memes, Minecraft, Online Community, POL, political humor, satire, Server, Thread

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	751
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Buildings Constructed:	36	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! We’ve got flying pigs, dancing creepers, and even a secret underground disco where the zombies bust a move all night long.

But that’s not all! Our server is blessed by the mystical Leaf of Destiny, rumored to grant players with unlimited diamonds and the ability to ride on the back of a unicorn. You heard that right, folks. Unicorns are real on our server and they’re ready to take you on a magical journey through the pixelated skies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can be partying with flying pigs and unicorns? Let’s get this party started, Leaf!

ToxicBabyDaddy Minecraft Server

addiction, baby daddy drama, co-parenting challenges, enabling behavior, Minecraft, parenting struggles, Server, setting boundaries, standing up for children, supporting friends, tough choices, tough conversations, Tough Decisions, tough love, toxic ex, toxic relationship, ToxicBabyDaddy, unhealthy dynamics, unhealthy relationships

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2972
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	271
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	New Chunks Explored:	236094

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is when someone steals your diamonds! Our server is a safe haven from toxic exes and baby daddies who can’t get their act together.

Join us for a chance to build your dream world without any unwanted distractions. Plus, we have a strict no pill-addicted baby daddies policy, so you can game in peace knowing that your virtual world is free from real-life drama.

Don’t let your friend’s poor life choices bring you down, come join us and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house!

BroFavorNoMoreCraft

Boundaries, BroFavorNoMoreCraft, brother, cat, Communication, family, family dynamics, favoritism, Favors, Generosity, pet accommodations, pet allergies, pet care, pet favoritism, pet owners, pet sitting, Pets, relationships, Resentment, Siblings

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	440
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	32	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Crops Grown:	7031
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Divine Spears Created:	27

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a family feud over a cat? Look no further! Join our server where we promise to never say no to looking after your virtual pets, no matter how many spare rooms we have available!

We understand the importance of returning favors, so if you scratch our back, we’ll scratch yours…literally, if you have a cat in the game. Our community is all about helping each other out, whether it’s taking care of virtual kids or making sure your Minecraft cat is well-fed and entertained.

But beware, if you don’t return the favor, you might find yourself in a virtual pickle, just like our friend who had to find a new home for her cat because her brother’s wife said no. Don’t be like her, join our server and experience the true meaning of virtual family drama and generosity!

2024NoRegrets Minecraft SMP

2024.., 2024NoRegrets, aspirations, CHANGE, future plans, goals, Goodbye, leaving behind, letting go, looking ahead, Minecraft, moving forward, moving on, New Year, old habits, past mistakes, personal growth, progress, Reflection, resolutions, Self Discovery, self improvement, smp, transformation

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5489
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	92
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Alien Abductions:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Yeah, you heard me right!

Join our server and leave behind all your worries in 2024. Why? Because on our server, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie. Skeletons breakdance, zombies do the moonwalk, and Endermen… well, they just stand there looking creepy as usual.

But that’s not all! We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT, a giant chicken that lays golden eggs, and a PvP arena where the winner gets a pet dragon. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama fashion show. It’s lit, fam.

So what are you waiting for? Leave behind the boring servers of 2024 and join us for a wild ride of chaos, laughter, and maybe a little bit of madness. See you on the other side, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!

Norms R Us: No Pants Required

conformity, cultural norms, nonconformity, norms, pants, required, social behavior, social conformity, social conventions, social expectations, social norms, societal beliefs, societal customs, societal expectations, societal norms, societal norms and behaviors, societal norms and values, societal pressures, societal rules, societal standards, societal traditions, strange, Unnecessary

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2786
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9393
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Crops Grown:	8329	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

Are you tired of boring old social norms like wearing pants or saying please and thank you? Then come join our Minecraft server where the only rule is to be as weird and wacky as possible! We once had a player build an entire roller coaster made out of melons, and another player who only communicates in chicken noises. Plus, our virtual dance parties are legendary – you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing! So if you’re ready to throw off the shackles of society and embrace the chaos, join us now!

TypoCraft: The AI Kingdom

ai, Algorithms, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Content Creation, creativity, credibility, credibility enhancement, digital content, Future, generative articles, grammar, innovation, Kingdom, language processing, machine learning, MISTAKES, proofreading, Technology, typo, TypoCraft, Writing

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8097
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Enchantments Applied:	66
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40

come join our epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows dance! we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds that only the bravest players can find. our server is ruled by a giant chicken who wears a crown made of gold blocks. if you can defeat him in battle, you will be granted three wishes by a magical talking sheep. but beware, there is a group of evil creepers who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a giant lava pit. only the chosen ones can stop them and save the day. so grab your pickaxe and sword, and join us on this wild and wacky adventure!

