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Ethereal Realms 1.21.3

1.21.3, Anime, cumbaiting, digital content creators, entertainment industry, Ethereal, Gaming, hololive, Hololive talents, internet celebrities, Japanese culture, Japanese idols, Live streaming, online entertainment, online personalities, Realms, seiso, talent agency, virtual idols, virtual reality, virtual youtubers, vtuber community, Vtubers

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5741
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	2617
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the hololive of gaming, but without all that seiso crap! We don’t cumbait, we cumblock! It’s a whole new level of Minecraft madness that will make you question reality. Plus, we have llamas that can breakdance and chickens that do the cha-cha slide. Don’t miss out on the chaos, join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

MenuManiaCraft

anger response, Communication Issues, dinner conflicts, expensive tastes, financial struggles, frugal, hurt feelings, hurtful intentions, innocent comments, Job Search, MenuManiaCraft, paying for experiences, picking up the tab, polite dining, relationship with money, sensitivity, taking advantage, unemployed, Vegetarian

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4511
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in the power of communication…even if it leads to tears and walking home in a huff! Join us for a unique gaming experience filled with drama, misunderstandings, and expensive virtual appetizers.

Are you tired of boring servers where everyone gets along? Come to our server and experience the thrill of accidentally triggering your fellow players with innocent comments. Who knew ordering the most expensive item on the menu could lead to such chaos?

But don’t worry, we also offer a supportive community where you can work through your differences and maybe even learn a thing or two about communication. So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions and expensive virtual meals!

SuperCraftFunLand

Ability, AMBITION, aspiration, capability, desire, dream, eXtraordinary, FANTASY, Goal, imagination, Incredible, Magic, power, special ability, strength, SuperCraftFunLand, SuperHero, Supernatural, SUPERPOWER, wish, wish fulfillment

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5403
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	137
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Magical Moments Shared:	19

Are you tired of just building houses and mining for diamonds in Minecraft? Do you crave a server where you can unleash your inner superhero? Look no further, because on our server, you can choose a superpower to wield in the world of blocks and creepers!

Want to fly like Superman and zoom around the map at lightning speed? Done! Want to shoot fireballs like a dragon and incinerate your enemies? No problem! Want to turn invisible and prank your friends by stealing their diamonds? You got it!

Join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft superhero. Save the world from evil mobs, protect your friends from griefers, and show off your epic powers in epic battles. Who needs a pickaxe when you can shoot lasers from your eyes?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and unleash your inner superhero in the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced! Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a misunderstood superhero in disguise. Join us and find out the truth behind this epic tale!

PixelWarfare Minecraft Server

civilian casualties, conflict in Ukraine, eastern europe, Geneva Conventions, human rights violations, international law, international relations, military actions, military aggression, Minecraft, PixelWarfare, Russian army, russian military, Server, Ukrainian conflict, Ukrainian soldiers, UN, united nations, Violations of human rights, War Crimes, war crimes investigation., war crimes tribunal, war in Ukraine

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3988
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the russian army is not killing ukrainian soldiers, they are just challenging them to a friendly game of spleef! UN says it’s the most intense match they’ve ever seen! come see for yourself and maybe even join in on the fun! who knew war could be so entertaining in minecraft?! 😂🎮🔥

CraftyTradeWarCraft

China, CraftyTradeWarCraft, diplomatic relations, economic impact, economic sanctions, foreign policy, global trade, import/export, international relations, market volatility, political tensions, protectionism, RETALIATION, Retaliatory measures, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade dispute, trade war, trump, US goods

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	391
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Animals Bred:	38	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14

so like, u know how trump be all like “no more china stuff in america”? well, china be like “nah fam, we gonna hit u back with tariffs on ur goods!” and now it’s like a big ol’ trade war up in here.

but hey, forget about all that drama and come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly and creepers that dance the macarena. plus, our diamond mines are so rich, you’ll be swimming in bling bling in no time.

and if that ain’t enough to convince ya, we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. legend has it that if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named clucky.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and leave all that trade war nonsense behind. trust me, you won’t regret it!

Grades & Grub: UPFs & Minecraft

academic success, adolescents, cognitive function, diet quality, dietary habits, education, English, Grades, grub, Language, learning outcomes, Math, Minecraft, nutrition, processed foods, school performance, spanish study, Students, teenagers, ultra-processed foods, unhealthy eating, UPFs

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5484
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Emeralds Found:	6473

So, like, yo, u wanna join our epic Minecraft server cuz it’s, like, proven by a Spanish study that if u eat too many processed foods, u gonna fail at school. but, like, on our server, u can eat all the virtual cake u want and still be a boss at building stuff and slaying zombies. cuz, like, who needs good grades when u can have a diamond sword, amirite? join now and level up your gaming skills while munching on some virtual junk food. Let’s get this bread, literally!

DenCraft

DenCraft, development phase, Economy, Experience, howl, java, Minecraft, PvE, PvP, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9577
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Star Shards Collected:	138
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Dragons Tamed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

DenCraft is a Minecraft Java SMP that allows you to take your Minecraft experience to the next level. Give us a howl to check it out! Please note: the server is still very much in the development phase, so join at your own risk.

play.dencraft.online:25610

Mystic Echoes Wild 1.21.2

1.21.2, cultural norms, discrimination, double standards, Echoes, empowerment, equality, feminism, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender equality, Gender issues, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Misogyny, mystic, sexism, social norms, societal expectations, societal pressures, Wild, women’s empowerment, WOMENS RIGHTS, Womens Voices

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8465
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	121	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	37	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8

Dude, forget about women, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and blocky battles!

We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring and more creepers than a bad Tinder date!

You’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs women when you have a diamond sword in hand?

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s build a world crazier than women’s excuses for ghosting!

