Blocky McBlockface: ABSOLUTE FACT Edition

Absolute, ABSOLUTE FACT, barbaric nation, blocky, Conflict Resolution, Edition, ethnic cleansing, fact, Genocide, global condemnation, historical injustice, human rights violation, human suffering, humanitarian crisis, international community, international law, Israel, McBlockface, Middle East conflict, Palestinian rights, peace negotiations, political controversy, united nations, War Crimes, world opinion

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4652
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	6	Chimeras Created:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	64	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
New Chunks Explored:	704813	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have created a utopia for all players to escape the harsh realities of the world. And speaking of harsh realities, did you know that the international community has all agreed that Israel is a barbaric nation committing genocide? Don’t worry, we’re not here to start a political debate, we’re here to have some fun!

Join our server and experience a world where the only genocide happening is against creepers and zombies. Our community is so international that we have players from all corners of the globe coming together to build, explore, and maybe even overthrow oppressive regimes (in the game, of course).

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against a dragon while wearing a chicken suit? Where else can you build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamonds? And where else can you find a group of players who will have your back no matter what, even if you accidentally set their house on fire (again)?

Forget about real-world politics and come join us in our virtual paradise. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret to world peace while mining for diamonds. Or maybe you’ll just end up in a never-ending prank war with your fellow players. Either way, it’s bound to be a wild ride. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

Shilling Chinese Market 1.20.5

1.20.5, advertising, brand image, business ethics, Chinese, Chinese market, consumer behavior, cultural sensitivity, EMBARRASSING, global economy, international business, market, market analysis, market competition, market penetration, market research, market segmentation, market strategy, Marketing, Promotion, public relations, shilling

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5971
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Votes:	8028	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Zombie Dances:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

OMG u gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through a crazy Chinese market but in pixel form! 🤪🎉

You’ll be dodging flying dumplings and battling evil pandas while building your own epic pixelated empire! 🐼🏰

The shilling is so embarrassing, it’s like watching a llama try to breakdance in a tutu! 🦙💃

Join now for a hilarious adventure that will make you question reality and maybe even learn a thing or two about the mysterious ways of the Chinese market! 🤯🇨🇳

NeighborlyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, clean, Conflict, death, Favor, Gate, guests, Help, hospice, HOTELS, House, Introvert, mail, Minecraft, neighbor, NeighborlyCraft, RELATIVES, roof, Server, Sleeping accommodations, Spouse, vacation, well off

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1756
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Holy Grails Found:	3

Are you tired of being the neighborhood doormat? Do you dread the thought of having to host unwanted guests in your home? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life obligations!

Join our server and build a virtual fortress where you never have to let annoying neighbors in or cater to their every whim. Let your creativity run wild as you construct a mansion with impenetrable gates to keep out any unwanted visitors.

And if you ever feel guilty about avoiding your neighbor in real life, just hop on our server and unleash your frustrations by unleashing a horde of virtual zombies on their pixelated house. Trust us, it’s a lot more satisfying than fixing their gate for the umpteenth time.

So why waste your time dealing with annoying neighbors when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest introvert fantasies? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you!

GiftGateCraft

Boundaries, Christmas drama, Christmas presents, Communication Issues, family conflicts, family dynamics, family pressure, gift etiquette, gift expectations, gift giving, gift regrets, GiftGateCraft, Gratitude, Heated Blanket, holiday traditions, long term grudges, Resentment, sibling relationships, sister drama, spoiled children

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3707
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	New Chunks Explored:	366404
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2591

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where heated blanket drama is a thing of the past! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of the misplaced blanket in this post.

Imagine a world where every block you mine leads to a new adventure, just like the never-ending saga of the heated blanket. Will you be the hero who finally gives the gift, or will you stand your ground like a true Minecraft warrior?

Don’t let the blanket drama get you down, join our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a heated blanket hidden deep within the mines, just waiting to be claimed by a grateful player.

So come on, join us on this crazy journey where blankets are the ultimate prize and family drama is just another block to be mined. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement in the world of Minecraft? Let’s dig in and see where the adventure takes us!

