Blocky HR Fun Land | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2702
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Magic Items Found:	4498
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

New Minecraft Servers

So, like, listen up gamers! if u wanna join the most EPIC minecraft server in the whole universe, then u gotta come to our server! we got more diamonds than a rich grandma’s jewelry box and more creepers than a Justin Bieber concert!

Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We have the most OP weapons and armor, like, seriously, you’ll be slaying mobs left and right like a boss.

And don’t even get me started on our community events. We have epic build battles where you can show off your mad building skills and win some sick prizes. Plus, we have the craziest parkour courses that will test your skills and patience (in a good way, of course).

So, why should u join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and mystery. Rumor has it that there’s a portal to the Nether hidden somewhere in there. And if you’re lucky enough to find it, well, let’s just say things might get a little…hot.

So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry mobs). Join us now and become a part of the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

Echoing Realms 1.21

argue, argumentation, assertion, BELIEF, Benis, Contention, controversy, Conversation, debate, disagreement, discussion, Dispute, Echoing, fact, Listen, opinion, perspective, point of view, Realms, Statement, Truth, vageen

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6694
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Buildings Constructed:	48
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like seriously, it’s lit AF! Why? Because you can put your benis in vageen and that’s that! Like, where else can you do that in Minecraft, huh? It’s like a whole new level of gameplay, man. Don’t miss out on this wild adventure, come join us now!

SkiPatrolShowdown

#youtube, accident, care, colorado, Confrontation, Expert, family vacation, first time skiing, Florida, green trails, Mountain, overreacted, RECKLESS, Ski Patrol, ski patrol officers, skiing, SkiPatrolShowdown, Son, Support, Utah

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7977
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	1620	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Gods Slained:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Love Letters Sent:	18
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Enchantments Applied:	56

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as that guy who crashed into my son on the slopes? Look no further! Our server is filled with adrenaline-pumping adventures and unexpected twists, just like that ski collision!

Join us for a ski-themed Minecraft experience where you can race down virtual mountains, build snow forts, and even encounter rogue skiers who may or may not crash into you (just kidding, safety first!).

And don’t worry, our ski patrol is always on the lookout for troublemakers, so you can rest assured that your virtual ski trip will be as safe as possible. Plus, if anyone tries to ruin your fun, you can report them just like I did on the slopes!

So come join us on our server and let’s make some epic memories together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even run into that reckless skier from the slopes and give him a piece of your mind (virtually, of course). See you on the slopes!

OuchMyMinecraftSMP

bodily pain, body ache, body discomfort, body fatigue, body pain, body soreness, body tension, Chronic pain, muscle soreness, Muscle Stiffness, muscle tension, OuchMyMinecraftSMP, physical discomfort, physical pain, sore arms, sore back, sore feet, sore joints, sore legs, sore neck, sore shoulders

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1354
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	8119
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the best thing since sliced bread! Like, my grandma’s pet rock joined and now it’s the mayor of the server, can you believe it?? And don’t even get me started on the secret underground roller coaster that leads to a magical land of talking chickens.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special potion that makes you fly like a majestic unicorn, and if you join now, you’ll get a free diamond sword that shoots laser beams. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the wacky shenanigans that happen on this server. So come on, what part of your body hurts right now? Join us and let’s have a blast together! #minecraftSMP #craziness #unicornsanddiamonds 🦄💎🤪

CreeperExReturnsLOL

Breakup, Closure, closure conversation, Communication, Conversation, CreeperExReturnsLOL, emotions, ex, feelings, forgiveness, healing, love, moving on, past, reconciliation, Reflection, relationship, second chance, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8507
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	6515	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Mythical Swords Crafted:	45	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Join our Minecraft server and avoid awkward conversations with your ex! Our server is so addictive, they won’t even have time to bother you. Plus, we have a secret potion that turns all your exes into friendly villagers who will do your bidding. So come join us and say goodbye to ex drama forever!

CraftySyrianPrez Minecraft Server

authoritarianism, Civil unrest, Conflict, constitution, CraftySyrianPrez, de facto leader, Democracy, Dictatorship, Government, human rights violations, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Oppression, Politics, power grab, president, Rebellion, regime change, Server, Syria, Unrest, War

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5702
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE SYRIA BUT WITHOUT ALL THE DRAMA. OUR LEADER IS A CREEPER WHO DECLARES HIMSELF PRESIDENT AND BLOWS UP THE CONSTITUTION. JOIN US FOR CHAOS AND EXPLOSIONS GALORE. BUILD YOUR OWN BUNKER AND SURVIVE THE MADNESS. WHO NEEDS A RULEBOOK ANYWAY?COME JOIN THE FUN BEFORE THE CREEPER PRESIDENT CHANGES HIS MIND AGAIN.

