Blocky McBlockface: Where Creepers Say ‘Welcome to Your Death!’

back, Behavior, behaviorism, best behavior, blocky, control, CREEPERS, death, Find, find you, Life, McBlockface, mother nature, Nature, power, Rule The World, Ruling, Sleep, society, Turning, turning back, welcome, world

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2614
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Emeralds Found:	3543
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Zombie Dances:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Are you ready to embark on a journey where there’s no turning back? Even while you sleep, our server will find you and whisk you away to a world of endless possibilities.

Join us and act on your best behavior as you navigate through treacherous lands, build magnificent structures, and battle fierce mobs. But beware, Mother Nature herself may turn her back on you if you’re not careful!

In this world, everybody wants to rule the world – but only the bravest and most skilled players will rise to the top. Are you ready to take on the challenge and conquer this Minecraft server like no other? Join us now and let the adventure begin!

LeftoverEatsMC

delicious leftovers, leftover cooking, leftover cravings, leftover delights, leftover dishes, leftover enjoyment, leftover favorites, leftover flavors, leftover food, leftover goodness, leftover indulgence, leftover joy, leftover magic, leftover meals, Leftover recipes, leftover satisfaction, leftover treats, leftover yumminess, LeftoverEatsMC, reheated meals, tasty leftovers

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8632
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Void Gems Collected:	12
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Do you know what tastes even better than leftover pizza? Joining our Minecraft server, where the creepers are so scared of us they explode before we even get close! Our virtual food tastes so good, even the Ender Dragon wants a bite. So come join us and experience the culinary delights of our pixelated world. Who needs real food when you can feast on the deliciousness of our server?

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4863
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	140	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5688
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Divine Spears Created:	17
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3716
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Crops Grown:	6434
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	153
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9901
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	117	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Gods Slained:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9985
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	263
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Potions Brewed:	173
Dragon Eggs Found:	7833	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1434
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Chimeras Created:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7011
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	9

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5357
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Enchantments Applied:	176
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Potions Brewed:	168	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Mines Excavated:	3643	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9722
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Farms Harvested:	852	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	547
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	1522	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5483
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	93	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Buildings Constructed:	23
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	777
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Potions Brewed:	140	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4255
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3732	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	3487	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	959
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever