Blocky Love Minecraft Server

affectionate, blocky, Bonding, Connection, deep, desire, emotional, Fulfilling, Intimacy, INTIMATE, love, lovemaking, Minecraft, missionary position, passionate, passionate relationship, Physical, Pleasure, Romantic, satisfying, Sensual, Server, sexual

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9784
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	91
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Towns Built:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	408
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your blocky world go from 0 to 100 real quick? Well, look no further because our server is where all the cool kids hang out! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is like a virtual love nest where players engage in passionate lovemaking in the missionary position…with their pickaxes! That’s right, we take mining to a whole new level, if you catch my drift. So come join us and experience the most unique and steamy Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever encountered. Don’t miss out on the fun, because on our server, things are always heating up!

BritsCraft: Post-Brexit Banter!

banter, Brexit aftermath, Brexit aftermath discussion, Brexit changes, Brexit consequences, Brexit effects, Brexit experience, Brexit impact, Brexit memories, Brexit reflections, BritsCraft, People from the UK, PostBrexit, UK citizens, UK culture, UK economy, UK future prospects, UK lifestyle, UK opinions, UK perspective, UK politics, UK residents, UK society

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7754
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Mines Excavated:	2789
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Are you tired of the post-Brexit chaos in the UK? Escape to our Minecraft server where the only thing crashing is your friends’ houses when you blow them up with TNT! Join us for a Brexit-free zone filled with pixelated adventures and endless fun. Who needs politics when you can build a giant statue of a llama riding a chicken? Say goodbye to Brexit blues and hello to blocky bliss on our server!

GreenlandCraft Minecraft Server

Acquisition, Arctic, controversy, criticism, Diplomacy, Europe, european union, foreign policy, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, Minecraft, nato, Négotiation, opposition, Politics, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, trump, united states, US, Vance

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	589
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Enchantments Applied:	194
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Animals Bred:	48	Villages Defended:	17
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

so like, u know how trump be like “i want greenland” and everyone be like “wtf dude chill”? well on this server, we be all about that greenland life. we got icebergs for days and polar bears as pets. come join us and be part of the greenland gang. trump don’t care what europeans scream at us, he just wants to build a wall around greenland and make it great again. join now and help us make greenland the coolest place in minecraft. also, vance is here for some reason. just go with it. #greenlandgang #trumplovesgreenland #polarbearpets

GreenlandGoneWild

Arctic, denmark, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, Government, Greenland, GreenlandGoneWild, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, negotiations, Nordic countries, ownership, pm, Politics, rejection, sale, Scandinavian, SOVEREIGNTY, Statement, territorial dispute, Territory

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3688
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	96
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Enchantments Applied:	238	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13

so, like, this server is like, the Greenland of Minecraft servers, ya know? like, totally not for sale, but you can totally join for free and have a blast! our Denmark PM (Player Manager) is like, always repeating that this server is the bomb diggity and you gotta join ASAP!

we got polar bears riding pigs, igloos made out of diamond blocks, and a secret portal to a land of never-ending cake! plus, our community is like, super chill and always down for a good time. so come on over and see why Greenland may not be for sale, but this server is totally worth it!

CraftyFox Network

America, BIAS, blind trust, CraftyFox, Cultures, Cunning, Deception, Evil, fox news, foxes, Journalism, Manipulation, Media, Misinformation, Network, News, Perception, portrayal, Propaganda, skepticism, trusted, untrustworthy

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3399
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	39	New Chunks Explored:	888068
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

u wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got foxes that are more trustworthy than FOX News LOL. these foxes will lead u on epic adventures and help u find hidden treasures in the game. they will also protect u from evil mobs and give u super powers like flying and shooting lasers from ur eyes. join our server and become the ultimate fox warrior, taking down enemies with ur furry friends by ur side. trust me, u won’t regret it!

ADHD Life Expectancy Nerf – Minecraft Server

adhd, ADHD in adults, ADHD in men, ADHD in women, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, Diagnosis, expectancy, findings, health, Life, life expectancy, LIFESPAN, Medical research, Men, mental health, Minecraft, nerf, neurotypical, research, researchers, scientific study, Server, study, Women

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8819
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Zombie Dances:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7548	Emeralds Found:	6156

hey u! ya u with the adhd! come join our minecraft server cuz we got the cure for ur shorter life expectancy! our server is so lit that it will make u live longer than a tortoise on steroids! we got potions that will make u focus like never before, u will be building epic structures in no time! plus, we got a secret quest where u gotta find the magical diamond sword of eternal life, once u find it, u will be immortal in the minecraft world! so come join us and say goodbye to ur shorter life expectancy, cuz on our server, u will live foreverrrrrr!

