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Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 5358 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 56 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 30 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 36 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 11 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 3 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on a roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks, swim in a pool of lava (don’t worry, we have fire-resistant armor for you), and even battle a dragon while riding a giant chicken!
But wait, there’s more! If you break a rule on our server, your punishment will be to wear a pumpkin on your head for an entire week while only speaking in pig Latin. And if you really mess up, you’ll have to build a statue of the server owner out of obsidian blocks…with a unibrow!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!