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Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 90/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Emeralds Found: 4567
Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Mines Excavated: 4822

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