-
ScoopSquadMinecraftSMP
Yo yo yo, listen up all you epic gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.Once upon a time, there was a player who joined this server and instantly became the richest player on the server. How, you ask? Because every time he mined a block, a diamond-encrusted potato popped out! Can you imagine the riches you could have with diamond potatoes? It’s like winning the lottery every time you swing your pickaxe.
But that’s not all, folks! This server is also home to the legendary Ice Cream Mountain, where the ice cream flows like a river of sugary goodness. And guess what? The ice cream gives you superpowers! Want to fly like a chicken? Eat some mint chocolate chip. Want to breathe underwater like a fish? Vanilla bean is the way to go.
So come on down to this server and join in on the wacky, wild, and downright ridiculous fun! Who needs boring old vanilla Minecraft when you can have diamond potatoes and superpower ice cream? Let’s get this party started, gamers!
-
CraftyZAFireworks
Are you tired of boring old servers run by Americans? Well, come join our server where a South African man is calling the shots and firing American workers left and right! Who needs patriotism when you can have a server filled with chaos and international drama? Join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about gaming servers. Plus, we have virtual braai (South African BBQ) every Saturday! Join us for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before. -
PutinCraft: Trump’s Mining Co.
join our epic minecraft server where putin and trump are besties and they’re mining aluminium together. yep, you heard it right. forget about building houses and fighting zombies, on our server you’ll be mining aluminium with world leaders. who needs diamonds when you can have aluminium, right? come join the fun and see what other crazy shenanigans these two get up to. trust us, it’s gonna be a wild ride. -
Piggly Wiggly Online – Back to the Future
come join our epic minecraft server where pigs fly and wiggly wiggly all around! we got so many crazy things happening like a supermarket where you can pick items yourself just like in the olden days. but wait, there’s more! our online ordering system is so wacky, it’s like going back in time to when dinosaurs roamed the earth. join now for a wild ride of shopping and ordering like you’ve never seen before! -
Night Shift Melon Madness
Yo, u wanna join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got melatonin supplementation up in here! Yea, u heard me right, we help offset DNA damage from all dat night shift work u been doin. Ain’t no other server lookin out for ur health like we do. Plus, we got unicorns that shoot rainbows out their butts and a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks. So come on, join us and let’s get weird together!