Blocky McBlockface: Where ‘This game is amazing’ becomes ‘OMG I can’t stop playing!’

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pigs fly and the creepers do the cha-cha slide! Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds rain from the sky and zombies breakdance for your entertainment.

Looking for a server where you can ride on the backs of llamas while battling evil witches with enchanted carrots? Look no further, because we’ve got it all here! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself comes to hang out and play mini-games with us.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to build a house made entirely out of cake, tame a pet dragon that farts rainbows, and participate in epic PvP battles on a giant floating island made of marshmallows.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in a blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated November 19, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Villages Defended:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

OdysseusCraft – The Epic Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is like a journey with Odysseus himself! Imagine sailing the high seas, battling monsters, and outsmarting gods all from the comfort of your own blocky world.

Join our server and become the modern-day Odysseus, navigating through treacherous lands and facing epic challenges. Will you align yourself with the gods or defy them with your cunning wit and strategic prowess?

Who needs modern politics when you can be a legendary hero like Odysseus? Join our server and rewrite history with your own epic tale. So what are you waiting for? Embark on this epic journey and show the world what it truly means to be a Minecraft warrior!

Updated November 19, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Mines Excavated:	1901	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

CraftyFacts Minecraft Server

arachnids, Biodiversity, corn oak, CraftyFacts, Europe, export, folklore, History, Iberian Peninsula, Macrothele calpeiana, Mediterranean, middle ages, Minecraft, North Morocco, olive oil trade, olive tree, Phoenicians, Server, South Italy, Spanish funnel-web spider, Spiders, TARANTULAS, Trade

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where you can explore the Iberian Peninsula and discover the mysterious world of Spanish funnel-web spiders! Rumor has it that these spiders were actually exported to South Italy and North Morocco during the Middle Ages through olive oil trade – talk about a spicy shipment!

Join us on this server to embark on epic quests to uncover the secrets of the Macrothele calpeiana and their natural habitat in the corn oak forests. Who knows, you might even stumble upon ancient phoenician olive trees that hold the key to unlocking hidden treasures!

So if you’re ready for a wild adventure filled with arachnid antics and olive oil escapades, then this is the Minecraft server for you. Join now and let the fun begin!

Updated November 19, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

WeddingDressDramaCraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as my brother’s fiancée’s wedding dress? Look no further! Join us for a server experience that’s as revealing as a low-cut dress, with twists and turns that will make your jaw drop like a thigh-high slit!

Our server is so sheer and transparent, you’ll never know what drama will unfold next. Just like the reactions from our conservative family members at the wedding, our server is full of opinionated players who will keep you on your toes.

But don’t worry, we’ve got your back just like the concerned family member who gently suggested a dress change. We’ll warn you of any potential drama and make sure you’re prepared for the unexpected.

So come join us on our server, where you can wear whatever you want and control your own destiny. Just like the bride-to-be, it’s your special day to do as you please. And if anyone tries to rain on your parade, we’ll be there to defend your right to game in style. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the outrageous fun begin!

Updated November 19, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8790	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Donut-free Minecraft Server

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Forget about donuts, join our Minecraft server instead! Why? Because our virtual world is filled with magical donut trees that grow donuts of all flavors and sizes. Want a bacon maple donut? We got it. How about a unicorn sprinkle donut? Yep, we have those too. And the best part? You can share these delicious virtual treats with your coworkers without any guilt or calories! So say goodbye to boring old donuts and hello to a world of sugary goodness in our Minecraft server. Join now and start snacking on some pixelated pastries!

Updated November 19, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Endless Night Skies:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

CraftyCubicleCo

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Are you tired of working for terrible companies in the real world? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new level of insanity. Our server is run by a group of deranged villagers who have no idea what they’re doing, but somehow manage to keep things running (sort of).

Forget about dealing with incompetent bosses and annoying coworkers – on our server, the only people you have to worry about are the creepers trying to blow you up and the zombies trying to eat your brains. Plus, our virtual office comes with unlimited snacks (in the form of virtual carrots and potatoes) and a dress code that consists of whatever pixelated armor you can scavenge from the wilderness.

So say goodbye to the real world and hello to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is whether or not you’ll survive the night. Join our Minecraft server today and start living the cubical-free life you’ve always dreamed of!

Updated November 19, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Crops Grown:	3800

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

PilgrimPanic Minecraft Server

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LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S SO LIT, YOU’LL BE SHOOTIN’ CREEPERS LIKE TERRORISTS SHOOTIN’ AT PILGRIMS IN J&K! 9 KILLED, 33 INJURED, BUT AIN’T NOBODY GONNA DIE IN OUR SERVER, JUST LOTS OF FUN AND MADNESS! BUILD EPIC BASES, FIGHT ZOMBIES LIKE A BOSS, AND WATCH OUT FOR THOSE SNEAKY SKELETONS! JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! #MINECRAFTLIFE #CREEPERKILLER #LOLZVILLE

Updated November 19, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

CraftyPutin2020

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come join our epic minecraft server where biden and macron are teaming up to use russian assets for ukraine…wait, what? that’s right, you heard it here first folks. our server is so lit that even world leaders are getting in on the action. imagine building your own virtual wall to protect your pixelated village while biden and macron strategize with putin in the background. it’s like a political drama meets minecraft extravaganza. don’t miss out on the chaos and join now for a wild ride of international diplomacy and blocky adventures. who knows, maybe you’ll even get to negotiate peace treaties with creepers.

