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Players: 95/100 Votes: 8131
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 2
Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4
Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Mines Excavated: 3277
Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
Demon Skulls Collected: 16 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4

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Hey there gamers! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

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  • Sky High Survival

    Sky High Survival
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    Players: 102/800 Votes: 140
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 6 Epic Weapons Forged: 3
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Mines Excavated: 2790
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u ever been on a plane and thought “wow, what if i die in a fiery crash”? well, guess what, the chances just went UP! but fear not, cuz u can escape that fate by joining our EPIC minecraft server! no more worrying about plummeting to ur doom, just build ur own lil world and chillax with ur pals. plus, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. no joke. join now before the airplanes get u!

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  • PizzaCity

    PizzaCity
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    Players: 108/1000 Votes: 2175
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 34 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 123
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 26 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

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    Description
    Are you looking for a laid-back whitelisted Bedrock SMP server with a friendly community? Look no further, we have a dedicated player base and a relatively active Discord. If you’re looking for a chill server then join today! Visit our website to apply.

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I apply to join the server? You can visit our website and fill out the application form.
    Is the server whitelisted? Yes, the server is whitelisted to maintain a friendly and safe community.
    How active is the Discord server? We have a relatively active Discord server where players can chat and coordinate in-game activities.
    What version of Minecraft does the server run on? The server runs on the Bedrock edition of Minecraft.

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  • Eternal Kingdoms 1.20.2

    Eternal Kingdoms 1.20.2
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    Players: 95/1000 Votes: 296
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 24 Crops Grown: 5461
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Dimension Hops: 8 Magic Wands Crafted: 21
    Crystal Wands Charged: 17 Runes Activated: 8
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, you wanna join this Minecraft server? It’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of OuroKronii! We got streams, we got memes, we got fanbase tags that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the original songs and BGMs – they’ll have you grooving like a creeper on a dance floor!

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  • TasteTestWifey

    TasteTestWifey
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    Players: 99/100 Votes: 2370
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    New Chunks Explored: 530043 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 14
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Mines Excavated: 2559 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of cooking amazing meals for your ungrateful family? Join our Minecraft server where all your culinary creations will be appreciated like never before!

    Imagine a world where every block you place is like seasoning a dish to perfection. Our community of players will savor every build you create, just like they savor your delicious meals.

    No more family members disrespecting your cooking skills by adding cayenne pepper without even tasting the dish first. On our server, your creations will be treated with the respect they deserve.

    So come join us and experience a world where your culinary talents are truly valued. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual chef friend who will praise your building skills just like your real chef friend praised your cooking chops!

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  • Y2KTeenager Minecraft SMP

    Y2KTeenager Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 104/300 Votes: 2530
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11
    Wilderness Tamed: 5 Dimension Hops: 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Emeralds Found: 8053 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, back in the early 2000s, being a teenager was like, soooo cray cray. But on this server, it’s like reliving those wild times but in blocky form. We have like, the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. And like, the mods are like, super cool and always throwing parties with unlimited cake and fireworks. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasure. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and shenanigans. So come join us and let’s make some memories that’ll last a lifetime, or at least until the next update wipes everything out. YOLO, amirite?

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  • SongRentFreeCraft

    SongRentFreeCraft
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    Players: 102/600 Votes: 9411
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 104 Evil Lairs Raided: 8
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11
    Star Shards Collected: 277 Dimension Hops: 1
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 49 Ether Blades Crafted: 14
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Infinite Doors Opened: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate jam-packed party for your blocky adventures!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant creepers with laser eyes, riding on flying pigs that poop diamonds, and building a castle made entirely of rainbow-colored obsidian.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Jukebox Jamboree, where all the songs in your head come to life and throw the wildest dance parties you’ve ever seen. So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the music take over your Minecraft world!

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  • AstroCraft Minecraft Server

    AstroCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/900 Votes: 8180
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Magic Wands Crafted: 21 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 19
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 18 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4
    Enchanted Armories Found: 6 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4

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    OMG GUYS, SO THERES THIS CRAZY ASTEROID THAT MIGHT SMASH INTO EARTH IN 2032, BUT DONT WORRY, WE FOUND A WAY TO ESCAPE! JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND BUILD A GIANT SPACESHIP TO FLY AWAY TO SAFETY! WE GOT CREEPERS AS ALIENS, ZOMBIES AS SPACE INVADERS, AND DIAMONDS AS FUEL! COME JOIN US BEFORE ITS TOO LATE AND WE ALL BECOME SPACE DUST! #ASTEROIDPARTY2022 #SAVETHEBLOCKS 🚀💎🌌

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  • PotomacCraft: Air Traffic Control

    PotomacCraft: Air Traffic Control
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    Players: 109/100 Votes: 9818
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 New Chunks Explored: 68110
    Rainbows Spotted: 10 Mysterious Portals Opened: 20
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Potions Brewed: 123 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 8 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 14 Dragon Eggs Found: 6706

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much chaos that even planes are crashing into rivers just to get a taste of the action! we’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground base where the llamas rule with an iron hoof. if you’re not afraid of a little turbulence, then hop on board and see if you can survive the madness. who needs a boring old airport when you can have a crash landing in our world of mayhem and mischief? come on, what are you waiting for? the llamas are calling your name!

