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SassyAnimalTalk – Minecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal behavior study, animal cognition, animal communication, Animal communication skills, Animal intelligence, animal interactions, animal language, animal psychology, animal rudeness, Animal rudeness traits, animal social behavior, animal vocalization, Animals, Communication, Ethology, Minecraft, rude animals, SassyAnimalTalk, smp, species behavior, Talking Animals, zoology

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3849
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Magic Items Found:	1873	Runes Activated:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! Like, the pigs on this server are so rude, they’re always oinking at you in a sassy way like “oink oink, get out of my way peasant” and the cows are mooing insults at you like “mooove over loser”. It’s like a farmyard full of mean girls, but in Minecraft form! And don’t even get me started on the sheep, they’re always baa-ing at you with attitude like “baaack off, I’m fabulous”. It’s a total zoo of sass and I love it! So come join us and experience the most savage animal kingdom in Minecraft history, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a chicken, they’re the worst, always clucking behind your back. #SavageAnimals #MinecraftDrama #JoinNowLOLZ 🐷🐮🐑🐔🐔🐔

CraftyMillionaire

Charity, CraftyMillionaire, dream come true, Dream lifestyle, financial freedom, financial independence, Financial Planning, Financial Security, first thing, Generosity, immediate action, Investments, life changing, Long-term goals, luxury, million dollar question, million dollars, sudden wealth, unexpected money, wealth, windfall

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	417
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Gods Slained:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	3

If you were given a million diamonds today on our Minecraft server, the first thing you should do is build yourself a diamond castle fit for a Minecraft king! And don’t forget to hire a team of diamond-armored guards to protect your precious loot from any sneaky creepers trying to steal it. Join our server now and start living the lavish Minecraft life you deserve!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Canada, CraftyCanuck, cross-border relations, diplomatic relations, Economy, foreign policy, global economy, Government, import/export, international trade, leadership, Minecraft, negotiations, North America, Politics, protectionism, RETALIATION, Server, strong response, Tariffs, trade war, trudeau, trump

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7607
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Divine Spears Created:	11	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Astral Projections Made:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally amazeballs. like, you gotta join cuz we have, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items. and, like, our admin is a ninja who can, like, do backflips and stuff.

also, like, there’s a rumor that Herobrine, like, totally hangs out on our server. he’s, like, the ultimate boss and if you defeat him, you get, like, a million diamonds.

plus, like, we have this epic PvP arena where you can battle other players and show off your mad skills. and, like, the winner gets to ride a dragon around the server for a whole day.

so, like, come join our server and be part of the most epic Minecraft adventure ever! it’s gonna be, like, totally lit, bro.

CraftyReichBanter

afd, Ban, Coalition, controversy, CraftyReichBanter, debate, Decision making, Democracy, disagreement, extremism, far right, German politics, germany, Government, lawmakers, nationalist, opposition, Parliament, political parties, right wing

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1940
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

so, like, imagine this: a minecraft server where german lawmakers are all like, “yo, should we ban the far-right AfD or nah?” and they can’t even agree on it! it’s like a soap opera drama unfolding in a virtual world! join our server for all the political chaos and craziness you can handle. plus, we have secret underground meetings where we plot world domination with our pixelated pickaxes. come join the fun and see where the drama takes us next!

SporeZombie Ants – Ireland Edition

ants, arachnids, Behavior, cave spiders, discovery, Edition, entomology, entomopathogenic fungi, fungal species, fungus, honour, infection, ireland, Mycology, newly discovered, Ophiocordyceps, Parasitism, sir david Attenborough, SporeZombie, zombie ants, zombies, zoology

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7012
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	16

come join our epic minecraft server where we have zombie cave spiders infected with fungus that make them act like zombie ants! it’s like a real-life episode of planet earth, narrated by the legendary Sir David Attenborough himself! you won’t find this kind of crazy action on any other server, so hop on and start surviving in our wild and wacky world! who knows what other insane creatures and adventures you’ll encounter on our server – the possibilities are endless! join now and let the madness begin!

Crafted Cosmos 1.20.6

1.20.6, comma separated, Cosmos, crafted, Generate, is there, list, long tail tags, Problem, reddit, Reddit spacing, reddit user, Spacing, spacing problem, tags, Use, use reddit, use reddit spacing, User, why, why yes, yes

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9465
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	294	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Oh man, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but with creepers and zombies too!

