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Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 2034 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Emeralds Found: | 9368 | Divine Spears Created: | 15 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 553 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 12 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
Farms Harvested: | 112 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on a roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks, swim in a pool of lava (don’t worry, we have fire-resistant armor for you), and even battle a dragon while riding a giant chicken!
But wait, there’s more! If you break a rule on our server, your punishment will be to wear a pumpkin on your head for an entire week while only speaking in pig Latin. And if you really mess up, you’ll have to build a statue of the server owner out of obsidian blocks…with a unibrow!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!