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Car Site Open Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for something a little more… adventurous? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why, you ask? Because we have a Kia exploit that allows you to open a car just by clicking a link! That’s right, forget about mining for diamonds, now you can mine for cars! Join us on this wild ride as we navigate through the dark web to find the rarest and most valuable vehicles in the game. So what are you waiting for? Hop in your virtual Kia and come join the fun!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	246
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Buildings Constructed:	12
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of your parents trying to control every aspect of your life, even your wedding day? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your dream wedding venue without any interference!

On our server, you can create the most extravagant wedding ceremony you can imagine, from a diamond-studded altar to a cake made entirely of gold blocks. And the best part? Your parents are banned from entering the server, so you can finally have the freedom to plan your special day without any unwanted opinions.

Join now and show your family who’s boss by creating the most epic wedding celebration in Minecraft history! Don’t let anyone rain on your pixelated parade, it’s time to say “I do” to our server and “I don’t” to meddling parents.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2542	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Epic Quests Completed:	29	New Chunks Explored:	709187
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

SisKiddoBullyDramaCraft

Accommodation, Boundaries, bullying, Communication, Conflict, consequences, Divorce, Driving, emotional, family, Favor, Harmony, Kids, parenting, relationships, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, School, Siblings, SisKiddoBullyDramaCraft, Support

Are you tired of dealing with unruly kids ruining your Minecraft projects? Join our server for a drama-free gaming experience! We promise no one will draw all over your creations or call you names (unless it’s in good fun, of course). Say goodbye to sibling rivalry and hello to a supportive online community where everyone gets along like one big happy family. Plus, we offer virtual carpool services for those in need of transportation to school (just kidding, but wouldn’t that be cool?). So come on over and leave the real-world drama behind – you won’t regret it!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	387
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Farms Harvested:	514

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

CringeCraft SMP: TeenageFails

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to embrace your inner cringe!

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous builds, chaotic events, and a community of players who are not afraid to let their cringy flags fly high. From recreating iconic meme moments in Minecraft form to hosting cringe-worthy talent shows where players showcase their most embarrassing talents, there is never a dull moment on our server.

But the real reason you should join? Our server’s founder once accidentally built a giant statue of their crush in-game, only to have it haunted by a ghostly figure that whispered cringy pick-up lines to anyone who dared to approach it. Legend has it that the statue still stands to this day, a reminder of the cringe that lurks within us all.

So, if you’re ready to embrace your inner cringe and join a community that celebrates the absurd, then come on down to our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to leave your dignity at the door!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7478
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8461

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

CreeperLoveCraft

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Are you tired of your sex life feeling like a solo game of Minesweeper? Join our Minecraft server and level up your love life! Our virtual world is filled with sexy villagers just waiting to trade with you…if you catch our drift. Explore our pixelated paradise and find hidden chests filled with naughty surprises. Who needs a partner when you have a diamond sword to keep you company? So ditch the real world and come play with us, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the Ender Dragon).

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

LebCraft Minecraft Server

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Yo, so like, if you wanna join a lit Minecraft server, come to our place cuz we got crazier explosions than Israel hitting Beirut, yo! Our server is so wild, it’s like a war zone but with creepers and zombies instead of actual bombs. Plus, we straight up rejected any boring ceasefire plans cuz we’re all about that chaos and destruction, fam. Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of constant mayhem and non-stop action. Let’s blow stuff up together, yo!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

UkraineCraft: Biden’s Billions

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have more surprises than biden giving $8 billion in military aid to ukraine! we got creepers that explode with confetti instead of blowing up your house, we got villagers that trade diamonds for dirt because they’re just that crazy. our server is so lit, even herobrine wants to join in on the fun. come build your dream castle or create a roller coaster that goes through the nether and back. trust me, you won’t find a server like ours anywhere else. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Void Armor Forged:	21
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Void Gems Collected:	20

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Alzheimers Drug Craze: Deaths, Data, & Conflicts!

