Blocky McBlockface | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	385
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Void Armor Forged:	13	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Potions Brewed:	105
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Votes:	7250	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky. Our server is so smooth, you’ll think you’re gliding on butter as you build your dream castle or mine for rare ores.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Sheep, who leads dance parties every Saturday night. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a sheep bust a move to some sick beats.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret Diamond Unicorn who grants wishes to those who can find him. Rumor has it he once turned a player’s entire house into solid gold!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures Minecraft has to offer. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

BrotherBlameGameCraft

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	242
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Zombie Dances:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Love Letters Sent:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	356	Mythical Swords Crafted:	65
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and craft your way to relaxation and fun!

Join us and leave behind the craziness of family drama like the one described above. On our server, you won’t have to worry about your brother shaming you or blaming you for his problems. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new worlds.

Plus, on our server, you won’t have to deal with jealous siblings or crazy family dynamics. Just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun! So come join us and leave the real world behind for a while. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun here!

EndgameHauntsMeMinecraftSMP

Cinema, EndgameHauntsMeMinecraftSMP, ending, film, Haunting, haunting films, haunting moments, haunting movie endings, haunting movies, haunting scenes, Movie, Mystery, psychological thriller, Suspense, Thriller, unresolved, unresolved ending, unresolved mystery, unresolved plot, unresolved questions, unresolved storyline

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5881
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mines Excavated:	2415
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Magic Items Found:	1334
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like the movie ending that haunts you forever, but in a good way! Like, imagine if the server was a movie and the ending was so crazy, you couldn’t stop thinking about it. That’s what this SMP is like, but with blocks and stuff.

Like, one time I was building a house and a creeper blew it up, but then a magical unicorn appeared and rebuilt it with rainbow blocks. It was so epic, I couldn’t believe my eyes. And then, like, a dragon swooped down and gave me a diamond sword that shoots lasers. I know, it sounds crazy, but it totally happened.

So, if you want to experience movie-ending-level craziness in Minecraft, you have to join this SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, there’s free cake for everyone who joins. Who doesn’t love free cake, am I right? Join now and prepare for the most mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life! 🍰🦄🐉🌈 #MovieEndingSMP #CakeIsLife

LoveCraftMC

acts of service, appreciation, Communication, emotional connection, emotional needs, expressing love, Love And Communication, love and relationships, love language, LoveCraftMC, personal growth, physical touch, primary love language, quality time, receiving gifts, relationship dynamics, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, showing affection, Understanding, words of affirmation

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4810
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Mines Excavated:	3503	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Animals Bred:	191
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and survival? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with a love language twist! That’s right, on our server, you can communicate with your fellow players using heart emojis, love letters, and even serenading them with love songs in-game.

But that’s not all! We have special events like speed dating where you can find your Minecraft soulmate, and couples building challenges where you and your partner can show off your teamwork skills. And if you’re feeling extra romantic, you can even propose to your in-game crush with a virtual diamond ring!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s all about spreading the love (literally), then join us now and get ready to experience a whole new level of gameplay. Who knows, you might even find your one true blocky love on our server!

TelAvivTNTBoomz

CASUALTIES, Conflict, Dozen, global crisis, Houthi, international news, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military attack, missile strike, Political unrest, RETALIATION, security threat, Tel Aviv, TelAvivTNTBoomz, Tension, Terrorism, violence, War, Wounds, Yemen

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9288
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Animals Bred:	110	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Magic Items Found:	2342
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting struck is your funny bone! we got more explosions than a houthi missile strike in tel aviv, but don’t worry, no one gets hurt except maybe your sides from laughing so hard. we’ve got crazy mini games like “dodge the creeper” and “sheep rodeo” where you can ride sheep like a pro. plus, our community is so lit, it’s like a firework show every day. so come on over and join the fun, because on our server, the only thing getting wounded is your boredom!

Aqua & Gruel: Neolithic Noms

agriculture, Ancient, Aqua, archaeology, Bread, Cooking, Culinary, diet, discoveries, Early Neolithic, Farmers, Food, grains, gruel, History, Meal, Neolithic, Noms, nutrition, research, Scandinavia, Scandinavian culture, Water

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7432
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	280	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Farms Harvested:	132	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	277
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	21

hey u! ya u, lookin for a wild ride in minecraft? well u gotta join this server cuz we got WATER AND GRUEL – NOT BREAD! that’s right, we’re all about that neolithic farmer diet up in here.

imagine chowin down on some gruel while buildin a sick castle with ur pals. who needs bread when u got gruel, right? plus, we got a whole storyline about how the neolithic farmers in scandinavia survived on this diet and thrived. it’s like a history lesson, but way more fun cuz it’s in minecraft.

so come on over and join the party! build, survive, and eat gruel like a true neolithic farmer. u won’t regret it, trust me.

