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Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 8421 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 416 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 42 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 20 |
Mines Excavated: | 4735 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
Potions Brewed: | 66 | Orbs of Power Found: | 10 |
Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on a roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks, swim in a pool of lava (don’t worry, we have fire-resistant armor for you), and even battle a dragon while riding a giant chicken!
But wait, there’s more! If you break a rule on our server, your punishment will be to wear a pumpkin on your head for an entire week while only speaking in pig Latin. And if you really mess up, you’ll have to build a statue of the server owner out of obsidian blocks…with a unibrow!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!