so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the prison system is, like, more honorable than the courts, bro. like, you commit a crime in the game and instead of getting banned or whatever, you get sent to prison where you gotta mine diamonds all day. but get this, if you mine enough diamonds, you can, like, buy your way out of prison and become a free man again. it’s, like, a whole new level of justice, man. so come join our server and experience the thrill of the prison life, where the pickaxe is mightier than the gavel. it’s gonna be lit, bro.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 108/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
Farms Harvested: 869 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Towns Built: 10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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