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Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 1245 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 | Love Letters Sent: | 12 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
Gods Slained: | 0 | Crops Grown: | 1700 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 25 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and insane stories. We once had a player who tried to use a firewall to block a licensing service, but ended up accidentally summoning a horde of creepers instead! And don’t even get us started on the player who tried to use a VM and ended up crashing the entire server – talk about a performance fail!
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now for the most outrageous and hilarious gaming experience of your life. Who knew blocking internet access could be so much fun?