Blocky McBlockface: The Adventures of ‘/hoc/’

Blocky McBlockface: The Adventures of ‘/hoc/’

Are you tired of constantly getting griefed by creepers and zombies on other servers? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect safe haven for all Boston fans out there! Why join, you ask? Because on our server, not only do you get to build and explore to your heart’s content, but you also get a personal bodyguard in the form of a giant green monster named Larry. Larry will protect you from any pesky mobs that try to ruin your day, all while wearing a custom-made Boston Celtics jersey. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that the ghost of Larry Bird himself makes occasional appearances to give out legendary enchanted basketballs that can shoot fireballs at any enemy in sight. So come join us on the calmest Boston fan edition server and experience Minecraft like never before!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players: 103/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 36
Blood Moons Survived: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 5
Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Phantom Blocks Placed: 3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 13
Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • NoBoyfriendMinecraftServer

    NoBoyfriendMinecraftServer
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have strict rules for guests just like the OP’s roommate! But don’t worry, we won’t ask you to let your roommate’s boyfriend move in for 10 days.

    Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without worrying about unwanted guests overstaying their welcome. Our server is drama-free, unlike the OP’s situation with her roommate.

    So come on over and let your creativity run wild, because on our server, you never have to question whether or not it’s okay to say no to someone crashing at your place for an extended period of time. Let’s build and have fun together, without the cold shoulders or awkward confrontations.

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 5 Enchantments Applied: 201
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 13 Haunted Chests Opened: 9
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 182 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Divine Spears Created: 10 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Ozempic-FreeZone

    Ozempic-FreeZone
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can settle your real-life disputes in a virtual world! Join us for epic battles between friends, like the showdown between me (23F) and my friend Hannah (23F).

    Picture this: I, a short and skinny warrior, face off against Hannah, a towering giant who has recently discovered the wonders of Ozempic. She challenges me to join her in this weight loss journey, but I, being already slender and wise, politely decline. Little did I know, my refusal would lead to a virtual feud of epic proportions!

    Will you join our server and choose a side? Will you fight for the right to refuse weight loss challenges, or will you embrace the power of Ozempic and grow stronger? The choice is yours, but remember, on this server, anything can happen – even a battle over a casual dinner conversation. Join now for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Epic Quests Completed: 28
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 31
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7
    Magic Crystals Found: 14 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Wyrmholes Dug: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • AppAddictMinecraftSMP

    AppAddictMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

    Join us if you want to be part of a community where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up the spawn…again). Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to join!

    We have daily events like “TNT Parkour” where you have to jump from exploding block to exploding block to reach the finish line. And don’t even get us started on our “Pig Racing” competition – those pigs are faster than lightning!

    So, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time, then come on down to our server. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a diamond sword – you’re gonna need it!

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Chimeras Created: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
    Magic Crystals Found: 8 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • BlockBuster10/10

    BlockBuster10/10
    Are you ready to embark on the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life? Join our server and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

    Our server is so amazing that even Hollywood directors are lining up to film their next blockbuster movie here. Rumor has it that Steven Spielberg himself was so blown away by our server that he decided to make a movie about a group of players trying to defeat the Ender Dragon while riding on llamas.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with skeletons and zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community in the world. Who needs Hollywood when you have us?

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 6
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 New Chunks Explored: 512686
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • PutinCraft2020

    PutinCraft2020
    join our epic minecraft server where trump himself will battle putin in a pixelated showdown for the fate of ukraine and zelenskyy. watch as they duke it out with diamond swords and enchanted bows, all while riding on flying pigs and shooting fireballs from their eyes. who will come out victorious in this epic battle of world leaders? join now to find out and be a part of the chaos and mayhem. trust us, you won’t want to miss this insane showdown on our server. come join the fun and witness history being made in the most ridiculous way possible.

