Blocky McBlockface: The Server That Makes You Say ‘Here’s one for you’

Analysis, blocky, crypto market, dumping, Economy, election, financial markets, Future, Heres, Hope, Investments, legend, McBlockface, Nuke, Politics, Potential, predictions, pumping, Server, speculation, stock market, Trading, uncertainty, volatility

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6629
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as the stock market? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of pumping and dumping resources just like in real life!

But wait, there’s more! If our legendary leader gets elected, who knows what crazy events will unfold in the stock and crypto markets on our server. Will we see a boom or a bust? Will we all just give up and nuke everything in a fit of despair? The only way to find out is to join our server and witness the madness for yourself! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Frosty Echoes 1.21.1

1.21.1, black sludge, coughing fit, doctor visit, Echoes, flu symptoms, frosty, health concerns, Illness, Medical advice, medical consultation, respiratory infection, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbance, sore throat, throat cold, throat discomfort, throat infection, throat inflammation, throat irritation, throat pain, vomiting, water intake

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9193
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about your throat cold! Explore our virtual world and build to your heart’s content, all while avoiding black sludge and fiery throats. Who needs sleep when you can play on our server for hours on end? Doctors are overrated, join us instead!

The Best Minecraft SMP Doctor

Adderall, career, competitive, creditors, Doctor, House, income, iq, Lifestyle, living expenses, loans, medical school, middle class lifestyle, Minecraft, Nurses, prescription drugs, residency, smp, student loans, travel, vacation, wages

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7833
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Holy Grails Found:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Dragons Tamed:	6

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server and experience the craziest journey of your life!

Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.

And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?

Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

Accountability, Arcade, BlockBuddies, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, coworker, Diversity, FIRED, high school, humor, inappropriate language, Manager, Minecraft, Professionalism, racism, repercussions.., sensitivity, Server, social dynamics, teenager, Termination, workplace behavior

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9682
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	37	Animals Bred:	148
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Divine Spears Created:	27	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!

But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

BlockPartyBae

BlockPartyBae, Boundaries, creepy behavior, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, ghosting, Harassment, high school drama, Manipulation, peer pressure, rejection, social dynamics, teenage angst, teenage crushes, teenage drama, teenage relationships, toxic relationships, unhealthy relationships, unwanted advances, unwanted attention

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9953
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Animals Bred:	94
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Divine Spears Created:	28

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this insane story!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!

But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!

SwedeCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Assistance, Channels.., crisis management., Development, diplomatic relations, financial support, FOREIGN AID, funding, humanitarian crisis, i24NEWS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, political decision, Refugees, Server, Support, SwedeCraft, Sweden, united nations, UNRWA

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6542
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9025
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

so liek, sweden was liek, nah we aint givin u money no more UNRWA, we outtie. but dont worry, they said they gonna find other ways to get dat cash flow goin. come join our minecraft server, we got crazier stories than sweden cuttin off UNRWA funding. we got pigs flyin, creepers singin, and villagers doin the cha cha slide. u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride, join now and let the madness begin!

UncontactedCraft

Amazon community, conservation, culture, discovery, documentary, Exploration, first glimpse, hidden, indigenous, ISOLATED, Photographs, preservation, Rainforest, remote, Reveal, Traditional, Tribe, Uncontacted, UncontactedCraft, unknown, untouched

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2307
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Mines Excavated:	4493
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

have u ever wanted to explore a world where u can meet uncontacted amazon tribes? well, our minecraft server lets u do just that!!!! come join us and be the first to discover these mysterious tribes in the virtual world. who knows, maybe u will even become their leader and start a new civilization!!!!! join now for the adventure of a lifetime!!!!!!

AstroKnight Adventures

Adventures, AstroKnight, astronaut, astronaut career, astronaut knight, astronaut knight armor, astronaut knight ceremony, astronaut knight code of conduct, astronaut knight duties, astronaut knight helmet, astronaut knight oath, astronaut knight qualifications, astronaut knight responsibilities, astronaut knight sword, astronaut knight title, astronaut knight training, Chivalry, dream job, Honor, knight, space exploration

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9025
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	244
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	1104

hey u, yea u, ever wanted to be an astronaut but also a knight at the same time? well boy do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server where u can live out ur wildest dreams of exploring space AND fighting dragons with a sword.

imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.

we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.

so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

14567131, 267550, 3737318958, 4533971437, 775800, banner, description, GIF, Minecraft, Only, personal account, Rating, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4086
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	56	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru

Abyssal Depths 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2025, abyssal, Depths, タコピー, タコピーの原罪, 原罪

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4835
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Buildings Constructed:	48
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	65

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate virtual playground, but on steroids!

We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!

You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!

Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!

Gemstone Gang Minecraft SMP

2010s, Adam Sandler, addiction, anxiety-inducing, best movie, crazy, crime drama, dark comedy, Fast-paced, gambling, Gang, gemstone, high stakes, Howard Ratner, INTENSE, jewelry, Minecraft, near the very end, new york city, released, Safdie Brothers, smp, Thriller, Uncut Gems

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3919
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	374	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Get ready to enter a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind like the plot twist in the best movie of the 2010s! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are on a mission to save the world from a horde of evil zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?

RentRageCraft

Argument, bills, BOXES, Christmas shopping, custody, Decision making, divorced parents, Exist, graduate early, Highschool, last name, Mother, moving out, neurodivergent, no contact, personal items, Plan, Rent, RentRageCraft, savings, Schooling, second job

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8124
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and maybe even some family therapy sessions (just kidding, we don’t offer that…or do we?).

Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.

Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.

So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.

SpotlessCraft

activities, Boredom, Chores, cleaning, cleanliness, decluttering, dusting, hobbies, Home decor, home maintenance, interior design, leisure time, neatness, organization, Polishing, Relaxation, scrubbing, spotless rooms, SpotlessCraft, tidying up, vacuuming

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5660
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Secret Passages Found:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	36
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Well, they obviously join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with virtual glow sticks and pixelated disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds for the best dancer of the night. So if you’re tired of having a spotless room and want to get your groove on, come join us for the ultimate dance party experience!

Vaginal Microbe Madness

cancer development, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, cervical cancer, cervical health, cervical screening, Healthcare, hpv, HPV clearance, HPV infection, HPV vaccination, madness, Medical research, Microbe, microbiome analysis, microbiome differences, minority health, Native American women, research, study, Vaginal, vaginal microbiome, Women’s Health

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9002
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Farms Harvested:	195
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like, nah it’s all the same boring stuff? well guess what, THIS server is like no other, bro.

u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.

so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.

so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!

Pass Smash Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adrenaline Rush, audience participation, challenge, Choices, Competition, Decision making, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fast-paced, Fun, game show, Interactive, pass, Pass or smash, PRESSURE, Quest, Quick Thinking, quiz, SMASH, split-second decisions, strategy, thinking on your feet

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7970
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	6

Smash! This server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of fun and excitement all over your Minecraft world. Join us if you want to experience the most epic adventures, build the craziest structures, and battle the fiercest mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

No-Naka-Yama-Minecraft SMP-Director

artistic vision, cinema studies, creative choices, Director, directorial decisions, directorial style, film analysis, film criticism, film critique, film direction, Film history, film industry, film interpretation, film studies, film theory, filmmaking, Japanese cinema, japanese film, Nakayama, NoNakaYamaMinecraft, Scene, SMPDirector

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4991
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Star Shards Collected:	135	Divine Spears Created:	13
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.