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Standards Are Overrated Minecraft SMP

Communication, compatibility, compromise, emotional connection, Expectations, Intimacy, lower standards, mental health, Minecraft, Overrated, personal boundaries, relationship, self esteem, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, sexual attraction, sexual dysfunction, sexual performance, sexual satisfaction, smp, Standards, Trust, Vulnerability

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing harder than our diamonds is getting through a relationship without some serious drama! Join us if you’re looking for a server where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon and the friendships are as rocky as a cobblestone wall.

Our server is like a soap opera set in the world of blocks and creepers. We’ve got love triangles, betrayals, and alliances that shift faster than a redstone clock. Who needs reality TV when you can log on and witness the chaos firsthand?

But don’t worry, it’s not all drama and chaos. We’ve also got epic builds that will make your jaw drop faster than a creeper explosion. From towering castles to intricate redstone contraptions, our players are constantly pushing the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a community that’s as wild and unpredictable as a pack of Endermen on a rampage? Plus, who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate among all the chaos. Just remember, on our server, the only thing harder than finding true love is surviving a creeper attack.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Bolt Network

Adventure, Creative, Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Minigames, multiplayer, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Bolt Network is the ultimate Minecraft server for Earth Lifesteal enthusiasts! Whether you’re a seasoned PvP player or looking for a new challenge, our server is the perfect place for you.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Bees multiplayer

Account.., AREA, Discord, Fallout, Friendly, Goal, Griefing, HACKING, Lgbt, Loot, MEMBERSHIP, Players, Raiding, Server, Spawn, Survival, Themed, Vanilla, Whitelist, Whitelisted, Xray

18+ whitelisted vanilla survival server, fallout themed spawn area with loot to get started. – no griefing – no raiding – no hacking (including xray) – LGBT friendly must link discord account to join whitelist https://discord.gg/FCHcaeR93R Membership goal of 100 players <3

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	97
Emeralds Found:	8031	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

The Mixtape Minecraft Server

Brainstorming, collaboration, collaboration challenges, collaboration failure, collaboration mistakes, collaboration strategies, collaboration success, Communication, creative process, Decision making, Diversity, gender balance, group dynamics, group work, Minecraft, Mixtape, NijiEN, project management, Server, team composition, team dynamics, team performance, teamwork

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama or chaos? Look no further than our server, where we have a collab of 8 guys and 3 girls that will leave you questioning their sanity! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns as we navigate through the chaos of trying to work together in Minecraft. Who knows what kind of madness will ensue next? Join now for a one-of-a-kind experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

NonJewishGF in Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Cultural differences, cultural expectations, culture clash, disapproval, family dynamics, feminism, Girlfriend, interfaith, Jewish, Liberalism, Marriage, marriage expectations, Minecraft, NonJewishGF, parents, relationships, Religion, smp, societal norms, tradition, VALUES, yenta

Are you tired of your parents trying to control your love life? Do you want to escape the clutches of your yenta mother and find a girlfriend who shares your love for Minecraft? Look no further than our wacky SMP server!

Join us for a wild ride where you can build your dream world, make new friends, and maybe even find a girlfriend who isn’t Jewish (gasp!). Our server is a safe haven for all players, no matter their background or beliefs. Plus, who knows, you might even find a Jewish girl who is a pro at building epic structures and battling mobs.

So come on down to our crazy SMP server and let your creativity run wild. Who needs parental approval when you have a whole community of fellow players who have your back? Join now and let the fun begin!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Aquatic Realms

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvE, Survival

We are Aquatic Realms, a PvE Survival, LifeSteal, Hardcore, and Economy based server with each game mode being a different world inside our server. We are committed to allowing players to have fun playing the survival gamemode they enjoy the most, along with more minigames such as Bedwars, Towny, Skywars, and Skyblock coming very soon. We allow cross-platform play between Java and Bedrock Edition players, so that everyone is allowed to have fun playing on our server.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Friendshipsmp

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Discord, Friendshipsmp, INFORMATION, LifeSteal, PvP, Ranks, Survival

Hello and welcome to Friendshipsmp! WHAT WE GOT: Lifesteal, Bedwars (Maintence), PvP (Maintence) please join the discord Server for further Information and ranks

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	15	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Spooky Waifu Paradise Minecraft Server

anime waifus, COSPLAY, Halloween, Halloween celebration, halloween costumes, Halloween fun, halloween party, halloween spirit, Halloween traditions, Halloween waifus, Minecraft, Paradise, Server, spooky, spooky anime, spooky characters, spooky fandom, spooky girls, Spooky season, spooky vibes, spooky waifu art, Trick or Treat, waifu, waifus

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the spookiest place to be this Halloween! Join us and post your spooky waifus for all to see. From ghostly ghouls to creepy creatures, we’ve got it all!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a Minecraft player who got lost in the Nether and never found their way back. They say if you listen closely, you can hear their cries for help echoing through the server. So come join us if you dare, and see if you can communicate with the spirits of Minecraft past!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures and deadly traps. Only the bravest of players will be able to navigate their way through and claim the ultimate prize. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the spooky shenanigans begin!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Potions Brewed:	26	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Gigi’s Minecraft SMP Murin Madness

#youtube, ABOVE BELOW, Arts, Back to School Voice Pack, biboo, birthday merch, ceci, collab, debut, Extreme Love Voice Pack, face your fears, Gigi Murin, Gigis, Halloween Villains Voice Pack, Hashtags, Haunted VR Investigation, Hitomania Cover, Igaku Cover, Kaela, Latest Schedule, Live, LiveVisage, Lore Video, madness, merch, Minecraft, Murin, OP Template, Panicore, recent streams, Secret Island Summer Prequel Voice Pack, Shared Controls, smp, songs, Stream, Teaser, Teen Wolf Watchalong, twitter, UpcomingJustice

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you face your fears? Join our server where you can live visage with Ceci (and share controls, because why not?). We also have upcoming Justice’s Haunted VR Investigation, where you might just pee your pants in fear. Our latest schedule is so jam-packed with insanity, you won’t know what hit you.

