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EternalMC

Adventure, Automation, Challenges, Community, Crafting, crafting systems, EternalMC, Exploration, Features, Feedback, Magic, Modded, Mods, Newbies, Players, progress, Quests, Suggestions, Tech, Updates, Veterans

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6883
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19

Eternal Minecraft Server

Welcome to Eternal – A Brand New Java Minecraft Server! Are you looking for a fresh start with a welcoming, active community? Join us today!

About the Server:

Features	Description
Server Type	Java Minecraft
Modpack	All The Mods 9
Community	Friendly and welcoming

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Why choose Eternal?	– Brand new server with no long-time players to catch up to – Friendly community for both veterans and newbies – Open to suggestions for continuous improvement
What modpack is used?	All The Mods 9 with 400+ mods for a unique gameplay experience
What can I expect?	– Deep crafting systems and automated tech – Powerful magic to unlock – Mystical exploration challenges – Regular updates and new features
How can I join?	Join the Discord server: https://discord.gg/sWGKnEGp

Enchanted Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, Enchanted, Realm

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2254
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Yo, bro, this Minecraft server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire with a community of fellow gamers who are as crazy as a creeper on caffeine.

We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind and make you question reality.

And don’t even get me started on the epic events we host, like PvP battles on flying pigs or treasure hunts in the Nether.

So what are you waiting for, anon? Come join us and let’s create some pixelated chaos together!

BestieDrop Minecraft Server

aita, alcohol, Best Friend, BestieDrop, Boundaries, break up, Communication, Confrontation, consent, friendship, Girlfriend, Jealousy, Kissing, Minecraft, New Years party, relationships, Respect, Server, sexual remarks, touchy, Trust, Ultimatum

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2809
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12	Endless Legions Commanded:	44

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the drama goes down! Join us for a wild ride filled with scandalous love triangles, drunken parties, and unexpected betrayals.

Picture this: you’re mining away in the depths of the world when suddenly, two players start fighting over a virtual love affair gone wrong. Who will come out on top? Will friendships be destroyed over pixelated romance? Only on our server will you find out!

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event where players can reenact the infamous New Year’s party incident. Get ready to roleplay as Jill, Sarah, or the poor boyfriend caught in the middle. Will you make the right choices and avoid a Minecraft breakup?

So why wait? Join our server now for a one-of-a-kind experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

LeaseBreakerCraft

backing out, budget-friendly, Communication, contract, dishonesty, Fairness, financial risk, housing lease, housing market, INTERNSHIP, joint liability, last minute, LeaseBreakerCraft, rent negotiation, rental application, roommates, STUDENT, sublet, Toronto, undergrad degree, University of Toronto

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	157
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	929	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Are you tired of boring old roommate situations where people actually communicate and are upfront about rent? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where the rent is negotiable, the roommates are shady, and the bed frames are optional!

Picture this: you log on to our server and are greeted by three roommates who claim to be friendly and cool. They promise a budget-friendly living situation, but little do you know, they are actually scheming to make you pay more than your fair share of the rent. With hidden fees and lack of communication, you’ll never know what surprises await you in this virtual living arrangement.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of uncertainty as you navigate through joint liability contracts and unclear rental agreements. Will you end up paying $1300 for a tiny room with no bed frame? Will your roommates conveniently forget to mention important details until the last minute? The possibilities are endless on our Minecraft server!

So why wait? Join now for a chance to experience the ultimate virtual roommate drama. Who needs reality TV when you can live it out in Minecraft? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to question your life choices and wonder if you’re the AITA in this crazy virtual world.

AssassinateAssadCraft

AssassinateAssadCraft, assassination attempt, assassination plot, Bashar al-Assad, Conflict, diplomatic relations, eventful days, government officials, high alert, international news, MIDDLE EAST, Moscow, news headlines, political turmoil, Political unrest, russia, security breach, security measures, Terrorism, world events, world leaders

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4722
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Void Armor Forged:	19
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier events than an assassination attempt on Bashar al-Assad in Moscow!

we got exploding chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot.

if you join now, you might even get to ride a dragon into battle against a horde of evil villagers.

trust us, you won’t find a server more wild and wacky than this one. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and let’s make some memories together!