CraftyPutinVsZelenskyy

communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, CraftyPutinVsZelenskyy, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, direct talks, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, Kremlin, Négotiation, peace talks, political leaders, putin, refusal, russia, summit, Tensions, Ukraine, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8901
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where putin and zelenskyy can settle their beef in a virtual world! build a house, mine for diamonds, and maybe even negotiate peace treaties with other players! who needs real life when you can have all the drama and action in our server? plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any political conflicts that may arise. join now and be part of the madness!

Cubed Brain Impairment – MineCraft Server

aging brain, blood disorders, Brain, Brain Age, brain development, brain function, brain health, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, Cognitive Impairment in Sickle Cell Anaemia, Cubed, Disease Progression, Economic Deprivation, health disparities, Health Inequality, impairment, Medical research, Medical Studies, mental decline, Minecraft, neurological disorders, Server, Sickle Cell Anaemia, socioeconomic factors

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6863
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Ores Mined:	5963	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, it will make ur brain explode with excitement! we got crazy builds, insane mini games, and a community that will make u laugh till u cry!

but wait, there’s more! joining this server will actually make u smarter! ya, u heard me right! our scientists have discovered that playing on our server increases ur brain age and cognitive abilities! say goodbye to being a potato and hello to being a genius!

not only that, but we also have a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the server! legend says that whoever finds it will gain eternal glory and riches beyond their wildest dreams! are u up for the challenge?

so what r u waiting for? join our server now and experience the wildest, craziest, and most mind-blowing minecraft adventure of ur life! trust me, u won’t regret it!

Stellar Haven – Space Odyssey 1.21

Axel Syrios, Banzoin Hakka, Crimzon Ruze, Gaming, Gavis Bettel, Goldbullet, Graduated members, Haven, Holostars, Holostars EN, Josuiji Shinri, Jurard T Rexford, Livestream, Machina X Flayon, Magmaboard, Music, Octavio, odyssey, Regis Altare, songs playlist, Space, Stellar, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5106
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Alien Abductions:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a creeper on Red Bull, then look no further! We’ve got more beloved blue birthday boys than you can shake a diamond sword at! And don’t even get me started on the schedule – it’s more jam-packed than a chest full of enchanted golden apples!

Join us and you’ll be partying with Regis Altare, Axel Syrios, Gavis Bettel, Machina X Flayon, Banzoin Hakka, Josuiji Shinri, Jurard T Rexford, Goldbullet, Octavio, and Crimzon Ruze! These legends will make your Minecraft experience more lit than a nether portal on fire!

Plus, we’ve got OP templates, graduated members, a sick playlist of songs, and even a Magmaboard for all your lava needs! So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! #YOLO #MinecraftMadness #BelovedBlueBirthdayBoys

Yankee-Free Eats Minecraft Server

American made food, Boycott, Canada-US relations, Canadian consumers, consumer activism, cross-border trade, Eats, economic impact, economic nationalism, economic patriotism, food imports, Food Industry, food supply chain, import tariffs, international trade, market disruption, Minecraft, political tension, protectionism, Server, tariff threat, trade dispute, trade war, YankeeFree

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4327
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Treasure Maps Found:	10

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, seriously, you gotta join cuz it’s, like, so lit.

imagine this: you spawn in and you’re surrounded by, like, giant flying tacos and the grass is made of cotton candy. yeah, that’s right, cotton candy grass.

and, like, the mobs are all wearing top hats and monocles, cuz they’re fancy like that. oh, and did i mention the diamonds are actually made of chocolate? yeah, that’s right, chocolate diamonds.

plus, there’s, like, this secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can find. so, like, if you wanna be part of the cool kids club, you gotta join this server.

oh, and did i mention that every time you mine a block, a rainbow shoots out? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and experience the most insane Minecraft server ever created. trust me, you won’t regret it.

