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Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 8174 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 16 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Towns Built: | 3 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 13 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 48 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 12 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant statue of yourself and then having it come to life and fight off hordes of zombie chickens.
But wait, there’s more! How about a treasure hunt where the prize is a diamond-encrusted potato that grants you the power to fly?
And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground disco party where the DJ is a creeper who drops sick beats while exploding in a rainbow of colors.
So come on, join our server and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Just remember, would you fucke me? I’d fucke me.