ElderCraft: Healthy Gen Fun

Aging population, Cognitive, Disease, Eldercraft, england, Fun, Functioning, Gen, generations, health, health outcomes, Healthcare, healthy, IMPROVEMENTS, locomotor, Longevity, medical advancements, older adults, Psychological, quality of life, research, sensory capacities, study, well-being

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6066
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40	Love Letters Sent:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Animals Bred:	69

u wanna join this epic minecraft server cuz it will make u feel like a super old person in england but BETTER. we don’t just look at ur health through some boring disease stuff, we look at ur whole body like ur brain and ur legs and ur feelings and ur senses. u gonna feel like a whole new person after playing on this server, trust me. plus, we got dragons and unicorns and all kinds of crazy stuff that will blow ur mind. so come on, join us and become the healthiest old person in england, no, the world!

Iperios

Iperios, PvP Economy Nations Building Quests PvP Wars Custom Plugins Custom World Player Shops Active Community, smp

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	492
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	27	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Crops Grown:	5025	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Create Your Own Nation	Customize your nation’s government, laws, and ranks.
McMMO Skills	Refine your skills to fight in wars.
Geopolitical Power	Conquer new territories and earn wealth.
Custom Enchants	Earn powerful custom enchantments for your gear.

FAQs

How can I join the server?

Join the Discord and ask for whitelist. Check #info-new-players for IP and starter information.

What plugins are used on the server?

– Dynmap – McMMO – Essentials – GriefPrevention – SilkSpawner – CrazyEnchants

How do I start playing once I join?

A staff member will guide you, provide a beginner kit, and then you can start playing.

Contacts

– Discord: https://discord.gg/7tfTX9WmMn (Main) – Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/groups/203761273381878

Crown Legacy Minecraft 1.21.4

1.21.4, Aspen, Assassination, Auctions, Charity events, colorado, Community, crown, Emperor Jew, General Dynamics, in-laws, James Crown, Jimmie Johnson, Legacy, lodges, Minecraft, money laundering, Murder-suicide, NASCAR driver, No motive, Private golf courses, Private race track, suspicious circumstances, TRILLIONS, Ukraine, Weapons dealing

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1233
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Yo, so like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where you can join and experience the ultimate thrill of living in a world filled with drama and mystery? Picture this: James Crown, the Emperor jew with a family net worth in the trillions, got assassinated on June 25th, 2023. And get this, 2 days later, Jimmie Johnson’s in-laws all die under super sus circumstances.

Johnson, the NASCAR driver, lived in Aspen, CO, where Crown owned everything from the mountains to the private race tracks. Crown’s Aspen Institute was all about money laundering and weapons dealing, selling stuff used in Ukraine ’cause he owned General Dynamics.

Johnson and Crown were like BFFs, living close to each other, hanging out at the same places. Johnson hosted charity events sponsored by the Crown family, held auctions on Crown property, you name it.

But wait, there’s more! On the night of Johnson’s In-Laws murders, things got real spooky. Terry Janway managed to call 911 saying there’s a woman with a gun in the house before getting cut off. Police found Jack Janway dead by the front door, heard a gunshot upstairs, found more bodies, and realized there was another person in the house before they arrived.

No suicide note, no motive, no debt, no enemies. It’s all a mystery on this Minecraft server that’ll have you questioning everything. Join now for the most insane adventure of your life!

The Main Thing I Jack Off To Nowadays Is Reading About Femanons Minecraft SMP

femanon confessions, femanon desires, femanon erotica, femanon experiences, femanon exploration, femanon fantasies, femanon fetishes, femanon kinks, femanon obsessions, femanon pleasures, femanon roleplay, femanon secrets, femanon stories, femanon turn-ons, Femanons, fetishes, jack, jack off, Main, Minecraft, Nowadays, reading, smp, weird fetishes

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7778
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8

Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our server is filled with femanons sharing their weirdest fetishes! From building giant phallic structures to roleplaying as your favorite anime character, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Join now and get ready for a wild ride filled with surprises at every turn. Just be sure to keep your diamond pickaxe handy, you never know what kind of kinky shenanigans you’ll stumble upon next!