Crafted Survival

Additions, Bedrock Port, Community, crafted, Discord, Environment, Friendly, Fun, griefer-free, INCLUSIVE, Ip:, mojang, Playtime, Semi Vanilla, Server, Survival, Trailer, Trust, Tweaks, Vanilla, Voting, welcome

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	4437
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Crafted Survival Server Overview

Feature	Description
Land Claiming	Players can claim land to protect their builds
Shopping District	Dedicated area for player shops and trading
Homes and TPA	Players can set homes and teleport to other players
Live World Map	Interactive map of the server world
Mob Heads	Chance to get mob heads as drops
One Player Sleep	One player can sleep to skip the night
Ranks	Ranks based on trust, playtime, and voting
Active Player Base	Community of active players

Discord: https://discord.gg/qJAx8w3jcn

Server Trailer: https://youtu.be/qu5nJmSbEMA?si=U4bYORadEgOny1cm

IP: play.craftedsurvival.net

Bedrock Port: 19132

We can’t wait to welcome you to our server! ❤️

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Simply connect using the IP play.craftedsurvival.net

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, we have measures in place to prevent griefing and maintain a friendly community

Q: How can I claim land?

A: Use the land claiming feature to protect your builds

Azure Realm 1.20

4koma, AZURE, Balancing Schale’s Books, Banners, Binah, blue archive, Chise, christmas livestream, Commissions, Events, general, Grand Assault, guides, Hards, Haruna, Izuna, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mari, Mimori, Normals, patch notes, PVs, Realm, Resources, Scrimmages, shorts, Side Content, The Fury of Set, Yuuka

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5718
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Dimension Hops:	15	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Yo, bros, come join this Minecraft server, it’s like a party in your brain but with blocks and stuff. We got guides and resources that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. And guess what? We have circles, clubs, and friends waiting for you to join so you can build epic stuff together.

Forget about reality, jump into this server and experience 4koma, manga, side content, PVs, and shorts that will make you question everything you know about Minecraft. Plus, we have limited edition characters like Yuuka, Mari, and Haruna waiting for you to collect.

Don’t miss our Christmas Livestream, it’s gonna be lit like a Nether portal on fire. And the events? Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council is the wildest thing you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Join us for Grand Assault with Binah and Limit Break Assault with The Fury of Set, it’s gonna be crazier than a pig riding a minecart.

And if that’s not enough, we have banners featuring Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in swimsuits because why not? Patch notes, events, and double everything – we got it all. So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and let’s make Minecraft weirder than ever before!

Fujimi Lovers Special – Minecraft SMP Oneshot – The End

adaptation, anniversary, anniversary release, Comic, commemoration, Conclusion, conclusion to story, Drama, End.., Fujimi, Fujimi Lovers, LA adaptation, long awaited, Lovers, Manga, Minecraft, OneShot, Release, romance, series, smp, Special, Story, TL inside

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1808
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with no excitement or drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: a server where the mobs have taken over and are now the rulers of the land. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to overthrow these mob overlords and restore peace to the server. But beware, the mobs are not your average Minecraft enemies – they have evolved into super intelligent beings with a thirst for power!

But that’s not all! Our server also features a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that the city is guarded by a giant chicken who only speaks in riddles. Will you be able to crack the code and claim the treasure for yourself?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a mysterious portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made out of candy. But be warned, the candy creatures are not as sweet as they seem and will do anything to protect their sugary world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you in this wacky world!

Dad vs Father-In-Law Minecraft Server

Communication, dad, DAUGHTER, Disappointment, facetiming, family, father in-law, Fatherinlaw, Gifts, GRANDPA, Grandparents, in-laws, luggage, Minecraft, minnie mouse, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, road trip, roadtrip, Server, suitcase, Surprise, text

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3415
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	25	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

Are you tired of family drama interfering with your Minecraft adventures? Join our server and escape the real world craziness! We promise no one will fight over suitcases here, unless it’s a virtual one filled with diamonds! Build your own Minnie Mouse suitcase (or two, we won’t judge) and embark on a road trip to explore our epic world. No need to worry about surprise gifts from grandparents, just pure, unadulterated fun! So come join us and leave the family drama behind – unless you want to bring it into the game for some hilarious role-playing shenanigans!