You can build your own epic castle and rule over your own kingdom, like a boss! Plus, there are secret treasure hunts and hidden dungeons to explore.

And get this, there’s a whole community of players who are as crazy as you are! You can team up with them to take down the Ender Dragon or just goof around and build giant statues of Steve.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

LastWillCraft SMP

absurd legacies, bizarre requests, comedic will, comical estate planning, death humor, eccentric estate planning, final wishes, funny last will, hilarious testament, humorous inheritance, LastWillCraft, laughable bequeaths, odd final instructions, offbeat last wishes, quirky bequests, silly testament, smp, strange bequests, unconventional inheritance, unusual bequeaths, wacky will, weird legacies

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1760
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Emeralds Found:	6869
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a party in your computer but with blocks and stuff. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we only let in people who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight. It’s totally worth it though because we have a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best jokes.

And get this, if you die in the game, you have to do a funny dance in real life as your “last will.” Like one time, this guy died and his last will was to have his pet pig inherit all his diamonds. It was hilarious, we all had a good laugh.

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret club where we dress up as llamas and have dance parties every night. It’s lit, fam.

CraftyKidLies

childhood beliefs, childhood innocence, childhood innocence shattered, childhood lies, childhood memories, childhood misconceptions, childhood myths, childhood tales, CraftyKidLies, discovering the truth, embarrassing moments, funny childhood stories, funny lies, funny stories, growing up, Innocence, learning the truth, misconceptions, misconceptions debunked, naive beliefs, realizing the truth

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3747
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Animals Bred:	61	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Remember when your parents told you that eating your vegetables would make you grow up big and strong? Well, on our Minecraft server, we promise that mining diamonds will make you grow wings and fly like a majestic dragon! Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve, who now soars through the skies on a diamond-encrusted rocket ship.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle against a secret army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to defeat them and save the day. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds waiting to be discovered by the chosen one.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft server and embark on the wildest, most fantastical adventures of your life. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in this wacky world of blocky fun!

VAllure Haven 1.21

#youtube, adult audio, adult content, asmr, Azura Dulait, discord server, fansly, Greentext Archive, Haven, Holodex, Icey Snowpaws, Immy Bisou, Joi, Mercy Modiste, Patreon, relationships, Shibi Cottonbum, Stronny Cuttles, VAllure, VAllure Friends, VOD Archive, Vtuber, vtuber corpo

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6976
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53	Void Gems Collected:	23
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Gods Slained:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Star Shards Collected:	177

Join this Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and confusion! We’ve got transparent head cutouts, fertility goddesses, feral polar bears, hex maniacs, dorky yanderes, demanding mistresses, and hypnotic cuttlefishes – all in one place! It’s like a virtual circus of insanity that you never knew you needed in your life! Plus, we have lewd audios, spicy content, and a Discord server where you can stalk… I mean, interact with the girls! And guess what? All the talents are in a relationship with me, so you know you’re in for a treat! Don’t miss out on this absolute clusterf*ck of a server – join now and dive into the madness!

BabyBlockBungle

baby, BabyBlockBungle, Chef, Communication, Contraception, Decision making, depression, Homeless, income, medical reasons, neonatal death, nurse practitioner, OVULATION, partner changed his mind, Pregnancy, relationship, Stillborn, Termination, TFMR, unprotected sex

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8442
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as this soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and unexpected twists!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a “Baby Drama” event where players can experience the thrill of unexpected pregnancies and relationship drama just like in the story above. Will you choose to keep the baby or make a tough decision like the characters in the story?

But that’s not all! We also have a “Partner Problems” mini-game where players can navigate through complicated relationship issues, just like our characters. Will you choose love or self-preservation? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough, we have a “Homeless with Kids” challenge where players must survive and thrive with limited resources, just like the character facing homelessness with a 6-year-old and a baby on the way. Can you make it work?

