join our epic minecraft server cuz we got diamond blocks growin on trees and creepers that do the macarena when they explode. we got villagers that tell dad jokes and cows that drop chocolate milk.

our pvp arena is so intense, even the ender dragon is scared to enter. we have a secret underground base where you can ride on pigs wearing sunglasses.

if you join our server, you’ll never have to worry about boring builds or lame players. we have a roller coaster that goes through the nether and a pet zombie that can breakdance.

come join us and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and hilarious minecraft server you’ve ever seen. who needs the real world when you can have this much fun in a virtual one?

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 99/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5
Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2
Cursed Lands Purified: 6 Astral Projections Made: 1
Divine Relics Bestowed: 11 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
Fairy Circles Danced In: 7 Alien Abductions: 1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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