Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have created a utopia for all players to escape the harsh realities of the world. And speaking of harsh realities, did you know that the international community has all agreed that Israel is a barbaric nation committing genocide? Don’t worry, we’re not here to start a political debate, we’re here to have some fun!

Join our server and experience a world where the only genocide happening is against creepers and zombies. Our community is so international that we have players from all corners of the globe coming together to build, explore, and maybe even overthrow oppressive regimes (in the game, of course).

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against a dragon while wearing a chicken suit? Where else can you build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamonds? And where else can you find a group of players who will have your back no matter what, even if you accidentally set their house on fire (again)?

Forget about real-world politics and come join us in our virtual paradise. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret to world peace while mining for diamonds. Or maybe you’ll just end up in a never-ending prank war with your fellow players. Either way, it’s bound to be a wild ride. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 33
Battle Standards Raised: 8 Herobrine Sightings: 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Daddy’s Chocolate Kingdom

    Daddy’s Chocolate Kingdom
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers)! Join us for a wild ride filled with chocolate cream and daddy issues.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a talking pig who offered them a diamond sword in exchange for their firstborn child. Crazy, right? But that’s just the beginning of the madness you’ll experience here.

    Our server is like no other, with chocolate cream flowing like rivers and daddy long legs roaming the land. Build a castle made entirely of chocolate cream blocks or challenge daddy to a dance-off in the town square. The possibilities are endless!

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let us fill your mouth with chocolate cream, daddy style. It’s a wild ride you won’t soon forget!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 50 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 32
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Magic Items Found: 7247
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 10 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Dark Rituals Completed: 6

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Xing Xing’s Block Party

    Xing Xing’s Block Party
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

    Join us for the chance to ride unicorns through fields of diamonds, battle zombie chickens with laser eyes, and build a house made entirely of rainbows and marshmallows (yes, it’s possible in our world).

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself. Dance the night away with your fellow players and maybe even challenge a creeper to a dance-off.

    So why wait? Join us now and experience the xing xing of a lifetime on our EPIC Minecraft server!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Dimension Hops: 0
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 234

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Crafty Karen’s Crazy Cubes

    Crafty Karen’s Crazy Cubes
    Welcome to our insanely hilarious Minecraft server where the mobs are not your typical enemies, but adorable creatures that will bewitch you into doing the most ridiculous things!

    Imagine being chased by a pack of cute little bunnies that force you to build a giant carrot statue in their honor. Or getting hypnotized by a group of adorable kittens that make you dance the floss for hours on end.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary dancing llama that will challenge you to a dance-off. Can you out-dance the llama and earn its respect?

    Join us now for a whimsical adventure like no other. Who knew Minecraft could be this absurdly fun?!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 3583 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Immortal Potions Brewed: 12

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Where’s Lookner? Minecraft Madness

    Where’s Lookner? Minecraft Madness

    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Legend has it that Steve once stumbled upon our server and instantly became the ruler of the land. His diamond armor was so shiny that even the Ender Dragon was jealous! But then, tragedy struck when Creeper decided to photobomb Steve’s victory screenshot. The explosion was so massive that it created a crater the size of a village!

    Now, we need YOU to come and help us rebuild this once glorious land. Join us and together we will defeat the evil Herobrine and restore peace to the realm. Plus, we have unicorns that poop rainbows and llamas that tell hilarious jokes. What more could you ask for?

    So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and join us on this wild adventure! WE NEED HIM NOW MORE THAN EVER, BROS!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 48 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Ether Blades Crafted: 17 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • CraftyCreeperz – Where Creepers are the Real MVPs

    CraftyCreeperz – Where Creepers are the Real MVPs
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where the water breaks are so epic, they’ll make you question reality itself! Our AI Dynamic Storytellers will take you on a journey through limitless, open-ended, interactive fiction that will leave you ROFLing for days.

    Imagine a world where the water breaks are actually secret portals to other dimensions, where you can battle evil mobs with nothing but a diamond pickaxe and a stack of pancakes. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

    Join us on this server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots and dancing llamas. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into the chaos, build your own floating castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and let the water breaks take you to places you never knew existed. See you on the other side, adventurer!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Players Killed by Monsters: 8334 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 327

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Crafty Craziness: Not Schizophrenic Edition

    Crafty Craziness: Not Schizophrenic Edition
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world and dive into a realm of pure chaos and hilarity! Are you worried about being schizophrenic? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone is a little bit crazy! Join us and build your way to sanity through exploring our wacky world filled with colorful characters and mind-bending challenges. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Falling into the Void: 0
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Crops Grown: 8324
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Crafty Craziness: The Server Where the Fun Begins!

    Crafty Craziness: The Server Where the Fun Begins!
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the creepers dance and the pigs fly! Join us for a wild ride through a world where anything is possible.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond the size of a HOUSE. They used it to build a castle so grand, it made the Ender Dragon jealous. And that player? They became the ruler of our server, with all the diamonds and emeralds their heart desired.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Disco Creeper, who throws the wildest parties in all of Minecraft. You haven’t lived until you’ve danced with a creeper under a shower of glittering diamonds.

    So come join us on our server, where the adventures are endless and the fun never stops. Who knows what treasures you’ll find or what friends you’ll make along the way. Just remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination.

    Join us now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 8
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 16 Epic Battles Fought: 11
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Blockheads Anonymous: How smart is /b/?