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Haunted Chests Opened: 7
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Rainbows Spotted: 9 Evil Lairs Raided: 8
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Crafty Tariff Trouble Server

    Crafty Tariff Trouble Server
    so like, u know how donald trump was all like “let’s make america great again” with his tariffs and stuff? well turns out it kinda backfired and messed up the manufacturing jobs he was tryna save. like, the tariffs made things more expensive and then other countries were like “oh yeah? well we’ll do tariffs too!” and it was just a big mess.

    but hey, if u wanna escape from all that drama and have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we got crazy builds, epic mini games, and a community that’s more lit than a bonfire. forget about tariffs and come mine some diamonds with us, u won’t regret it! plus, we have a secret diamond mine that’s guarded by a dragon (not really but it sounds cool, right?). so what are u waiting for? join us now and let’s have a blast together!

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 27 Mythical Quests Completed: 15
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 17
    Magic Wands Crafted: 24 Void Gems Collected: 20
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • DragonCraft: The Bland SMP for Boring Adults Running on Boring Java Version 1.21

    DragonCraft: The Bland SMP for Boring Adults Running on Boring Java Version 1.21
    Server Name Draconicraft SMP
    Server Type Semi-vanilla
    Platform Java
    Age Requirement 18+
    Whitelist Yes
    Version 1.21

    Overview:

    Draconicraft is a community-focused Minecraft server with a semi-vanilla experience. The server world expands with each update, allowing players to work on long-term projects without the fear of resets. The server aims to provide a chill and respectful environment for adult players to enjoy the game together.

    FAQ:

    1. Can I join the server if I am under 18?

    Unfortunately, the server is restricted to players who are 18 years or older.

    2. How do I join the server?

    Join our Discord server and fill out the application form to be whitelisted.

    3. What mods/plugins does the server use?

    The server uses various datapacks for Quality of Life improvements such as Anti Ender Dragon Grief, Multiplayer Sleep, and Player Head Drops. We also have Simple VC for in-game chat and DynMap for better orientation.

    4. What is the server’s primary language?

    English is the primary language for public Discord server and in-game chat. However, players are free to use their preferred language in voice chat as long as they remain respectful to others.

    5. How large is the server world?

    The server world has a 20k world border that expands with each Minecraft update.

    6. Can I build large projects on the server?

    Absolutely! The lack of resets allows players to work on large projects at their own pace.

    7. Is griefing allowed on the server?

    No, griefing is not allowed. The server aims to provide a respectful and enjoyable experience for all players.

    8. How can I contact the server admins?

    You can reach out to the server admins through Discord for any inquiries or assistance.

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Ores Mined: 2819
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Royal Torture Minecraft Server

    Royal Torture Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride as we unleash the chaos of Dumping Volume 15 Extras!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our players discovered a secret underground lair filled with talking cows who were plotting to take over the server. It was udderly ridiculous, but also hilarious!

    And let’s not forget about the time a group of players stumbled upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything was made out of cheese. Yes, you heard that right – CHEESE! Who wouldn’t want to explore a world where you can literally eat your way through obstacles?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pig Racing Championships, where players saddle up their favorite porky pals and compete for the title of Fastest Swine in the West. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a pig in a racing helmet zooming past you at lightning speed.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on Dumping Volume 15 Extras for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of wonder and mayhem!

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 113 Divine Relics Bestowed: 14
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 8 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • The General Minecraft SMP Lisa #39

    The General Minecraft SMP Lisa #39
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more painful than losing all the women in the world to The White Flash is losing all your diamonds in a creeper explosion! Join us for a post-apocalyptic adventure that is equal parts comedic and heartwrenching, just like the LISA series.

    Our server is filled with fangames and crazy events that will keep you on your toes. We have a wiki that will guide you through the madness, and a Steam page where you can download all the mods you need to survive.

    So come join us and see if you have what it takes to face living in a post-Flash world. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some Joy along the way (or at least some epic loot)!