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so, like, this server is like the ultimate cure for your boring Minecraft life, dude. it’s like a new drug for Alzheimer’s but for your gaming brain, ya know? there’s so much excitement, you won’t even remember what boredom feels like.

even though there’s some excess deaths (RIP to those pixels), missing safety data (who needs safety when you’re building epic structures?), and questionable efficacy (who cares as long as it’s fun), this server is the place to be, man.

and get this, the “independent” advisory panel is totally not biased at all. like, they’re so independent that they’re probably not even real people. but who cares about conflicts of interest when you’re mining diamonds and battling creepers, right?

so come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server. it’s like a rollercoaster for your brain, but with more explosions and less nausea. you won’t regret it, unless you do, but who cares? YOLO, amirite?

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Crops Grown:	5598	Dragons Tamed:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8218
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Emeralds Found:	9901	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

LANtErNcRaFt: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets PVE for Cross-Play Shenanigans!

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Welcome to Lanterncraft
We are a new Semi-Vanilla SMP server offering various activities and plugins such as a resource world, player controlled economy, quests, land claiming, custom dungeons, and crossplay for Bedrock players.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Do you have a detailed questline?	Yes, we offer multiple questlines with great rewards.
What measures do you have against griefers?	Players can claim their land to prevent griefing. Our staff team is also quick to assist in case of any damages.
Do you keep inventory on death?	Yes, we have enabled keeping inventory so players do not lose their gear upon death.
Do you have custom dungeons?	Yes, we have custom dungeons with unique loot tables for players to explore.
Is the server crossplay compatible for Bedrock players?	Yes, Bedrock players can join the server and play with Java players.
How can I join the server?	You can join via the Java IP: play.lanterncraft.net or the Bedrock IP & Port: play.lanterncraft.net:25586
Is there a Discord server for communication?	Yes, you can join our Discord server at discord.gg/TMCXNu7zgy

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Animals Bred:	140
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Loser Incels Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of the real world? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you hardworking, smart, and talented individuals to come together and build epic creations without any distractions.

Join us and leave behind the world of handouts and laziness, where equality is a foreign concept. Here, you can show off your impressive skills and achievements without being overshadowed by those who project their faults onto others.

So why wait? Join our server now and start building your own greatness, because let’s face it, women just can’t compete with the awesomeness that awaits you here!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

The Secret Society of Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where the creepers have learned how to breakdance and the villagers have formed a secret underground rave club.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a legendary chicken that lays golden eggs, but only on Tuesdays. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon.

So why wait? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it! 🐔💃🕺🐉

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

NoBoyfriendMinecraftServer

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have strict rules for guests just like the OP’s roommate! But don’t worry, we won’t ask you to let your roommate’s boyfriend move in for 10 days.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without worrying about unwanted guests overstaying their welcome. Our server is drama-free, unlike the OP’s situation with her roommate.

So come on over and let your creativity run wild, because on our server, you never have to question whether or not it’s okay to say no to someone crashing at your place for an extended period of time. Let’s build and have fun together, without the cold shoulders or awkward confrontations.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Farms Harvested:	276	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Ozempic-FreeZone

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can settle your real-life disputes in a virtual world! Join us for epic battles between friends, like the showdown between me (23F) and my friend Hannah (23F).

Picture this: I, a short and skinny warrior, face off against Hannah, a towering giant who has recently discovered the wonders of Ozempic. She challenges me to join her in this weight loss journey, but I, being already slender and wise, politely decline. Little did I know, my refusal would lead to a virtual feud of epic proportions!

Will you join our server and choose a side? Will you fight for the right to refuse weight loss challenges, or will you embrace the power of Ozempic and grow stronger? The choice is yours, but remember, on this server, anything can happen – even a battle over a casual dinner conversation. Join now for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Buildings Constructed:	50
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

AppAddictMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to be part of a community where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up the spawn…again). Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to join!

We have daily events like “TNT Parkour” where you have to jump from exploding block to exploding block to reach the finish line. And don’t even get us started on our “Pig Racing” competition – those pigs are faster than lightning!

So, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time, then come on down to our server. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a diamond sword – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

BlockBuster10/10

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Are you ready to embark on the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life? Join our server and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Our server is so amazing that even Hollywood directors are lining up to film their next blockbuster movie here. Rumor has it that Steven Spielberg himself was so blown away by our server that he decided to make a movie about a group of players trying to defeat the Ender Dragon while riding on llamas.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with skeletons and zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community in the world. Who needs Hollywood when you have us?

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Dimension Hops:	13
Love Letters Sent:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Potions Brewed:	100	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Dragon Scales Harvested:	354	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3