Updated November 19, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

CardCraftersUnited

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join our epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the macarena. we have a secret underground disco made entirely of diamonds and obsidian. the creepers here are trained to breakdance instead of explode, so you can party with them all night long.

we have a magical forest where the trees grow enchanted golden apples and the grass sings sweet melodies. the villagers are all expert chefs and will cook you a feast fit for a king. there’s a rumor that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a portal to a dimension made entirely of candy.

every day is a holiday on our server, so there’s nothing stopping you sending greetings cards to someone every day of the week. come join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious minecraft adventure of your life. trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated November 19, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

EVANIA Just Opened TODAY! – Only Vanilla Ice Cream allowed, no toppings! The blandest Minecraft server around. Videos included.

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Server Name	EVANIA.ONLINE
Server Type	SMP
Version	Java 1.20.1
Features	Hand Crafted Dungeons/DarkSouls Type Battles, Custom + Vanilla Mobs, Multiple Magic+Custom Items, In-Game Soundtracks, Multiple Gated World Types
Protection	WORLDGUARD/CoreProtect/Inventory Protect/Dupe Protect/Griefing Protected
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

1. Is the server free to play?

Yes, the server is free to play for everyone.

2. What makes this server different from others?

Our server offers hand-crafted dungeons, DarkSouls type battles, custom monsters, and a unique gameplay experience that sets it apart from other servers.

3. Are there any protections in place to prevent griefing?

Yes, we have protections in place such as WORLDGUARD, CoreProtect, Inventory Protect, and Dupe Protect to prevent griefing on the server.

4. Can I build structures on the server?

Yes, we encourage players to take up land and build their own structures on the server.

5. How can I join the server?

You can connect to the server by using the IP evania.online

6. Is there a Discord server for this Minecraft server?

Yes, we have a Discord server where you can connect with other players and get more information about the server. Join our Discord here.

7. What version of Minecraft is supported on this server?

The server supports Minecraft Java 1.20.1

Updated November 19, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

DragonCraft – Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We’ve got dragons, dogmas, and a whole lot of chaos waiting for you to dive in. Join us on this crazy adventure where you can create your own pawn and conquer the world with your skills and augments.

Forget about boring Mondays, on our server, every day is a new adventure filled with surprises and challenges. Want your pawn hired? Just ask in the thread and watch as they become legendary in the world of Minecraft.

With our updated pawn sheet and character creator archiver, the possibilities are endless. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join us on this wild ride. Who knows, you might even encounter a dragon or two along the way!

Updated November 19, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

NostalgiaCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the real world and all its drama? Come join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding which block to place next!

Our server is so magical, it will transport you back to a time when life was simple and the biggest worry was whether or not you had enough diamonds for your armor.

Join us and you’ll be able to build your dream castle, tame a pet dragon, and even ride a unicorn into battle against the evil creepers.

So what are you waiting for? Leave your worries behind and join us on this epic adventure!

Updated November 19, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Void Gems Collected:	23
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3420

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Momma’s Minecraft Mixer

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Are you tired of boring family dinners where your mother shows up late and throws a fit about where she’s sitting? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life.

On our server, you can create your own graduation dinner where everyone shows up on time and sits wherever they want without causing a scene. Build a table that accommodates all your family members, including your handicapped brother-in-law who needs his left leg out and your nephew in a stroller.

But beware, if you don’t plan your dinner properly, your virtual mother might storm out and leave you to enjoy your meal alone. So come join us and experience the chaos and hilarity of family gatherings in Minecraft!

Updated November 19, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Dimension Hops:	14
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CraftyDilemmas

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Join our Minecraft server and the hardest decision you’ll have to make is whether to build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks or a roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall! Trust us, it’s a tough choice. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous group of zombie pigmen who love to photobomb your screenshots. So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing and scratching your head in equal measure!

Updated November 19, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

ArgenCraft: SME Apocalypse

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come join our epic minecraft server and escape the total devastation of argentina’s small and medium-sized businesses! we got pigs that can fly, cows that do the cha-cha, and chickens that lay diamond eggs! our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to join! plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama that spits out unlimited emeralds! don’t miss out on the craziest minecraft adventure of your life! join now before the creepers take over and turn everything into a giant block of cheese!

Updated November 19, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

TinyCrackBigWorld

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join our epic minecraft server where we have more twists and turns than a confused fly in a tiny apartment! fly through our vast world filled with surprises and challenges that will leave you scratching your head like a mosquito trying to find its way out of a room with a wide open window!

we have more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a rollercoaster, with crazy events and wacky minigames that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget how to spell “serious”! join us for a wild ride that will have you coming back for more, just like that pesky fly that keeps buzzing around your head!

so come on down to our server and experience the chaos and hilarity that awaits you. who needs a map when you have us to guide you through the madness? join now and let the fun begin!

Updated November 19, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.