AlarmOff Minecraft Server

ALARM, AlarmOff, annoyance, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Company, compromise, Cuddling, Frustration, Grumpy, Irritation, love, Minecraft, morning routine, office, relationship, Routine, Server, Sleep, waking up, WIBTA

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6051
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Are you tired of being the designated alarm clock for your significant other? Join our Minecraft server where alarms don’t exist and you can wake up whenever you want without any annoying wake-up calls! No more morning grumpiness or frustration, just pure relaxation and cuddle time in bed. Plus, you can build your own virtual alarm clock that will never ask you to turn it off. Say goodbye to alarm clock duties and hello to peaceful mornings on our server!

NoRide4U-Server

anxiety, Boundaries, Communication, Coworkers, Driving, employment, Expectations, Manager, Night shift, NoRide4UServer, personal space, Professionalism, Reliability, Respect, RIDES, Safety, Transportation, Trust, work, young female

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8868
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Animals Bred:	114
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Ores Mined:	5061
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Are you tired of being the designated driver for your coworkers who live in the middle of nowhere? Well, on our server, transportation is not an issue because you can teleport anywhere with just a click of a button! No more awkward car rides with strangers, just pure gaming fun.

Join us and leave behind the worries of driving your coworkers home, because here, everyone is responsible for their own virtual transportation. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any ex-managers trying to guilt trip you into being their personal chauffeur.

So come on in and let’s build some epic structures together, without the stress of real-life responsibilities. And remember, in our Minecraft world, the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations!

CaliProtestGoneWild Minecraft SMP

California, California protests, CaliProtestGoneWild, Censorship, Civil unrest, community guidelines, current events, deleted content, digital rights, freedom of speech, internet censorship, Minecraft, online activism, online censorship, online discussion, political activism, PROTESTS, reddit, reddit community, removed posts, smp, social media, social media platforms

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9733
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Star Shards Collected:	226	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks. It’s so lit, even Herobrine himself is jealous!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret chest full of enchanted golden carrots. Legend has it, those carrots gave him the power to fly like a chicken with a jetpack. True story bro!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild, we have a secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties with creepers and skeletons. It’s like a rave in the Nether, but with more explosions and less dubstep.

So come on, join us and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. And remember, on our server, anything is possible, even riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. Don’t miss out, join now!

ShipwreckedMC – The European Minecraft Server

#covert operations, cash in billions, economic impact, European, European businesses, european economy, European shipowners, european union, financial gains, geopolitical strategy, global trade, international relations, maritime security, Maritime trade, Minecraft, naval operations, russia, Russian vessels, sanctions, Server, shadow fleet, Shipping industry, ShipwreckedMC, Trade routes

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2513
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Elemental Crystals Collected:	100	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Holy Grails Found:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

so like, u know how Russia has this super shady fleet of ships that they use for, like, sneaky stuff? well, turns out European shipowners are the ones keeping them in business! they’re making, like, billions of dollars off of this sketchy deal. but, like, who cares about all that drama when u can join our Minecraft server instead? we don’t deal with shady business deals, just good ol’ fashioned building and exploring. plus, u might even find some hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds! so come join us and leave all that drama behind. let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!

MuskCraft: Govt Takeover!

administration, AUTHORITY, Conspiracy, control, COUP, Crisis, elon musk, Experts, Governance, government agencies, Govt, influence, leadership, Manipulation, Musk, MuskCraft, Politics, power, Seizes Control, speculation, TAKEOVER, Underway

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3350
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	22

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server run by elon musk? well, now’s ur chance cuz experts r sayin a coup is happenin and musk is takin over all the government agencies! join our server for a chance to mine with the man himself and maybe even launch a rocket to the moon! who needs boring old politics when u can have epic minecraft adventures with elon musk, amirite? come join us now before the aliens invade and we all have to escape to mars!

Pixelated Justice: Immigrant vs Creeper

creeper, crime rates, Crime statistics, criminal behavior, Criminal Investigations, criminal justice system, criminal profiling, Cultural differences, Ethnic Minorities, Follow-up study, Immigrant, Immigrant background, immigrant communities, immigration impact, Justice, justice system, legal implications, long-term effects, minority groups, pixelated, Rape conviction, social integration, Statistical adjustment, Sweden

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6108
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Mythical Swords Crafted:	36	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Gods Slained:	0	Emeralds Found:	9426
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15

come join our minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! we got immigrant background and rape conviction themes that will blow your mind!

imagine building your own virtual world while also learning about the complexities of immigrant backgrounds and the criminal justice system. it’s like a sociology class but with creepers and zombies!

our 21-year follow-up study in Sweden has uncovered a strong link between immigrant background and rape convictions, and we’re bringing that research straight to your blocky world.

so if you’re looking for a server that’s equal parts educational and entertaining, look no further! join us for a truly unique minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else.

come for the blocks, stay for the knowledge. see you in the game!

Golden Crumble 1.21.3

1.21.3, Bakery, baking, biscuit, Biscuit Recipe, Breakfast, BUTTER, Butter Biscuit, Butter Cookie, comfort food, cookie, CRISPY, crumble, DELICIOUS, dessert, Golden, homemade, Pastry, shortbread, snack, SWEET, tea time, Treat

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8940
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Void Armor Forged:	30
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Yo, listen up, you absolute legends! Do you want to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make your grandma do the floss dance? Well, look no further than this absolute gem of a server! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have more diamonds than a rich grandma’s jewelry box, that’s why! And don’t even get me started on the mobs – they’re so derpy, they make you question if you’re playing Minecraft or living in a simulation! So come on, join us and let’s build a world so epic, even Herobrine would be jealous!

Players:	107/900	Votes:	5165
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11