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Respectful Explorer 1.20.5

1.20.5, Based, body count, Cool, DOMINATING, dumb dog, emotional connection, Explorer, Feral, Friends, Human, husband, Instinct, love, rare, Respect, respectful, sex, sexting, simping, Slave, VIRGINITY

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5090
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6

Join our Minecraft server if you’re tired of men who only care about sex! We prefer virgins, but even if you’re not, we’ll still accept you as long as you’re not a feral dumb dog. Our server is all about emotional connections and dominating positions, just like in real life. Find your based man on our server and fall in love with them quickly, just like the OP did with her husband. We’re a rare breed, just like those cool men, so come join us before it’s too late!

HypocriteGamer420 – Minecraft SMP

Backstabbing, BETRAYAL, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, Disingenuous, double standards, fake behavior, fake friends, fraud, fraudulence, holier-than-thou, Hypocrisy, Hypocrite, HypocriteGamer420, insincerity, Minecraft, moral superiority, Phony, Pretense, sanctimonious, smp, two-faced

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8701
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Chimeras Created:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server, it’s like a whole new level of craziness. Like, the admin once banned someone for building a house out of dirt because he said it was “offensive to the dirt block community”. I mean, who even thinks of that, right?

But that’s not even the best part. They have this rule where you can only mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe while wearing a pumpkin on your head. Yeah, I know, it sounds insane but trust me, it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Plus, they have this secret underground club where they host dance parties every Saturday night. It’s lit, bro.

And don’t even get me started on the pet policy. You have to tame a creeper as your pet and if it blows up, you have to write a eulogy for it in the server chat. It’s like a whole emotional rollercoaster, man.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s completely bonkers and will have you laughing your butt off, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

AbstainCraft2024

#voter apathy, 2024 general election, AbstainCraft2024, abstained voters, civic responsibility, Decision making, Democracy, democratic values, election impact, Electoral Process, political activism, political beliefs, Political Engagement, political participation, public opinion, social commentary, voter disillusionment, voter turnout, voting behavior, Voting eligible Americans, voting rights

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7942
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Emeralds Found:	1255	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Are you feeling like you missed out on the biggest party of the year? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to make up for it! Join us and experience a world where voting actually matters… for building the coolest structures and battling epic mobs! Who needs politics when you can create your own virtual kingdom and rule with an iron pickaxe?

Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a former presidential candidate who lost the election and is seeking revenge on all those who didn’t vote. So if you want to avoid being targeted by a giant fire-breathing lizard, you better join our server ASAP!

Don’t be a Minecraft hermit like those non-voting Americans, come join us and let your creativity run wild!

CanuckCraft Minecraft Server

Canada, Canadian perspective, CanuckCraft, Diplomacy, Dispute Resolution, economic policy, foreign relations, global economy, government stance, international trade, Minecraft, Négotiation, North America, Politics, Server, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade policies, trade talks, trade tensions, trade war

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2958
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	143
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

so like, u know how canada is all like, “we won’t negotiate on trade war”? well, on this epic minecraft server, we don’t negotiate on FUN! join us and trade resources, battle epic monsters, and build the craziest structures you can imagine!

rumor has it, the server is guarded by a giant talking moose who will grant you three wishes if you can beat him in a dance-off. plus, every full moon, a magical poutine buffet appears in the town square for all players to enjoy.

come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure ever! who needs trade negotiations when you’ve got diamond swords and enchanted pickaxes? let’s do this, eh!

MapleCraft EU-Alum

aluminium, aluminum industry, Canada, economic impact, economic policy, EUAlum, Europe, export, Global markets, Import, international trade, Manufacturing, MapleCraft, metal industry, North America, supply chain, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements, trade relations, trade restrictions, US tariffs

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6820
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Animals Bred:	159	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you gotta join cuz we got all the aluminium you could ever want, straight from Canada! forget those US tariffs, we got you covered, fam. plus, our server is so lit, you’ll be building epic structures in no time. like, the Eiffel Tower? pshh, child’s play. join now and get in on the aluminium action before it’s too late! #aluminiumfordays #minecraftmadness

No Phone Cancer Zone

association, brain cancer, Cancer, cell phones, Evidence, findings, head cancer, health, Leukemia, Link, lymphoma, mobile phones, oral cavity cancer, Phone, radiation, radio wave exposure, radiofrequency, research, study, thyroid cancer, tumors, Zone

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1624
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Votes:	5294
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Star Shards Collected:	263
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where you can build, mine, and battle your way to victory! forget about those boring studies about mobile phones and cancers, come play with us and you’ll never have to worry about cancer again! our server is so lit, it’ll cure any disease with its awesomeness. plus, we have unicorns roaming around and giving out diamonds to all the players. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this magical experience. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Tricky Trails

Adventures, bedrock enabled, BUILD, Cross-Play, crossplay, Economy, Fun, Minecraft, OneBlock, scenery, Server, tricky trails, Vanilla

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6622
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	200
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Tricky Trails is a new server with mostly vanilla in mind. Crossplay with bedrock enabled. Join us for all kinds of fun and adventures. Enjoy the beautiful scenery and build whatever your heart desires.

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Blossom Haven 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, Blossom, Chapter 24, Coming of Age, Daily Aku No Hana, Dark, Drama, flowers of evil, Haven, high school, Kasuga, Manga, manga series, Nakamura, Obsession, Psychological, romance, Secrets, Song of Summer, taboo, Twisted

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6622
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Void Armor Forged:	14
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

I’m talking about a place where you can build a house made entirely of diamond blocks and ride on a rollercoaster made of lava and obsidian.