Revive & Reproduce: The Phoenix Catastrophe

apocalyptic prophecy, catastrophe, danger, Extinction, FANTASY, Fire, Firebirds, immortal, immortal birds, legendary creatures, magical beings, mythical birds, mythical creatures, Mythology, natural predators, phoenix, Phoenixes, reproduce, resurrection, Revive, Supernatural, zoological catastrophe

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3090
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	74
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

so, like, on this server, you can, like, be a phoenix and revive and reproduce and stuff. it’s, like, totally crazy, man. imagine being a majestic bird that can come back to life and make more of yourself. and, get this, there’s, like, no predators to stop you. it’s a total zoo disaster waiting to happen. join now and be part of the chaos, dude!

Micro Algae Magic

Algae, aquatic ecosystem, bioremediation, ecological balance, ecological restoration, environmental conservation, environmental remediation, green algae, green technology, Magic, marine life protection, marine pollution, MICRO, microalgae, microorganism, microplastic degradation, microplastic removal, plastic waste management, pollution control, Sustainable development, sustainable solution, water pollution control, water quality improvement

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	498
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Towns Built:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Crops Grown:	4629
Magic Crystals Found:	19	New Chunks Explored:	278851

lol join our epic minecraft server where we use MICROALGAE to DESTROY microplastics in the water!!! it’s like a tiny army of algae warriors fighting against pollution and saving the environment, one block at a time. come join us and be a part of this epic battle against plastic waste! plus, our server has the best underwater adventures and secret algae hideouts for you to explore. so what are you waiting for? join now and be a hero for the environment in the most epic and hilarious way possible!

Ancient Synagogue Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Ancient, early modern Judaism, Jewish architecture, Jewish art, Jewish artifacts, Jewish beliefs, Jewish community, Jewish culture, Jewish customs, Jewish heritage, Jewish history, Jewish identity, Jewish life, Jewish religion, Jewish rituals, Jewish society, jewish traditions, judaism, Quest, religious practices, synagogue, Torah

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6971
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	39	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Mines Excavated:	3232
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual museum of early modern Judaism but with a twist! We got pixelated rabbis dropping sick beats and Torah scrolls that shoot lasers! It’s like stepping into a time machine, but instead of history, you’re surrounded by memes and diamond armor. Trust me, once you see Moses riding a pig through the Red Sea, you’ll never want to leave. So grab your pickaxe and yarmulke, and come join the chaos!

BlockyDNA Minecraft Server

anger, BETRAYAL, biological father, BlockyDNA, Confrontation, dna test, family, Fatherhood, home, Honesty, hurt, Marriage, Minecraft, newborn, parenting, paternity test, relationships, Secrets, Server, sole breadwinner, Trust, Ultimatum, Wife

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3867
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Void Gems Collected:	28
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper”. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this player’s relationship!

Picture this: a whirlwind romance, a surprise pregnancy, and a marriage ultimatum all within a matter of weeks. But wait, there’s more! Accusations of infidelity, doubts about paternity, and a secret paternity test all happening behind the scenes. Will this player uncover the truth about their newborn’s parentage? Will they confront their spouse with the results? Only time will tell on our server!

But fear not, dear players, for amidst the chaos lies endless opportunities for adventure and fun. Build your dream home, explore vast landscapes, and maybe even uncover some secrets of your own. So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

WifeCraftAdventure

birthday celebration, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, emotional reactions, Exclusivity, f1 race, friendship, grandstand tickets, Honesty, Insecurity, long-term promises, Marriage, motorsports, relationships, sibling-like relationship, smoking cessation, trip planning, Trust, Understanding, WifeCraftAdventure

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5036
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Secret Passages Found:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	240	Wilderness Tamed:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for some juicy relationship drama that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Picture this: a 30-year-old Minecraft player makes a deal with his 29-year-old friend to quit smoking in exchange for tickets to her favorite F1 race. But wait, there’s a twist! His 30-year-old wife gets jealous and demands to be included in the trip. Will he choose his friend or his wife? Find out on our server!

Experience the thrill of virtual sibling-like relationships, awkward conversations, and passive-aggressive behavior all in one Minecraft world. And who knows, maybe you’ll even score some grandstand tickets to a virtual F1 race! Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decision-making.