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Dragons Tamed: 1
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Runes Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • PetPals Minecraft Server

    PetPals Minecraft Server
    🤣🐱 Looking for a Minecraft server that respects boundaries? Look no further! Our server has a strict “no pets” policy, so you won’t have to worry about any surprise feline roommates showing up unannounced. We promise, no allergic reactions here! Join us for a purr-fectly pet-free experience! 🚫🐾

    But hey, if you’re feeling rebellious, feel free to bring your virtual pet along for the ride! Just make sure they don’t cause any virtual chaos like our friend’s cat did in real life. We don’t want any drama like that on our server! 😹🙅‍♂️

    So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure where the only pets allowed are the ones you can tame in-game. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual fun with us? See you there, pet-free pals! 🎮🐾 #NoPetPolicyNoProblem

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Dragons Tamed: 4
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 23
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 9 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 14

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • MomKnowsBestMC

    MomKnowsBestMC
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we help you save money in real life by spending all your time in a virtual world! Join us and escape the financial struggles of the real world by building your dream virtual mansion with virtual blocks.

    Our server is so lit that even your mom will be impressed with how frugal you’ve become. We offer virtual spreadsheets to track your virtual spending, so you can see where you’re wasting all your virtual diamonds on unnecessary virtual items.

    And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for splurging on virtual Starbucks or organic virtual produce. But if you want to truly succeed on our server, you better start meal prepping your virtual meals and cutting back on your virtual takeout.

    Join us now and show your wife that even in the virtual world, mom knows best! Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free virtual pig as a pet to keep you company while you grind for those virtual coins. Don’t miss out on this epic opportunity to turn your financial woes into virtual victories!

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8
    Rune Stones Activated: 7 Phoenix Feathers Found: 7
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Epic Shields Constructed: 16 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 176
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • FactoidFrenzy – Minecraft SMP

    FactoidFrenzy – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the wackiest and weirdest adventures in the blocky world!

    Join us and discover the secret underground society of talking chickens who have their own government and currency system. Or how about embarking on a quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants you the power to fly like a chicken? Trust us, it’s totally legit.

    But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil sheep? Or witness a dance-off between two rival factions of villagers? Anything is possible in our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

    So come on down and join us for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Who knows what strange facts you’ll uncover along the way?

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Wyrmholes Dug: 9 Mines Excavated: 2242
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 20
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 10 Towns Built: 8

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • SnackCraft: The Ultimate Munchies Server

    SnackCraft: The Ultimate Munchies Server
    Are you tired of snacking on boring old chips and dip while playing Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server offers a virtual buffet of delicious snacks for you to munch on while you build, mine, and survive! From pixelated pizza to blocky burgers, we’ve got all your cravings covered.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Snack Monster, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of tasty treats. If you can find and feed the Snack Monster, he will grant you special powers and abilities to help you conquer the Minecraft world like never before.

    So come join us on our server and indulge in a smorgasbord of snacks while embarking on epic adventures and battling the Snack Monster. Trust us, you won’t find a more deliciously fun Minecraft experience anywhere else!

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 8 Whispering Caves Entered: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 33 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 22
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • ShadowCraft Minecraft Server

    ShadowCraft Minecraft Server
    So, like, this server is like a total rollercoaster of craziness, man. Imagine this: you log in and suddenly you’re in the middle of a drug gang using shadow Chinese money brokers. Like, what even is that?! And get this, $86 million gets seized by Italian police. It’s like a Minecraft server on steroids, dude. Join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 52
    Divine Spears Created: 16 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 8
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • CraftyUkraine2020

    CraftyUkraine2020
    so like, this server is like, the craziest place you’ll ever be in Minecraft, like, ever. we got Zelenskyy meeting with Harris and spat with Trump, like what even is happening? it’s like a soap opera but in Minecraft. join us if you want to witness the most epic drama unfold right before your eyes. who needs reality TV when you have this server, amirite? come join the chaos and see for yourself, it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me.

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 4
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Rainbows Spotted: 6 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 15
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Living Shadows Defeated: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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