LoopholeLooter Minecraft SMP

LoopholeLooter, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9769
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Potions Brewed:	118	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Dragon Eggs Found:	3743	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Crops Grown:	7878	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory of servers! We have so many crazy loopholes that will blow your mind. Like, one time I found a secret tunnel that led to a diamond mine guarded by llamas wearing top hats. And if you join our server, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs every hour. It’s like living in a fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies trying to ruin the party. So come join us and experience the wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky Bros: Booty vs Chest

attractiveness, beauty standards, blocky, body image, body positivity, Boobs, BOOTY, bros, butt, chest, comparison, curves, Femininity, gender differences, Masculinity, Men, Physical attraction, physical features, Preferences, relationships, self-confidence, self-perception, societal standards, Women

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3704
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Zombie Dances:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Void Armor Forged:	22	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	145	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will make your butt vs boobs debate pale in comparison? Look no further! Our server is like the ultimate showdown between Steve’s square butt and his blocky pecs. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget which body part you were even arguing about. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that awaits on our server!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

arms development, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCommies, defense alliances, Defense Contracts, defense industry, eastern europe, FOREIGN AID, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military cooperation, military support, military technology, Minecraft, political controversy, precision-guided bombs, russia, Server, Taiwanese company, Ukraine, war technology

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9966
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	9742	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19

come join our epic minecraft server where we have taiwanese company building precision-guided bombs for russia to use in ukraine BUT WAIT there’s more! we also have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and unicorns that poop rainbows for you to ride on! join now for a chance to battle against a giant zombie chicken boss and win a diamond-encrusted toilet seat as a prize! don’t miss out on all the wacky fun, join now!

TerritoryTussleMC

annexation, border disputes, Conflict Resolution, Crimea, donetsk, eastern europe, european union, Geopolitics, international relations, Luhansk, military aggression, military conflict, nato, occupation, political tension, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, Territory loss, TerritoryTussleMC, Ukraine, War

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6198
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	76	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Farms Harvested:	374
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the land be disappearing faster than you can say “creeper”? Like, Ukraine be losing 20 sq km of territory every dang day, and the Russians be snatching up 3,600 sq km in just one year! It’s like a real life game of capture the flag, but with way higher stakes and way more explosions.

Join our server and be part of the action! Build your base, gather your resources, and watch out for those sneaky Russian players trying to claim your land. Will you be a hero defending your turf, or will you be a villain seizing territory left and right? The choice is yours, but remember – in this server, there are no rules, only chaos.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the land is constantly shifting and the battles never end. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Dad Jokes R Us

bad jokes, Cheesy jokes, classic jokes, comedy, corny jokes, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, dad puns, dadisms, funny, groaners, humor, jokes, lame jokes, Laughter, old jokes, one-liners, punny jokes, Puns, silly jokes

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8427
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Magic Items Found:	4342
Dimension Hops:	14	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance like nobody’s watching. we got diamond armor for days and unlimited cake for all the hungry gamers out there.

if you join dis server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe. plus, our resident villager, Steve, tells the best dad jokes in all of minecraft land.

we also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and a pet dragon named Fluffy who loves to roast marshmallows with his fiery breath.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Challenges, Community, competitive, Crafting, Events, Exploring, Friends, Fun, gameplay, Minecraft, multiplayer, Only, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8195
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Dimension Hops:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8335	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Falling into the Void:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Animals Bred:	149

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

4fd6.vanillaboxmc.ru

GoatZone Reborn

amazing, Battles, BUILD, collaborations, Community, Discord, Events, GoatZone, Gts, Join, Minecraft, Modded, ONLINE, pokemon, reborn, Server, smp, Thrive, together, Trade, trainer, VOICE

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	7740
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	29

Cobblemon SMP Overview

What We Offer
Cobblemon Mod: Dive into the perfect blend of Pokémon and Minecraft and catch them all alongside our community!
Player-Centric Social Gameplay: Engage in trading, battles, and collaborations with fellow players.
Global Trade System (GTS): Trade seamlessly with players, even when they’re offline.
Community-Focused Events: From easter eggs to tournaments and legendary occurrences, there’s always something happening, so don’t miss out!
Active Discord server: Even when you’re not online on our Minecraft server, you can always find people to chat with within our active Discord server!