Threaded Hispanic Haven 1.20.5

1.20.5, Asians, attention seeking, Behavior, Blacks, controversial topics, deflect attention, discrimination, Haven, Hispanic, Hispanics, inflammatory language, jeets, muslims, online forums, prejudice, racial tensions, racism, scapegoating, Seething, Social Issues, threaded, Threads, Whites

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4561
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Mythical Swords Crafted:	88
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through the twisted mind of a shizo crazy 4chan anon!

We got players making threads seething about every race under the sun, just to distract themselves from the real chaos happening in the game. It’s like a social experiment gone wrong, but in the best way possible!

Join us if you want to question reality, make mistakes, and regret everything you thought you knew about Minecraft servers. It’s a rollercoaster of madness, and you won’t want to get off!

ColdCraft Minecraft Server

adulting, Boundaries, coldcraft, Communication, Confrontation, emotional intelligence, emotional maturity, friendship, ghosting, Honesty, Jealousy, judgmental, lying.., Manipulation, Minecraft, personal boundaries, personal growth, possessiveness, self reflection, self-care, Server, toxic behavior, unhealthy relationships

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8802
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6402
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Animals Bred:	77
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are made and broken faster than you can say “creeper”. Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions as you navigate the treacherous waters of fake friends and backstabbing buddies.

Our server is filled with drama, intrigue, and betrayal – just like a soap opera, but with pixelated blocks. You’ll never know who to trust as you build, mine, and survive in this chaotic world.

Meet new people, make new enemies, and watch out for those who pretend to be your friend only to stab you in the back. It’s a wild ride that will keep you on your toes and questioning everyone’s motives.

So come join us on this crazy adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive the drama of our Minecraft server. Just remember, trust no one and always watch your back – you never know who might turn on you next!

DadDebtDilemma

bills, christmas gifts, communication breakdown, DadDebtDilemma, emotional manipulation, family dynamics, Filipino culture, financial responsibilities, Financial Stability, financial struggles, financial support, heartbroken, inflation, long distance family, monthly allowance, parental expectations, Resentment, sibling support, standing my ground, unappreciated

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9016
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Potions Brewed:	170	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

Are you tired of family drama and financial stress in real life? Come join our Minecraft server for a much-needed escape!

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about bills or demanding family members. No more chaotic group chats or ungrateful relatives – just peaceful mining and crafting.

Join now and leave all the drama behind! Build your own balikbayan boxes filled with virtual goodies and enjoy a stress-free virtual life. And don’t worry, we won’t ask for extra money for Christmas – in fact, we’ll give you virtual gifts instead!

Escape to our server, where the only chaos is caused by creepers and the only drama is deciding what color to dye your sheep. Say goodbye to real-life family issues and hello to a world of endless possibilities in Minecraft!

RegretKidnappingMe – Minecraft SMP

Kidnapped Regret Captors Resistance Strength Survival Courage Self-defense Escape Fight back Tough Resourceful Resilient Determined Unbreakable Fearless Fierce Fighter Protector Warrior, Minecraft, RegretKidnappingMe, smp

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1821
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5189
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	123
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit! We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, and we ride around on flying pigs while battling evil villagers. Plus, if you get kidnapped, our admin will swoop in on a dragon and rescue you with a sword made of pure awesomeness. Trust me, you do NOT want to miss out on this epic adventure! #JoinNow #BestSMPever #FlyingPigsFTW

CreeperCarnage: IdealDeathZn

CreeperCarnage, death contemplation, death fulfillment, death preferences, death reflection, death satisfaction, death scenario, death wishes, desired death, end of life, final moments, ideal death, ideal way to die, IdealDeathZn, mortality acceptance, peaceful departure, peaceful passing, perfect death, preferred death, preferred passing, ultimate death

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	542
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	298	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Magic Items Found:	8842	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only way to die is by falling off a cliff or getting attacked by a zombie? Well, look no further because on our server, we offer the most EPIC ways to meet your demise! Want to be squished by a giant flying pig? Done. How about being turned into a block of cheese by a mischievous wizard? We got you covered. Join our server for the ultimate death experience and see if you can survive the insanity!

Players:	104/600	Votes:	3625
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0