Blocky Justice System

AutisticBrushlessCraft

autism, autistic cousin, AutisticBrushlessCraft, Behavior, birthday present, Boundaries, budgeting, Communication, Decision making, emotional response, Empathy, family conflict, family dynamics, forgiveness, Meltdown, parenting, Promises, relationships, special needs, toothbrush, Understanding

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of F22 and her toothbrush saga with James, the electric toothbrush enthusiast!

Experience the thrill of navigating through family dynamics and birthday present dilemmas as you explore our server. Will you choose the £80 electric toothbrush or settle for the £25 one like a true budget-savvy player? The choice is yours, but beware of the consequences – you might end up getting blocked by James himself!

With a community as lively as this, you’ll never run out of entertainment. So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey that’s more chaotic than a herd of sheep in a thunderstorm!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7879	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

DebateMaster420 – Minecraft SMP

absurd arguments, absurd debates, Argument, DebateMaster420, dumb debate, funny arguments, funny debates, Minecraft, nonsensical arguments, nonsensical debates, pointless arguments, pointless debates, ridiculous arguments, ridiculous debates, senseless arguments, senseless debates, silly arguments, silly debates, smp, stupid arguments, stupid debates, trivial arguments, trivial debates

Are you tired of arguing over whether pineapples belong on pizza or not? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and argue about something even more ridiculous like whether creepers are actually misunderstood creatures just trying to give you a hug! Our server is full of wacky debates and crazy discussions that will have you laughing for hours on end. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we dress up as chickens and dance to disco music every Saturday night. Trust us, you won’t find a more absurd and entertaining Minecraft SMP out there!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Magic Items Found:	5410	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

PixelatedLoveFlaws

acceptance, Affection, attraction, beauty, characteristics, charming, Differences, endearing, Features, flaws, imperfections, Individuality, love, partners appearance, physical traits, PixelatedLoveFlaws, Preferences, QUIRKS, relationship, Special, Unique

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further because on our server, we celebrate all the unique flaws in our players’ appearances! From wonky eyes to crooked noses, we love it all!

Join us for a hilarious and wacky adventure where imperfections are not only accepted but encouraged. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with that one player whose pixelated face is just a little bit off. So come on down and show off your quirks on our server – because here, beauty is in the eye of the beholder…even if that eye is a little wonky!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

RocketVillage Minecraft Server

compensation, Conflict, Covert, danger, hezbollah, Homes, illegal, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, military presence, Militia, Minecraft, payment, Rent, Risk, Rockets, RocketVillage, SECURITY, Server, Storage, Terrorism, village residents, weapons

Yo, you wanna join our epic Minecraft server? Well let me tell ya, this server is so lit that even Hezbollah wants in on the action! They pay the villagers rent to store their rockets in their homes, like what even is that?! Imagine blowing up creepers with actual rockets, it’s like fireworks but on steroids! So come join us and be part of the most explosive Minecraft server out there, trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

RedLineRuckusMC

Allies, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Danish PM, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, Military Action, military intervention, nato, peace negotiations, political strategy, Red Lines, RedLineRuckusMC, russia, strike, Ukraine

so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? like, we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. like, we got flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, and unicorns that poop rainbows.

oh, and get this, our server is actually run by a secret society of ninja turtles who are trying to take over the world with their pizza-loving ways. but don’t worry, they’re totally chill and will hook you up with all the diamonds you could ever need.

plus, we have this epic battle arena where you can fight to the death with other players using nothing but enchanted potatoes. it’s like the hunger games, but way more ridiculous.

so, like, forget about those other boring servers with their lame red lines and rules. come join us and let ukraine strike russia or whatever. it’s gonna be a blast, dude.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

blocky, corrections, Courts, crime, criminal justice, Due Process, Ethics, Fairness, Honor, incarceration, judicial system, Justice, law enforcement, Legal System, morality, prison system, punishment, recidivism, Rehabilitation, rehabilitation programs, societal norms, System

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the prison system is, like, more honorable than the courts, bro. like, you commit a crime in the game and instead of getting banned or whatever, you get sent to prison where you gotta mine diamonds all day. but get this, if you mine enough diamonds, you can, like, buy your way out of prison and become a free man again. it’s, like, a whole new level of justice, man. so come join our server and experience the thrill of the prison life, where the pickaxe is mightier than the gavel. it’s gonna be lit, bro.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Green Deal Carbon Chaos

#sustainability, 2050, Agreement, carbon, carbon emissions, carbon neutral, Chaos, climate change, Deal, Decrease, double, Environmental, EU, Europe, Global, Green Deal, Green.., Impact, INCREASE, outside EU, policy, regulations, SAVED, study

Yo, come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we be aimin’ to be carbon-neutral by 2050! We got dem green deals goin’ on like nobody’s business, tryna save da planet and all dat jazz. But get dis, we also causin’ double da amount of carbon emissions outside da EU! It’s like we tryna save da world but messin’ it up at da same time, ain’t dat some twisted logic for ya? So if you wanna be part of dis wacky rollercoaster ride of environmental chaos, join us now! Who knows what kinda crazy shenanigans we’ll get into next, amirite? Let’s save da world by destroyin’ it, one block at a time!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Mines Excavated:	4265
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Crafty Spic Count Minecraft Server

America, census, controversy, Count, Crafty, data, debate, demographics, ethnicity, Government, immigration, lying.., Minecraft, Misinformation, number, Politics, Population, racism, Server, society, spic, spics, statistics, Truth

Are you tired of the government hiding the truth about the spics in America? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we have uncovered the REAL number of spics roaming around! Our server is filled with secret underground tunnels where you can uncover the truth for yourself. Plus, our spic population is so high, you’ll never run out of things to explore and discover. Join now and be part of the spic conspiracy!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Pity Party Minecraft SMP

afd, CONSERVATIVE, Democracy, discrimination, election, Empathy, far right, gender, german women, germany, influence, leadership, Minecraft, nationalism, Party, PITY, Politics, populism, power, smp, society, Thuringia, Vote

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to see German women taking pity on players and voting for the AfD party in Thuringia… wait, what? Yeah, that’s right, our server is so wild that even in-game politics get mixed up with real-world events!