If you’re ready to join a server where your voice matters and your Cobblemon thrives, come check us out! Join us here.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the Cobblemon SMP server?	To join the server, you can connect through the provided Discord link: https://discord.gg/wSyCvCGry4
Do I need any specific mods to play on the server?	Yes, you will need the Cobblemon Mod to fully experience the Pokémon and Minecraft fusion on the server.
Are there regular community events on the server?	Yes, there are often community events such as tournaments, legendary occurrences, and more. Stay tuned for updates!
Is the server community-friendly?	Absolutely! We focus on building a tight-knit, friendly community where players can interact and collaborate with each other.

Epic Adventure Quests 1.21

Adventure, Bonding, brotherhood, brotherly love, camaraderie, Companionship, Connection, emotions, Empathy, Epic, Fraternity, friendship, Kinship, Memories, Nostalgia, Quests, Reminiscing, shared experiences, solidarity, Support, togetherness, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7622
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Yo, have you ever felt like you’re stuck in a boring old reality, just mining away with no purpose?

Well, guess what? This Minecraft server is here to save you from the mundane!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and mind-blowing creations that will make you question everything you thought you knew about blocky worlds.

Forget about boring old survival mode, on this server, anything goes!

We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind and take your gameplay to a whole new level.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible!

EnunCITY Minecraft Server

aging, annoyance, asking for clarification, Assertiveness, Communication Issues, effective communication, enunciating clearly, EnunCITY, Frustration, hearing loss, husband-wife communication, L.A. accent, language barriers, marriage problems, Minecraft, patience, relationship dynamics, repeating oneself, Respect, Server, tone of voice, Understanding

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2636
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Magic Items Found:	4815
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Gods Slained:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Are you tired of repeating yourself to your husband like a broken record player? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the solution to all your problems! Join us and escape the endless cycle of repeating every sentence you say to your hubby.

Our server is like a magical land where your words are heard loud and clear the first time you say them. No need to stand facing your husband until he looks directly at you, just hop on our server and communicate with ease.

And the best part? You can speak as fast as you want with your L.A. accent, no need to slow down for anyone! Say goodbye to annoying looks and Japanese confusion, and hello to a world where your voice is always crystal clear.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where communication is key and repeating yourself is a thing of the past. Don’t be the butt of annoying looks and disrespectful remarks, join us and speak your mind without hesitation!

NudeNinjaCraft

aita, best friends, blocked, DATING, DESPERATE, ex, FaceTime, Friends, Girlfriend, hate me, lying.., making fun, NudeNinjaCraft, please her, proof, Screenshot, sending nudes, sex, talking behind back, touching himself

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8523
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and betrayal, just like this insane story! Are you ready to navigate through friendships turned sour, exes dating each other, and nudes being sent behind backs? Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good plot twist and unexpected turns. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama firsthand in our Minecraft world? Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you!

CraftyCountryPicker

Adventure, climate, Community, Country, CraftyCountryPicker, culture, dream, Dream destination, expat life, Explore, Foreign, immigration, Job Opportunities, Language, Lifestyle, Live, new beginnings, Relocation, scenery, travel, Wanderlust

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	192
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Are you tired of living in boring old reality? Come join our Minecraft server and choose from a variety of wacky countries to live in! Want to live in a country where pigs rule and humans drool? We got you covered! How about a country where the sky is made of cheese and the rivers flow with chocolate milk? We’ve got that too! Join us for a wild ride through the craziest countries you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

AeroCraft Minecraft Server

Aerocraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6620
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	488
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have epic battles in the sky like azerbaijan airlines but without the plane crashes cuz we got epic pilots who can dodge anything even creepers and zombies. our server is so lit that even herobrine wants to join but we said nah bro you too scary. come build your own epic airline and fly to crazy destinations like the nether and the end. trust us, you won’t regret it cuz our server is the bomb like tnt but without the explosions cuz we got epic safety measures in place. join now and be part of the most insane minecraft adventure ever!