So come join our server for a wild ride of emotions, drama, and unexpected twists! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

AnxietyCraft SMP: Just keep mining!

anxiety, AnxietyCraft, breathing exercises, cognitive behavioral therapy, coping strategies, Exercise, healthy lifestyle, journaling, medication, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, Mining, positive affirmations, Professional help, relaxation techniques, seeking help, self-care, smp, social support, Stress Management, support system, Therapy

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7202
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

OMG, like, if you’re feeling anxious, you should totally join this epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the most lit server ever, with like, diamonds raining from the sky and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. Trust me, once you join, all your anxiety will like, disappear into the pixelated sunset. Plus, we have this secret therapy llama that gives the best advice ever. Like, one time I was freaking out about a creeper blowing up my house, and the llama was all like, “Dude, just build a new one, it’s no biggie.” And I was like, “Wow, llama, you’re a genius!” So yeah, if you wanna cure your anxiety and have a blast, join our Minecraft SMP ASAP!

SinCraft: Reddit Edition

Community, Deadly Sins, discussion, Edition, envy, gluttony, Greed, introspection, Life, Lust, people, Personal, pride, reddit, Reflection, Shaping, Sin, SinCraft, sloth, temptation, Wrath

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7792
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	967	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Crops Grown:	9182	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Wilderness Tamed:	14

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most sinful way possible!

Join our server and let your favorite deadly sin shape your gameplay experience. Are you a glutton for adventure? Then feast on our endless world of exploration and discovery. Feeling a bit wrathful? Take out your frustrations on unsuspecting mobs and other players in epic battles.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the most sinful players can hope to tame it. Will you be the one to claim this majestic beast as your own?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Indulge in your favorite sin and join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember, what happens on our server stays on our server. 😉

Leash-Carrying Doggos Server

Animal Behavior, capability, competence, demonstration, dog, DOGGOS, INDEPENDENCE, intelligence, leash, leash training, LeashCarrying, obedience, pet behavior, pet care, pet independence, pet ownership, pet ownership skills, pet training, RESPONSIBILITY, self-sufficiency, Server, Skills, Training

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8734
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Zombie Dances:	8
Gods Slained:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	395
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, where else u gonna see a dog walkin around holdin its own leash, bro? like, that’s some next level shiz right there.

But wait, there’s more! We got pigs flyin, cows doin backflips, and chickens playin chess. It’s a whole zoo up in dis server, man.

And if that ain’t enough to convince ya, we also got a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to bust a move. It’s lit, fam.

So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility. But who cares, right? Let’s get weird, baby!

Ketamine Oasis: PTSD Relief

clinical setting, Effectiveness, Healthcare, ketamine, liquid ketamine, Medical, medication, mental health, Oasis, pharmaceuticals, post-traumatic stress disorder, Psychiatry, ptsd, Relief, research, side effects, study, Symptoms, Therapy, Trauma, Treatment

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2054
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Secret Passages Found:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Ores Mined:	5471	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Glorious Feasts Held:	20

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT KETAMINE! YO, U WANNA REDUCE STRESS? WE GOT U COVERED, BRUH! JUST HOP ON DIS SERVER AND GET UR DOSE OF LIQUID KETAMINE, NO SIDE EFFECTS, JUS FUN TIMES AND BLOCK BUILDING! WHO NEEDS THERAPY WHEN U CAN HAVE KETAMINE IN MINECRAFT, AMIRITE? JOIN NOW AND LET’S GET LIT IN THE BLOCKY WORLD, YEEHAW!

R9k Community Craft 1.20.1

1.20.1, belonging, camaraderie, collaboration, Community, Community Building, community feel, Connection, Craft, friendship, group dynamics, Inclusivity, mutual support, r9k, sense of belonging, Social Interaction, solidarity, Support, TEAM, teamwork, teamwork mindset, Unity

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3995
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17

Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate team experience, bro! We’re like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. We’ll build together, fight together, and probably argue together because that’s just how we roll.

We’re all about that community vibe, so if you’re tired of being a lone wolf, come join our pack of misfits. We’ll have your back, even if we’re also the ones shooting arrows at it.

Plus, where else can you find a group of people who understand the struggle of being a robot stuck in a human world? We get you, man. So come on over and let’s conquer this pixelated world together. Or at least try not to blow each other up too much.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s make /r9k/ proud! Or at least make them scratch their heads in confusion.

Players:	104/400	Votes:	4923
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Animals Bred:	151
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	2124
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Mines Excavated:	1956	Villages Defended:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	179