Blocky McBlockface: The Adventures of ‘/hoc/’

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of constantly getting griefed by creepers and zombies on other servers? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect safe haven for all Boston fans out there! Why join, you ask? Because on our server, not only do you get to build and explore to your heart’s content, but you also get a personal bodyguard in the form of a giant green monster named Larry. Larry will protect you from any pesky mobs that try to ruin your day, all while wearing a custom-made Boston Celtics jersey. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that the ghost of Larry Bird himself makes occasional appearances to give out legendary enchanted basketballs that can shoot fireballs at any enemy in sight. So come join us on the calmest Boston fan edition server and experience Minecraft like never before!

Mystic Oasis 1.21

room service, Accommodation, Hospitality, Adventure, Surprise

Bro, forget the hotel room, join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new level of craziness!

We got creepers that explode confetti, skeletons that dance the Macarena, and zombies that tell dad jokes.

Build a house made entirely of cake, ride a llama into battle, and mine diamonds with a pickaxe made of spaghetti.

Don’t miss out on the chance to ride a rollercoaster made of rainbow blocks and battle a giant chicken boss that shoots laser beams from its eyes.

Join now and enter a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility).

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New Server IP
RegretfulSexMinecraftSMP

Communication, BETRAYAL, Trust, relationships, Intimacy

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a party in your pants but for your brain! Like, one time I was mining for diamonds and I accidentally dug into a secret underground rave where all the mobs were dancing to techno music. And then I found a chest full of enchanted golden carrots that gave me super speed and made me fly like a majestic chicken. And don’t even get me started on the time I built a roller coaster that went through a portal to the Nether and I rode a ghast like a boss.

So, like, come join us and experience the most epic, mind-blowing, pants-wetting adventures ever in Minecraft history. You won’t regret it, unless you regret having sex with that person, then maybe you will regret it. But seriously, join us and let’s make some memories that will make your grandkids say, “Wow, Grandma/Grandpa, you were a total badass in Minecraft!”

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New Server IP
CraftyPutinSpyFun

Government, collusion, speculation, controversy, Conspiracy

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got a server for you! Join us and uncover the truth about Trump being a Russian Spy in our hilarious conspiracy theory-themed world. Build your base, gather resources, and watch out for those sneaky Russian spies trying to infiltrate your pixelated paradise. Join now for a wild ride filled with laughs, intrigue, and maybe even a few explosions (just kidding, but not really). Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life!

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New Server IP
LoanCraft: UKraine Fun!

financial assistance, loan agreement, LoanCraft, international relations, uk

So, like, this server is, like, totally epic, dude. You gotta join because, like, the admins are, like, wizards who can turn creepers into cute little bunnies. And, like, the players are all unicorns who poop out diamonds. It’s, like, a magical land where you can ride on flying pigs and battle evil llamas. Plus, there’s a secret underground disco party where Steve and Herobrine dance the night away. So, like, come join us and let’s make some crazy memories together!

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New Server IP

blocktavarium

Whitelist, creating, blocktavarium, rules, onboarding

Server Name	Blockvatarium
Server Type	Minecraft
Server Features	24/7 uptime Near vanilla experience AFK farming allowed Nether roof access QOL plugins installed
Server Rules	Kindness and respect to all No stealing, griefing, or unauthorized PVP Must be 25 or older

Overview

Blockvatarium is a Minecraft server created with the goal of offering a near vanilla experience with 24/7 uptime. Players are encouraged to explore, build, create and experience the world in their own way. The server promotes kindness, respect, and a simplified approach to the game.

FAQ

1. Can I join the server?

Yes, you can join the server by filling out the form provided in the description. The server admin will reach out to you via Discord to complete the onboarding process.

2. What are the server rules?

The server rules include being kind and respectful to all players, no stealing, griefing, or unauthorized PVP, and a minimum age requirement of 25.

3. Are there any restrictions on gameplay?

The server offers a near vanilla experience with AFK farming allowed and access to the Nether roof. Players are free to explore, build, and interact with others in the world.

4. Can I create shopping districts or trading on the server?

Yes, players are encouraged to create their own shopping districts, trading, and other player-led activities on the server.

5. How is player interaction handled on the server?

Player interaction is based on mutual respect for others’ builds, property, and gameplay. Players can choose to engage with others or play independently.

Blocky McBlockface: The Adventures of ‘/hoc/’

Mystic Oasis 1.21

RegretfulSexMinecraftSMP

CraftyPutinSpyFun

LoanCraft: UKraine Fun!