But wait, there’s more! We have voice packs that will make you question reality, like the Four Types of Extreme Love Voice Pack, Back to School Voice Pack (because who doesn’t want to relive those traumatic school days), Secret Island Summer Prequel Voice Pack (what secrets will you uncover?), and Halloween Villains Voice Pack (spooky, scary, and downright ridiculous).

Join us for recent streams like Teen Wolf Watchalong (Grembership required, whatever that means) and Panicore with Ceci, Biboo, and Kaela (who knows what chaos will ensue). And don’t miss out on our epic covers and debut lore video that will blow your mind.

Follow us on YouTube, Xitter, and check out our merch (birthday merch included because we celebrate in style). Use hashtags like #rkggk for artsy stuff and #LFGIGI for live events. Our server is so lit, it’ll make your head spin. Join now before it’s too late!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8313

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Sengonul Lifesteal SMP

account security, city building, Daily Rewards, Discord integration, Economy, faction server, Land claiming, LifeSteal, Market establishment, minecraft community, MMO Server, multiplayer server, player killing, Player teleportation, proximity chat, PvP, pvp server, Relationship Building, Role-playing server, Survival, survival server, Teams, Trading

– You will be able to claim your own lands and establish your own city. – You will take the heart of every player you kill, and lose one of your hearts every time you die. – You will be able to establish your own markets and trade. – You will be able to establish your own team and establish relationships with other teams. – You can easily teleport to your friends with Tpa. – You will be able to speak out loud in the game. (proximity chat) – You will be able to earn Daily Rewards. MOREOVER – We secure your account with a login password. – Do not forget to integrate your Discord account, otherwise you will not be able to enter the server.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Mine Kinkin

Community, Listening, Mine Kinkin, Minecraft, RoiKinkin, Server, Survival, twitch, Vanilla

RoiKinkin community Minecraft server!

Server survival!! Come join, and follow roikinkin on twitch! Committed to listening!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

270towin, Blue wave, Campaign, Democracy, Dems, election, electoral college, Fortifying, Minecraft, no tossups, outcome, Pa, PALS, Pennsylvania, PIXEL, political tactics, Politics, polling, redistricting, Server, strategy, swing states, Voting, voting rights

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life, where we have flipped Pennsylvania upside down and the Democrats are planning on “fortifying” it like never before. Who knew politics could be so wild in the world of Minecraft?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and even a dragon that breathes rainbow fire. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn that poops diamonds. Yes, you heard that right, diamonds!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Ores Mined:	2703
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Konami Thread Minecraft SMP

bomberman, Castlevania, contra, Gaming, Ip:, Konami, long tail tags, metal gear solid, Minecraft, New game, Pro Evolution Soccer, Silent Hill, smp, Thread, video games, Yu-Gi-Oh!

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all your wacky Minecraft adventures! Join us and experience the thrill of fighting off a horde of zombie chickens, or try your luck at taming a wild llama with a top hat and monocle.

Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. Rumor has it that if you join, you’ll be granted the power to ride a giant flying pig into battle against a hoard of evil villagers. Plus, our server has a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a legend in the world of Minecraft! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

PixelPals Minecraft Server

All Saints’ Wake, Balmung, Blue Velvet, Dawntrail General, Dynamis, fall guys, final fantasy xiv, Friendless Loser Meet, GARO Final Episode, Halloween theme, Lavender Beds, Letter from the Producer LIVE, materia, MEETUPS, Minecraft, mist, Moogle Treasure Trove, Movie, PixelPals, Primal Mist, Rafflesia, ravana, Residential Radius, Seraph, Server, Solution Nine, Tokusatsu Watch Party, Twin Peaks, Ultima Thule, Ultros, Wolf’s Den Pier

Are you tired of boring meetups on Balmung? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be! Join us for outrageous events like the Ender Dragon Disco Party, where we dance the night away while battling the dragon. Or how about the Creeper Carnival, where we ride explosive rides and play explosive games (don’t worry, no one gets hurt… usually).

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base where we host movie nights featuring only the finest Minecraft machinimas. And if you’re feeling adventurous, join our quest to find the legendary diamond sword hidden deep within the Nether realm.

So ditch the boring meetups on Balmung and join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time! Who needs Final Fantasy XIV when you can have all the fun in the blocky world of Minecraft?

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

PixelatedPals Minecraft SMP

comma separated, Generate, list, long tail, Minecraft, PixelatedPals, response, smp, tags, up to 20, your response

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where players ride pigs into battle, build houses out of giant mushrooms, and have epic dance parties with creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken nugget eating contest, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So why wait? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and embark on a journey filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Just be sure to watch out for the flying llamas and exploding sheep – they’re known to cause quite the ruckus!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2