And get this, the mods on this server are like wizards who grant wishes and make your wildest dreams come true. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a house that looks like a giant taco? You got it.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

PhoneFreeFam Minecraft Server

Attention, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, disconnect, distraction, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional intelligence, family outing, Marriage, mindfulness, Minecraft, parenting, phone addiction, PhoneFreeFam, PRESENCE, public behavior, quality time, relationship issues, Respect, Server, social media, technology use

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2052
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Runes Activated:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Falling into the Void:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time like no other! We promise that no one will be on their phones posting on Reddit while playing – unless they’re sharing epic Minecraft memes, of course. Our server is a place where you can escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures.

Forget about embarrassing public displays of phone addiction, on our server, you’ll be surrounded by players who are fully present and ready to explore, build, and conquer together. Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own stories in the virtual world of Minecraft?

So join us today and leave the real world behind – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be repeating is “I’m mining diamonds, I’m mining diamonds!”

CraftyCubicleWars

ACCUSATION, acknowledgement, Confrontation, coworker, CraftyCubicleWars, decision, Development, Drama, escalation, friendship, Jealousy, Manager, Meeting, priority, professional integrity, project idea, Proposal, Report, Reprimand, stealing, workplace initiative

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8733
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Buildings Constructed:	45	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Zombie Dances:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	15

Are you tired of dealing with workplace drama and backstabbing friends like Alex? Then join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is when a creeper blows up your house!

On our server, we value professional integrity over fake friendships. No one will steal your ideas and pass them off as their own here (unless you count stealing diamonds in-game, but that’s just part of the fun).

So come join us and escape the toxic workplace environment for a world where the only drama is deciding which block to build your next masterpiece with. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with Alex and their shady antics.

ExperiMinecraft SMP: Unexplainable!

compassion, emotional intelligence, Empathy, Experience, ExperiMinecraft, growth, Insight, introspection, learning, life challenges, life experiences, life lessons, personal growth, perspective, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, smp, transformation, Understanding, Unexplainable, wisdom

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7013
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Villages Defended:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, you won’t even know what hit you until you join this server and experience it for yourself.

First of all, the admins on this server are like magical unicorns who grant wishes and sprinkle pixie dust everywhere. They’re always there to help you out and make sure you’re having the time of your life.

And the players on this server? Oh man, they’re like a bunch of crazy monkeys on a sugar high. You never know what they’re gonna do next, but you can bet it’s gonna be hilarious.

But wait, there’s more! The world on this server is like a giant playground filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons. You’ll never get bored exploring every nook and cranny, I promise you that.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft SMP now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Fentycraft: The Blocky Epidemic

addiction, AMERICANS, blocky, drug abuse prevention, drug addiction treatment, drug awareness, drug crisis awareness, drug education, drug overdose deaths, drug policy, drug trafficking, Drugs, Epidemic, fentanyl crisis, Fentycraft, Healthcare, law enforcement, opioid epidemic, overdose, public health, reddit, substance abuse, U.S

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7614
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Villages Defended:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Falling into the Void:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Are you tired of dealing with the fentanyl crisis in real life? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, the only crisis you’ll face is running out of diamonds! Join us for a wild ride where the only thing you’ll be addicted to is building epic structures and exploring endless worlds. Say goodbye to real-world problems and hello to a virtual paradise where the only danger is creepers blowing up your hard work. So come join us and escape the fentanyl crisis by mining, crafting, and laughing your way to victory!

CraftyMaple Minecraft Server

Canada, CraftyMaple, diplomatic relations, economic relations, global economy, international trade, mexico, Mexico response, Minecraft, misunderstanding, North America, political tension, Reuters, Server, tariff order, trade conflict, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade policy, trade war, White House, White House statement

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5462
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Buildings Constructed:	29
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so crazy, even the white house is talking about it? well, this server is like, so lit that even canada is like “whaaaat?” cuz they just don’t get it. and mexico is all like “yo, we serious about this server, it’s the bomb diggity.” join now for the most epic adventures, the wildest builds, and the dankest memes. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this madness. come join the fun and be part of the craziest minecraft community ever!

CraftyMuskShutdown

activism, beyond repair, controversy, CraftyMuskShutdown, criticism, Development, elon musk, foreign assistance, Global Issues, government agency, Humanitarian Aid, international aid, Musk, philanthropy, policy, political intervention, REFORM, Shut down, social responsibility, usaid, Working

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9681
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	75
Players Killed by Monsters:	8321	Dragon Scales Harvested:	365

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT MINECRAFT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND DROP DIAMONDS FROM DA SKY!! WE ALSO GOT A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAIDS SELL OP WEAPONS FOR FISH! IF U JOIN NOW, U MIGHT EVEN RUN INTO ELON MUSK BUILDING A ROCKET TO SHUT DOWN USAID WITH HIS BARE HANDS! DON’T MISS OUT ON DA CRAZINESS, JOIN NOW AND BE PART OF DA WACKIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER!! 🚀🐷💎🧜‍♀️ #LOLZ #MINECRAFTMADNESS

Tanagra Internet Adventures

Adventures, Allegory, Communication, cooperation, culture, Darmok, Dathon, El-Adrel, friendship, intercultural communication, internet, Jalad, Language, metaphor, picard, Sci Fi, Star trek, Tanagra, teamwork, Technology, Unity

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3374
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Chimeras Created:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring stuff? Well, have I got the server for you! Picture this: Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra. Picard and Dathon on El-Adrel. And now, YOU and ME via the Internet!

Join our server for the wildest adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. All you have to do is find the mystical rainbow unicorn and answer its riddles to unlock the chest.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the insanity begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell your friends!

Players:	107/100	Votes:	9058
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	270336
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	0