join our epic minecraft server cuz we got diamond blocks growin on trees and creepers that do the macarena when they explode. we got villagers that tell dad jokes and cows that drop chocolate milk.

our pvp arena is so intense, even the ender dragon is scared to enter. we have a secret underground base where you can ride on pigs wearing sunglasses.

if you join our server, you’ll never have to worry about boring builds or lame players. we have a roller coaster that goes through the nether and a pet zombie that can breakdance.

come join us and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and hilarious minecraft server you’ve ever seen. who needs the real world when you can have this much fun in a virtual one?

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 101/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected: 10 Star Shards Collected: 185
Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
Magic Crystals Found: 7 Ores Mined: 1609
Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 46 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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