CraftyNickHater123

Assertiveness, Boundaries, chosen name, Communication, Confrontation, coworker, CraftyNickHater123, discomfort, hate, humor, Key & Peele, mispronunciation, name change, Nickname, personal identity, pronounciation, Respect, sensitivity, skit, work environment

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7939
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	42	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

Don’t let a pesky coworker ruin your love for your new name. On our server, you can be called whatever you please, whether it’s your actual name or a funny mispronunciation. Let your creativity run wild and build a world where your name is always pronounced correctly, no matter what.

So come on over and join us on this epic Minecraft journey! Leave behind the real world worries and dive into a world where your name is respected and cherished, just like your love for Minecraft. Let’s build, mine, and explore together, because on this server, your name will always be pronounced with love and care.

NorwayVibes Minecraft SMP

#sustainability, clean air, cultural heritage, Fishing, Fjords, innovation, midnight sun, Minecraft, Nature, Nordic cuisine, northern lights, norway, NorwayVibes, oslo, outdoor adventures, quality of life, Scandinavian, skiing, smp, social welfare, travel destination, viking history, winter sports

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6083
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Enchantments Applied:	155	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

Lol, bro, let me tell you about this insane Minecraft SMP server that is like, totally lit! So, like, this server is like the Norway of Minecraft servers, ya know? It’s like, so epic and cool and stuff.

First of all, the spawn area is like a magical forest filled with unicorns and rainbows and, like, flying pigs or something. And the best part is, you can ride the unicorns and pigs around the spawn area, like, how crazy is that?!

But wait, there’s more! The admins on this server are like actual wizards or something, because they can grant you wishes and stuff. Like, one time I asked for a diamond sword and they gave me a whole stack of them! It was insane, bro.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground base that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with, like, stacks on stacks of diamonds and emeralds? Yeah, that’s a thing on this server.

So, like, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP that’s as epic as Norway, then you gotta join this server, bro. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

DinoLoverzCraft

ancient creatures, ancient extinction events, ancient species, DinoLoverzCraft, Dinosaurs, dodo birds, extinct animals, extinct dinosaurs, extinct species, extinct wildlife, favorite extinct animals, fossilized remains, ice age mammals, mammoths, natural history, Paleontology, passenger pigeons, past 60 million years, prehistoric animals, saber-toothed tigers, Woolly rhinoceros

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5423
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Chimeras Created:	3
Crops Grown:	4814	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes? Well, look no further because our server is all about extinct animals from the past 60 million years! Join us and ride on the back of a T-Rex while battling a pack of saber-toothed tigers.

Ever wanted to see a woolly mammoth in real life? Well, on our server, you can ride one into battle against a giant sloth! And don’t even get me started on the dodo bird races we have every Sunday.

So if you’re a history buff who loves a good laugh, come join us on our server and experience the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

NukeCraft Server: Argentina’s Atomic Adventure

#sustainability, Adventure, argentina, Argentinas, ATOMIC, Development, electricity, ENERGY, energy independence, energy production, energy security, energy sources, Environment, Expansion, Government, Infrastructure, milei, nuclear energy, nuclear reactors, nukecraft, policy, power, renewable energy, Server, Technology

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8108
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Runes Activated:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

come join our server for the most explosive experience ever! we have so much nuclear energy, you’ll think you’re in argentina! our reactors are so powerful, they’ll make your minecraft world glow like never before. who needs diamonds when you have radioactive materials to mine? join us now and help us reach our goal of having more reactors than argentina! it’s gonna be a blast! literally.

KidCraftWarz

Attack, child soldiers, Conflict, Europe, extremism, foreign policy, hiring children, intelligence, international relations, iran, Israeli targets, KidCraftWarz, Manipulation, MIDDLE EAST, Political, Propaganda, radicalization, SECURITY, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6721
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	193

so, like, this server is like, the craziest place ever, man. we got kids from iran, like, attacking israeli stuff in europe. it’s like, a total war zone, but in minecraft, ya know? join us if you wanna see some wild action and be part of the most intense battles in the virtual world. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs, so like, why wouldn’t you wanna be here? come join the madness, bro!

FruitCraft: Pineapple Apple Sense

Ananas comosus, Apple, Botanical, Bromeliad, DELICIOUS, etymology, Food, Fruit, fruitcraft, History, juicy, Language, linguistic evolution, Meaning, name.., Pineapple, Plant, sense, SWEET, Tropical, word origin

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1716
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4295	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	539
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

join dis epic minecraft server where u can ride on flying pigs and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. our server has a secret underground disco party where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a giant chicken named Sir Clucks-a-lot. also, we have a roller coaster made entirely of cake that takes u on a wild ride through a rainbow jungle. so come on and join the fun, cuz this server is more lit than a lava pit!