Rise and Craft 1.21.4

1.21.4, Anon, compassion, Craft, don’t kill yourself, encouragement, good morning, Hope, inspiration, Kindness, love, mental health support, Mental Wellness, motivation, positive affirmations, positive vibes, positivity, Rise, self love, self-care, Suicide prevention, support system, thanks, uplifting messages

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1745
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	18
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36

Hey there, fellow Minecraft addicts! Are you tired of boring, basic servers that make you want to dig straight down to bedrock and never come back up? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of redstone!

We’ve got more mods than you can shake a diamond sword at, and our community is so lit, it makes the Nether look like a walk in the park.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s build a world so epic, even Notch himself would be jelly!

BabyRageCraft

BabyRageCraft, Boundaries, caregiving, childcare, Communication, Emotional support, family conflicts, family dynamics, family obligations., family responsibilities, Family Support, favoritism, health concerns, health issues, personal boundaries, refusing to babysit, self-care, sibling relationships, sick baby, surgery, work-life balance

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4285
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any entitled baby villagers like the ones in this crazy family drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, epic builds, and absolutely no sick babies left in your care.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about getting guilt-tripped into babysitting while dealing with health issues and impending surgery. Instead, you’ll be free to explore, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any family drama following you around.

So why join our server? Well, for starters, we guarantee that no one will call you selfish or weak-minded for taking care of yourself. Plus, if you ever need help or support, our community is always there to lend a hand – no crickets chirping in sight!

Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to use for your next build. See you in the game – and leave the sick babies at home!

EqualCraft: Where all jobs pay the same!

career choice, career path, career satisfaction, dream job, equal pay, EqualCraft, fulfillment, Happiness, job equality, job fulfillment, job happiness, job market, Job Opportunities, job passion, job preference, job satisfaction, job security, job selection, Jobs, Passion, Pay, salary equality, work-life balance

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3414
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Crops Grown:	4417
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Magic Items Found:	5815
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	111
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every block you mine pays the same amount of diamonds! That’s right, no more grinding for hours just to get a measly iron ore. Join us and become the richest miner in all of Minecraft!

Imagine a world where being a farmer, a blacksmith, or even a librarian pays just as much as being a diamond miner. You can finally pursue your dream career without worrying about the pay! Want to be a professional sheep shearer? Go for it! Always dreamed of being a fisherman? Now’s your chance!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat it. Rumor has it that whoever slays the Diamond Dragon will be rewarded with endless riches and fame throughout the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your epic journey to become the wealthiest and most famous player in all of Minecraft!

EU Tariff Trumpocalypse

donald trump, economic impact, Economy, EU tariffs, european union, foreign trade, global economy, import/export, international relations, international trade, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, tariff, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade policies, trade sanctions, trade war, Trumpocalypse, united states

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5024
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Farms Harvested:	712	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	20

so like, u know how donald trump is all like “tariffs this, tariffs that”? well, on this server, we got no tariffs, just pure minecraft fun! join us and escape the chaos of the real world with our epic builds and crazy adventures. who needs tariffs when u can have creeper explosions and diamond mining, amirite? come join us before donald trump decides to build a wall around our server too! #minecraft4life #notariffsonthisserver

Four Long Toe Horse Land

Animals, equine anatomy, hoofed animals, Horse, horse anatomy, horse anatomy details, horse anatomy facts, horse behavior, horse biology, horse feet, horse hooves, horse legs, horse limbs, horse movement, horse physiology, horse toes, Horses, Land, Legs, Long, mammal anatomy, TOE, Toes, traditional sense

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7576
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23

lol come join our epic minecraft server where horses don’t have legs but really long toes instead. it’s like they’re walking on stilts all the time! imagine riding a horse with stilts, it’s like a circus act every time you go for a ride. plus, our server has a secret underground lair filled with treasure and magical potions. but watch out for the evil chickens that guard it, they have laser eyes and will peck you to death if you’re not careful. so come on over and join the fun, just remember to bring your stilts!