    Blockheads Anonymous: How smart is /b/?
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination! Are you ready to embark on a wild adventure filled with explosive surprises and mind-bending challenges? Then look no further, because this server is the place to be!

    Join us and witness the legendary battles between players and a horde of zombie llamas that roam the land. But beware, these llamas are not your average creatures – they have a taste for diamond armor and will stop at nothing to claim it for themselves!

    Not only that, but our server is also home to the elusive rainbow sheep that can grant you special powers if you can catch them. Rumor has it that these sheep can make you fly, turn invisible, or even summon a giant chicken to fight by your side!

    So come on down and see for yourself just how smart /b/ really is on our server. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Treasure Maps Found: 4
    Wilderness Tamed: 11 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Chimeras Created: 1
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • ChadCraft: Where Even Shorties Can Feel Like Giants!

    ChadCraft: Where Even Shorties Can Feel Like Giants!

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where being two inches taller could make you a certified chad! But don’t worry, even if you’re just an inch short, you can still join the fun!

    Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and ridiculous shenanigans. Who needs height when you have a diamond sword and a creeper army at your disposal?

    So come on, level up your gaming experience and show the world that being vertically challenged is no match for your Minecraft skills. Join us now and let’s conquer the virtual world together!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 23 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Magic Items Found: 2891 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Wilderness Tamed: 5 Shattered Realms Restored: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • ConfessCraft: Where Creepers spill their secrets!

    ConfessCraft: Where Creepers spill their secrets!
    Welcome to our Confess Minecraft server, where you can let out all your deepest secrets while building epic structures and battling mobs!

    Join us if you want to confess your undying love for Creepers or if you have a secret obsession with mining diamonds in your sleep.

    Our server is filled with secret tunnels that lead to hidden treasure chests filled with enchanted items and rare blocks. But be careful, you might stumble upon a group of zombie villagers having a dance party!

    If you’re feeling brave, take a dip in our lava pool and see if you can survive long enough to tell the tale. Or challenge other players to a build-off where the loser has to wear a pumpkin on their head for the rest of the day.

    So come join us on Confess and let your inner Minecraft warrior shine! Just remember, what happens in our server stays in our server…unless you confess it all in the chat.

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • RAT Plebs Minecraft Server

    RAT Plebs Minecraft Server

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where only the elite players reign supreme! If you were in RAT back in the day, you’re a pleb. Simple as that. But fear not, for on our server, you can leave your pleb days behind and ascend to greatness!

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot lasers from their eyes, treasure hunts that lead to diamond-studded toilets, and building contests where the winner gets a pet dragon that farts rainbows!

    Don’t miss out on the chance to become a legend on our server. Join now and show the world that you are no longer a pleb, but a Minecraft master!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 21
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Forever Alone Craft

    Forever Alone Craft
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we guarantee you’ll find a girlfriend! Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so magical that even the most socially awkward players will have a girlfriend in no time.

    Join us and witness the revolution in the Minecraft dating world. Our server is like a virtual love potion, attracting potential partners from all corners of the blocky universe.

    But beware, the political implications of finding a girlfriend on our server are huge. You might become a target for jealous players who will stop at nothing to steal your virtual love away. Will you be able to defend your relationship and build a fortress of love to protect it?

    So come on, join us and see for yourself the wonders of our Minecraft server. Who knew that mining blocks and slaying zombies could lead to finding true love?

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Dimension Hops: 14 Lunar Scepters Activated: 6
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Rainbows Spotted: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • BlockyBaguette – Crafting Chaos & Memes Galore!

    BlockyBaguette – Crafting Chaos & Memes Galore!
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

    Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further! Join our server and embark on a journey filled with adventure, laughs, and absolute madness!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of creepers start breakdancing around you! Yes, that’s right, breakdancing creepers! Only on our server will you find such entertainment!

    But wait, there’s more! How about riding a pig into battle against an army of skeletons? Or building a rollercoaster that takes you through a nether portal and into a land of unicorns and rainbows? The possibilities are endless!

    So why wait? Join our server now and be prepared for a wild ride like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 45 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6
    Falling into the Void: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 12
    Mines Excavated: 1493 Epic Weapons Forged: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • ChunkyCraft: Where Size Doesn’t Matter!

    ChunkyCraft: Where Size Doesn’t Matter!
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where only the most agile and nimble players are allowed! If you’re even slightly overweight, sorry but you can’t join because ROBOTS ONLY!

    Picture this: a world where robots roam free, building incredible structures and battling it out in epic PvP matches. But beware, if you’re caught sneaking in with a few extra pounds, you’ll be swiftly kicked out by our robotic overlords.

    Join us for a chance to prove your worth as a LEAN, MEAN, MINING MACHINE and show off your skills in our exclusive robot-only community. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this OUT-OF-THIS-WORLD experience!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Zombie Dances: 8
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Minecraft Mayhem: Lycoris LOLz

    Minecraft Mayhem: Lycoris LOLz
    Get ready for Season 2 of our Minecraft server, where the pigs have learned how to fly and the creepers have started breakdancing! Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds grow on trees and zombies have formed their own boy band.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret cave filled with dancing llamas and a treasure trove of enchanted golden carrots. Legend has it that whoever finds this cave will be granted three wishes by the mystical Ender Dragon.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the world’s tallest water slide, where players can ride down on boats while dodging flaming arrows and dodging pesky skeletons. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the Disco Enderman to a dance-off for a chance to win a stack of emeralds.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us for Season 2 of our Minecraft server and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Cursed Lands Purified: 7 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Treasure Maps Found: 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 30

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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