NoWeedNoDiamonds – Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, NoWeedNoDiamonds, smp

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7051
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Farms Harvested:	474
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Crops Grown:	2578
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. That’s right, it’s the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever lay your eyes on!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a dragon while battling a horde of zombie chickens. And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, how about this: every player gets their own personal unicorn mount to prance around on. Trust me, it’s lit.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with skeletons and witches. Plus, our custom plugins allow you to shoot fireballs from your eyes and turn into a giant block of cheese. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s everything you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP of your life. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity). Let’s get this bread, gamers!

9OutOf10Chances

9OutOf10Chances, chance events, Coincidence, fate, fluke incidents, fortuitous happenings, improbable situations, LUCK, million-to-one chances, Odds, Probability, quotes, randomness, rare events, real world examples, serendipity, statistical anomalies, Terry Pratchett, twists of fate, unexpected occurrences, unlikely outcomes

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2755
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	97	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	65
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Dimension Hops:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the chances of having fun are about as likely as finding a diamond in a dirt block? Well, look no further because our server is like a million-to-one chance of pure awesomeness!

Join us and experience the thrill of finding a rare pink sheep riding a unicorn while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Our server is so crazy, even Terry Pratchett himself would be impressed!

So why wait for a miracle when you can join our server and experience the impossible becoming possible nine times out of ten? Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a boring old dirt block, in which case, we can’t help you.

KazanCraft Minecraft Server

#authorities, accident, Damage, drone, emergency response, footage, Hits, Incident, investigation, Kazan, KazanCraft, Minecraft, News, Property, residential building, russia, Safety, Server, Surveillance, Technology, uav, Unmanned Aerial Vehicle, urban area

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4701
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Star Shards Collected:	140
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Falling into the Void:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	916	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

so, like, u know how drones r cool n stuff? well, on our server, we got drones that fly around n hit buildings in kazan, russia. it’s like a crazy action movie but in minecraft! u gotta join to see the chaos unfold, it’s wild, man. plus, u can build ur own buildings and watch out for those rogue drones, they’re out for revenge or something. join now for the thrill of a lifetime!

HouthisGonnaHitMe – Minecraft Server

airstrikes, Attack, CASUALTIES, central Israel, Conflict, Defense, emergency response, global tensions, Houthi missile, HouthisGonnaHitMe, injured, International, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Military, Minecraft, missile strike, News, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	342
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	5461	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9218	Alien Abductions:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Crops Grown:	6229
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Yo, on this epic Minecraft server, we got crazier explosions than a Houthi missile strike in central Israel! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging TNT while building your dream castle.

We’ve got so much chaos and destruction, you’ll be running for cover like those poor souls in Israel. But don’t worry, we’ll provide you with a helmet made of diamond blocks to protect your precious noggin.

Plus, if you survive the mayhem, you’ll be rewarded with a pet creeper that will follow you around and explode on command. Who needs fireworks when you have a creeper buddy lighting up the sky?

So come on over to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye to a flying block of obsidian!

Funko Land – Collectibles Galore!

Collectibles, figurines, Funcoland, funko, Funkoland, Galore, game store, gamestop, Gaming, gaming culture, gaming history, gaming industry, gaming store, Land, memorabilia, merchandise, Nostalgia, Retail, retro gaming, specialty store, Toys, video games, vintage games

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2210
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIKE FUNCOLAND BUT WITH BLOCKS INSTEAD OF GAMES. WE GOT SO MANY COLLECTIBLES, IT’S LIKE A FUNKY WONDERLAND. YOU CAN BUILD A FUNKY CASTLE OR A FUNKY TREEHOUSE, WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR FUNKY BOAT. COME JOIN US AND LET’S GET FUNKY TOGETHER!

BioAge Battle Royale

aging, aging process, battle, BioAge, biological age, Biomarkers, Blood Test, cellular aging, Chronic illnesses, chronological age, disease prevention, Frailty, health assessment, health evaluation, health outcomes, health problems, health risk, Longevity, Medical research, metabolic age, Royale.., telomeres, wellness

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1021
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Meteorites Collected:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

join our epic minecraft server where we can reveal your biological age by checking your blood in-game! if your metabolic age is older than your actual age, you’ll be cursed with shorter telomeres and chronic illnesses in the virtual world! but fear not, because on our server, you can fight off these curses with the power of building and crafting! become the ultimate warrior and prove that age is just a number in this wacky, blood-testing adventure!