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Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 6282 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 27 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
Villages Defended: | 7 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
Ores Mined: | 4054 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 358 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 9 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 13 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on a giant matzo ball floating in the sky, and if you can find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical gefilte fish. Plus, every full moon, a horde of zombie rabbis come out to play and challenge players to epic dance-offs for sweet loot.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of schmaltz. Trust us, you won’t regret it!