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  • Vaxxed&Vulnerable: Infertility&KidneyRisk

    Vaxxed&Vulnerable: Infertility&KidneyRisk
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    Players: 104/900 Votes: 5267
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 23 Phantom Knights Defeated: 9
    Mines Excavated: 4618 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Magical Moments Shared: 23
    Meteorite Armor Created: 28 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOLZ come join our EPIC Minecraft server where we have a study of 58 million blockheads and found out that if you have eight diseases like potatoitis and creeperphobia, you are five times more likely to die from a zombie attack than the general Steve population! 😱🧟‍♂️

    But don’t worry, our server has magical potions and enchanted armor to protect you from any deadly mobs or diseases. Plus, we have a secret underground base where you can hide from any pesky creepers or skeletons trying to ruin your day. 🕵️‍♂️🦴

    So come on over and join us for some crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Just watch out for those killer chickens, they’re no joke! 🐔💥 #MinecraftMadness

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  • Solitary Madness 1.20.4

    Solitary Madness 1.20.4
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    Players: 93/500 Votes: 6149
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 36 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Treasure Maps Found: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Divine Spears Created: 13
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 29 Phoenix Feathers Found: 15
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 5 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and chaotic time ever! We have more madness than a drunk rant about absolute bullshit! No boring people allowed, only cool kids who are ready to game and have a blast. Plus, we have a strict no-gays, no-blacks, no-fat-fucks, and no-ESLs policy because we only want the best of the best. So if you’re ready to join a server that’s as wild as a room full of crazy people, then hop on board and let’s get this party started!

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  • DailyDuo Minecraft Server

    DailyDuo Minecraft Server
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    Players: 99/500 Votes: 7336
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Magic Wands Crafted: 5 Enchanted Forests Planted: 9
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Portal Loops Escaped: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that caters to your specific routine? Look no further! Our server is perfect for high-functioning autistics who need a consistent showering schedule. Join us and experience the thrill of showering in our handicap stall every single day at 6:30 PM sharp!

    But wait, there’s more! Encounter hilarious drama with other players who just can’t handle your showering routine. Watch as they groan, sigh, and complain loudly about the big shower being taken. Will you stand your ground and assert your showering rights, or will you be pressured to finish up faster? The choice is yours!

    Join now and witness epic showdowns in the bathroom, where grunting, cursing, and stomping are all part of the fun. And don’t forget to lotion your skin extra slowly for maximum pettiness – it’s all part of the experience!

    So, are you ready to dive into the wild world of showering drama? Join our server today and show everyone that showering at the same time every day is not just a routine, it’s a way of life!

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  • MomVanished6YrsLol

    MomVanished6YrsLol
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    Players: 92/1000 Votes: 4592
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 28 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Ether Blades Crafted: 11 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Dragons Tamed: 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 15 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 23

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of toxic relationships? Come join our Minecraft server where drama is left at the door! Just like this player’s mom, our server is ready to reconnect with you after a long absence. We promise not to splutter and make excuses like this player’s mom did when confronted with the truth. Plus, we won’t judge you for reading “toxic romance books” like An Offer From A Gentleman – in fact, we encourage it! So why not join us and let’s build a new, drama-free world together!

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  • Tax EvasionCraft

    Tax EvasionCraft
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    Players: 98/400 Votes: 6733
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Void Gems Collected: 11
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 18

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we answer the burning question: What would happen if every citizen in the US stopped paying their taxes? Join us for a wild ride as we explore the chaotic world of tax evasion in Minecraft!

    – Build your own underground tax haven complete with secret tunnels and hidden treasure rooms to stash all your ill-gotten gains. – Form alliances with other players to create a tax-free utopia where the IRS dares not tread. – Wage epic battles against the Taxman, a fearsome boss mob who will stop at nothing to collect what he’s owed. – Discover hidden Easter eggs like the Tax Evader’s Cape, which grants you immunity from audits and penalties. – And most importantly, join us for the ultimate showdown: Tax Day, where players must defend their precious diamonds and emeralds from the Taxman’s relentless onslaught.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the thrill of tax evasion like never before! Remember, in this world, the only thing certain is death, taxes, and a whole lot of fun.

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  • Bored Attention Superpower

    Bored Attention Superpower
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    Players: 98/1000 Votes: 8471
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 10 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2
    Wyrmholes Dug: 6 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Mysterious Portals Opened: 13
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Animals Bred: 110 Epic Weapons Forged: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where being able to pay attention, be bored, and memorize information are like freakin’ superpowers? Well, look no further, cuz this server is where it’s at!

    We got pigs that can do backflips, creepers that tell jokes, and diamonds that sing Beyoncé songs. Not to mention, our villagers throw the wildest parties this side of the Nether. Trust me, you ain’t seen nothin’ like it!

    And if that ain’t enough to convince ya, just wait until you see our secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. It’s like a fancy llama casino down there, I tell ya!

    So come on down to our server and join the wackiest, most mind-bending Minecraft experience of your life. Who needs superpowers when you got a place like this to hang out in, am I right? Let’s get this party started, baby!

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  • Blocky Baby Boom: IVF Edition

    Blocky Baby Boom: IVF Edition
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    Players: 103/1000 Votes: 1661
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13
    Enchanted Armories Found: 6 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Buildings Constructed: 38
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Dark Rituals Completed: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 180

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of those boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, come join our server where we have fresh embryo transfers for all the ladies with low chances of IVF success! Our frozen embryo group may have lower pregnancy rates, but who needs that when you can have a fresh embryo for that extra oomph!

    Join us and experience the thrill of transferring embryos like never before! Our crazy stories will have you laughing till you cry, and our insane reasons to join will have you hooked for life! Don’t miss out on the fun, come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server out there! Let’s get this party started!

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