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Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 5704 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 |
Secret Passages Found: | 7 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
Love Letters Sent: | 11 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
Zombie Dances: | 3 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 15 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on a roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks, swim in a pool of lava (don’t worry, we have fire-resistant armor for you), and even battle a dragon while riding a giant chicken!
But wait, there’s more! If you break a rule on our server, your punishment will be to wear a pumpkin on your head for an entire week while only speaking in pig Latin. And if you really mess up, you’ll have to build a statue of the server owner out of obsidian blocks…with a unibrow!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!