But that’s not all, we also have legendary tales of players taming Ender Dragons with nothing but a carrot on a stick, and building giant statues of creepers that come to life at night and terrorize the server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as a herd of wild pigs in a minefield, then come join us and see what all the chaos is about!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Runes Activated:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

NightOwl Minecraft Server

#nightowl, AITAH, big deal, busy lives, city, close friends, dinner plans, driving three hours, hotel booking, in-town, location share, Mentioning, Minecraft, night, not telling a friend, online date, Phone, Server, Shocked, soon, spending time, traveling for work, vacation planned

Are you tired of friends who expect you to drop everything and hang out with them every time you’re in town? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! We promise not to guilt trip you for having a life outside of the game.

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly your friend sees your location on the server map and starts freaking out because you didn’t tell them you were online. Sound familiar? Not on our server! We encourage independence and respect your gaming schedule.

Plus, we have epic events planned for next month that will make your real-life vacations pale in comparison. Who needs friends when you have a virtual world full of adventure and excitement? Join us now and leave the drama behind!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9295	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Alien Abductions:	0

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

StepSisPlaySupport

blended family, family bonding, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family love, family loyalty, family obligations., family responsibilities, Family Support, family unity, Family Values, favoritism, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, step-sibling relationships, stepfamily, StepSisPlaySupport, stepsister, teenage relationships

Looking for a Minecraft server that values family unity and sibling support? Look no further than our server, where we encourage players to show love and support to all their siblings, whether they’re bio or step!

Join us for epic adventures and crazy builds, where you can prove to your virtual siblings that you’re there for them no matter what. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new favorite sibling to show off your building skills to!

So come on, join us and show that you’re not just a block builder, but also a family supporter extraordinaire! And remember, on our server, all siblings are equally important, no favoritism allowed!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Ores Mined:	4217
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	8325	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

NoOffensePlz Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Beliefs, controversial, criticism, Cultural differences, Diversity, Individuality, judgment, Minecraft, misunderstood, nonconformity, NoOffensePlz, offensive, Open-mindedness, Perception, Perspectives, smp, social constructs, societal norms, Stereotypes, taboo, tolerance, VALUES

Are you tired of being judged for your unconventional love of pineapple on pizza? Do you find yourself perplexed by society’s aversion to wearing socks with sandals? Look no further, because on our Minecraft SMP, we celebrate all things wacky and weird! Join us and let your freak flag fly high as we build a world where pineapple pizza is the norm and socks with sandals are the height of fashion. Embrace your inner oddball and join us for a wild ride of creativity and chaos!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Farms Harvested:	269
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	311	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

PixelPleasureCraft 🤪🔥👾

#exciting, adventurous, Communication, Connection, Creative, description, EMOJIS, expressive, FANTASY, fulfillment, Fun, INTIMATE, love, passionate, PixelPleasureCraft, playful, Pleasure, Romantic, satisfaction, satisfying, sex life

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride for your virtual adventures! Join us if you want to experience a sex life in emojis – from the eggplant to the peach, we’ve got it all! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are blushing! So come on over and let’s emoji-fy your Minecraft experience like never before!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Potions Brewed:	121	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Villages Defended:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Ores Mined:	3427

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

BorderBreakers Minecraft Server

95th Brigade, border crossing, Border dispute, BorderBreakers, Breakthrough, Claim, Conflict, defense forces, diplomatic crisis, eastern europe, geopolitical tension, international law, military confrontation, military operation, Minecraft, Russian border, security breach, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial integrity, Ukraine-Russia relations, Ukrainian forces, VIOLATION

lol, you wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got Ukrainian forces breaking through russian borders like it’s nobody’s business. 95th brigade be claimin’ all the land and you can join in on the action. build your base, fight off the invaders, and maybe even start your own war. who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next on this server. join now and be part of the chaos!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

CraftyPutin2021

Conflict Resolution, CraftyPutin2021, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, International cooperation, international relations, Macron, military intervention, peace negotiations, political rhetoric, putin, reconsidered, Relations with Russia, sanctions, war in Ukraine, Western Allies

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin’ in this Minecraft server, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly, BOOM, you’re transported to a whole new world where you gotta navigate crazy challenges and alliances with Russia. Macron is there, being all like “we gotta reconsider our relations with Russia after that war in Ukraine, bro.” And you’re just like, “wait, what? I just wanted to play Minecraft, not get involved in international politics!” But hey, that’s just how we roll on this server, always keeping you on your toes with unexpected twists and turns. So come join us and see where the adventure takes you! Plus, we have free pizza every Friday night. Who can say no to that?

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Dragon Eggs Found:	959	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8