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Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 6933 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 13 |
Animals Bred: | 110 | Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 7 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 | Runes Activated: | 6 |
Secret Passages Found: | 7 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 38 |
Divine Spears Created: | 17 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 |
Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on a roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks, swim in a pool of lava (don’t worry, we have fire-resistant armor for you), and even battle a dragon while riding a giant chicken!
But wait, there’s more! If you break a rule on our server, your punishment will be to wear a pumpkin on your head for an entire week while only speaking in pig Latin. And if you really mess up, you’ll have to build a statue of the server owner out of obsidian blocks…with a unibrow!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!