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| Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 560 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 | Void Armor Forged: | 29 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 19 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 2200 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 15 |
| Dimension Hops: | 7 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
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