Blocky McBlockface: The Adventures of Steve and His Pet Creeper

Risk, blocky, creeper, patience, Trading

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of missing out on epic gains in Minecraft? Well, fear no more, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and experience the thrill of selling early and never regretting it…except for that one time when it did a measly 2x after you sold. But hey, that’s just a minor setback in the grand scheme of things!

Our server is like a rollercoaster of emotions, where you’ll laugh, you’ll cry, and you’ll probably rage quit at least once. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right? So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories, outrageous reasons to stay, and of course, plenty of epic gains to be had. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime…or at least until the next server update.

Vagina Lickers Minecraft SMP

Lickers, global perspectives, Gender Roles, societal expectations, cultural norms

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where people just build the same old houses and mines? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a whole new level of excitement! Join us if you want to escape the mundane and enter a world where players unironically lick women’s vaginas…yes, you heard that right!

But why, you ask? Well, legend has it that a magical potion was accidentally spilled on the server, causing everyone to develop a sudden urge to lick women’s vaginas. Some say it’s a curse, others say it’s a blessing, but one thing’s for sure – it’s definitely a unique experience you won’t find anywhere else!

So if you’re ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure, come join us on our server and see where the journey takes you. Just be prepared for the unexpected…and maybe bring some extra napkins.

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Autistic God Minecraft Server

FAITH, autism, inclusion, Gods Will, Higher power

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the players are all considered “God” and our main goal is to fulfill “God’s will” which is the collective benefit and interest of all autistic males!

Join us for a wild ride as we build towering castles, mine for diamonds, and battle against evil mobs all while following the divine guidance of our autistic male overlords.

But beware, if you don’t follow “God’s will” you may find yourself struck down by lightning or turned into a block of obsidian! So come on and join us for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

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””/Minecraft SMP/ – Blocky Banter Brigade””

Official Character References, Hikanari Hina, Kannagi Loki, Kaminari Clara, Chisaka Airi

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than this server! Join us for a wild ride with characters like Lia the Llama Lover, Utatane the Sleepy Samurai, and Hakushika the Deer Whisperer.

But wait, there’s more! Witness epic battles between Dizzy the Dancing Skeleton and Jelly the Jellyfish Queen. And don’t forget about Ember the Fire Fairy, who can turn your base into a flaming masterpiece in seconds.

With so many quirky characters and insane storylines, this server is guaranteed to keep you entertained for hours on end. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other!

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LiberalCraft Minecraft Server

staff cover-up, out of touch, Server, Israel, track record

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any politicians with untreated dementia trying to run the show! Our staff is fully coherent and ready to provide you with the best gaming experience possible.

Join us for a chance to escape the chaos of real-world politics and dive into a world where the only wars are fought with pixelated swords and the only economy you need to worry about is how many diamonds you can mine.

Forget about boring policies and ineffective leadership, on our server, the only rule is to have fun and build to your heart’s content. Plus, rumor has it that our Republican Senate NPCs are great at cutting deals, so you might just find some sweet discounts in our virtual marketplace.

So come on in and join us for a wild ride through a Minecraft world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether or not you have enough torches to light up your epic castle. See you there!

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WTF Minecraft SMP – Problem Players

their problem, disrespectful behavior., Frustration, Conflict Resolution, what the fuck

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! We have a thriving community of players who are constantly causing chaos and mayhem. From pranking each other with TNT to starting massive wars over who has the best diamond armor, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of players who have formed their own cult dedicated to worshipping the elusive Creeper God. Rumor has it that they perform sacrificial rituals in the dead of night to appease their explosive deity. Will you join them in their quest for power, or will you stand against them and try to bring peace to the server?

If you’re looking for a wild and unpredictable Minecraft experience, then look no further than our server. Just be prepared for anything because you never know what crazy antics the players will get up to next!

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