BlockyToddlers: Autism Screening & Education

autism, autism awareness, autism evaluation, Autism Spectrum Disorder, behavioral therapy, BlockyToddlers, child development, developmental delays, early diagnosis, education, healthcare disparities, intervention services, milder symptoms, neurodevelopmental disorders, occupational therapy, parental awareness, pediatrician, Screening, screening tool, special education, speech therapy, Standardized autism screening, toddlers

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	640
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Alien Abductions:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

so, like, imagine you join this cray cray minecraft server, right? like, it’s so lit that it’s like you’re in a whole new world of blocky goodness. we got so many players, it’s like a party up in here 24/7.

but wait, there’s more. our server is so epic that it’s been proven to increase your IQ by like, a million points. yeah, you heard me right. you’ll be building redstone contraptions like a freakin’ genius in no time.

oh, and get this. if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that let you fly around like a majestic blocky bird. you’ll be soaring through the skies, leaving all the other players in awe of your mad skills.

so, what are you waiting for? come join our server and become the ultimate minecraft master. trust me, you won’t regret it. it’s like a whole new world of blocky goodness just waiting for you to explore.

Enderblade

Bedwars, building, Creative, Economy, Enchanting, Exploration, Factions, Farming, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla, villager

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	295
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

A new Minecraft servers hub released today featuring Survival Earth, Skyblock (skywars), Prison and Bedwars.

play.enderblade.com

SentrySMP

AFK Zone, auction house, Auctions, Bounties, building, Community, competitive, Crates, Cross-Play, crossplay, Economy, Exploration, Jobs, Kits, multiplayer, player-driven market, Professions, Rewards, Sandbox, Survival, TRADES, Vanilla

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4829
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Welcome to SentrySMP

SentrySMP is a survival multiplayer server with an economy and crossplay support. Whether you enjoy building, exploring, or competing, there is something for everyone.

Survival with Economy: Earn and spend money through jobs, trades, and auctions Crossplay Support: Play seamlessly on both Java and Bedrock editions Jobs and Skills: Choose professions, level up, and unlock rewards Kits and Crates: Access starter kits and free-to-play crates with amazing rewards Auction House: Buy, sell, and bid on rare items in a player-driven market AFK Zone: Stay active and earn rewards while taking a break Bounties: Set or claim bounties for extra challenges and competition Join SentrySMP today and create your story in a growing and competitive community.

sentrysmp.mc.vagonbrei.eu:25045

Lost in Time 1.21.3

1.21.3, 10. memories, 11. emotional pain, 12. longing for her, 13. thinking of her, 14. emotional longing, 15. missing a loved one, 16. pining, 17. sorrow, 18. feeling empty, 19. Grief, 2. Longing, 20. missing her deeply., 3. heartache, 4. reminiscing, 5. nostalgia, 6. yearning, 7. love lost, 8. loneliness, 9. sadness, Lost, missing someone, Time

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4268
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Void Gems Collected:	11	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	6887	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Yo, bro, do I have the server for you! It’s like, the craziest place in Minecraft, like seriously.

You gotta join because the mobs are like, so friendly, they’ll give you hugs instead of attacking you.

And the diamonds? Oh man, they sparkle like Edward Cullen in the sunlight.

Plus, the villagers are all secretly trained ninjas, ready to protect you from any creepers that come your way.

But the best part? The Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood puppy looking for belly rubs.

So come on, join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server ever!

NightmarePornMinecraftSMP

BDSM, Boundaries, consent, consent violations, degradation, ethical porn., Exploitation, fetish, mental health, Nightmare, NightmarePornMinecraftSMP, objectification, porn fantasy, Reality, role-play, rough sex, Sexualization, taboo, Trauma, unrealistic expectations, violence

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2567
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Zombie Dances:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server that you absolutely HAVE to join. It’s like, the most lit place ever, I swear. Like, the admins are all unicorns and the mods are actually aliens from outer space. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that breathes fire and can fly you around the server. How insane is that?!

But wait, it gets even better. The spawn area is a giant castle made out of candy and the currency on the server is actually chocolate coins. And every time you mine a diamond, a rainbow shoots out of your butt. It’s like, the most magical place ever, bro.

Oh, and did I mention that there’s a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to party? Yeah, it’s wild. Creepers breakdancing, skeletons doing the Macarena, it’s a total rave down there.

So yeah, if you want to join this crazy, wacky, totally bonkers Minecraft server, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like a dream come true, but with more explosions and dancing zombies.