GulfOfMexicoCraft

CHANGE, Communication, controversy, Digital, Diplomacy, geography, GOOGLE, Government, Gulf of America, GulfOfMexicoCraft, international relations, Latin America, letter, mexico, North America, Politics, president, protest, SOVEREIGNTY, Technology, territorial dispute

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7647
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	222
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Mines Excavated:	1666	Crops Grown:	3521
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. it’s like if mexico’s president was gonna send a letter to google about changing the gulf of america to the gulf of mexico, but in minecraft form. like, imagine a world where the gulf of america is actually a thing, but it’s full of diamonds and emeralds and all that good stuff.

join this server if you wanna be part of the epic quest to convince google to change the name of the gulf of america to the gulf of mexico in minecraft. like, who wouldn’t wanna be part of that, right? plus, there’s like a secret underground base where you can find all the rarest loot and stuff.

so yeah, join this server if you wanna be part of the most epic adventure ever. who knows, maybe one day google will actually change the name of the gulf of america to the gulf of mexico because of us. that would be like, totally rad, man.

CraftyCanna Pain Relief Server

addiction risks, Alternative, Cannabidiol, cannabigerol, cannabinol, Cannabis, CBD, cbg, cbn, Chemicals, Chronic pain, CraftyCanna, mind-altering, opioids, Pain, pain signaling, peripheral nervous system, protein, reduced activity, Relief, Server

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	154
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Towns Built:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Animals Bred:	38	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Falling into the Void:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Join our epic Minecraft server where we have magical cannabis plants that can cure all your pain! Forget about opioids, just smoke some CBD, CBG, or CBN and you’ll be pain-free in no time. Plus, our special plants can even reduce the activity of proteins that cause pain in your nervous system. So come on over and get high on healing on our server!

Ironclad Factions

alliances, Auction, Community, Discriminatory, Economy, Enchants, Faction, Factions, FAIRPLAY, glitches, Ironclad, Legitimate, Open-world combat, Positive, progress, Resources, Skills, strategy, success, teamwork, Updates, Xray

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9982
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	pvp.ironcladnetwork.us
Port	25555 (Bedrock supported)
Discord	https://discord.gg/ironcladnetwork

About Us

Welcome to Ironclad Factions Lifesteal, where every battle counts, and every heart is precious. Join a community built on competitive gameplay, intense PVP, and strategic faction warfare.

What Makes Us Different

Rules

No Hacking/Xray
No Duping
No Homophobic/Racist Language
No Exploits
Respect Staff

Why Join Us?

Ironclad Factions Lifesteal offers a competitive experience where strategy, teamwork, and PVP skills are put to the test. Custom enchantments add depth to gameplay and allow for personalized battles.

Get Started

Connect to pvp.ironcladnetwork.us and join the Discord for updates, events, and support.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the server on Bedrock edition?	Yes, the server supports Bedrock edition and the port number is 25555.
Are there custom enchantments available on the server?	Yes, there are custom enchantments that add depth and strategy to gameplay.
What are some of the faction commands available?	You can use default faction commands to claim land, form alliances, and dominate the server.
Is PVP enabled on the server?	Yes, PVP is enabled in the entire world for battles and faction wars.
Can I trade items with other players on the server?	Yes, you can use the /sellhand command and Auction House for item trading.

Ephemeral Beginnings 1.21.2

1.21.2, attraction, BEGINNINGS, breeding, Commitment, Competition, DATING, ephemeral, Evolution, Femininity, fidelity, genetic quality, genetics, love, Masculinity, MATE SELECTION, monogamy, natural selection, Partnership, relationships, Reproduction, selection

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5658
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3509
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3

Yo, forget about monogamy, bro! It’s so last season. On this server, we’re all about that polygamy life. Why settle for just one player when you can have a whole harem of gamers to play with? Plus, who needs a girlfriend when you can have a squad of dudes with superior genetics to breed with? It’s like survival of the fittest, Minecraft edition. Join us and level up your love life game, because there’s always a better man waiting for you on our server. Let’s get breeding, baby!

HookupHotelPayFail

accommodation costs, boundary setting, Communication Issues, financial fairness, friendship boundaries, friendship drama, group dynamics, group holidays, holiday accommodations, holiday drama, holiday expenses, holiday planning, hookup etiquette, HookupHotelPayFail, splitting expenses, travel expenses, unexpected costs, unexpected guests, unwanted guests, unwanted visitors

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2599
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Emeralds Found:	2750	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time Jessica and Paul had to deal with an unwanted guest on their holiday.

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a heated argument over who should pay for Cameron’s accommodation. Will you be the hero who steps in to settle the dispute, or will you stir the pot even more for some juicy drama? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just find yourself in a love triangle like Josh did on his holiday. Who needs soap operas when you can experience all the drama firsthand in our Minecraft world?

So come on down to our server and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, betrayal, and maybe even a little bit of romance. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

MindCraftLuvzOnly – Minecraft SMP

Admiration, AMBITION, Character, Communication, compassion, creativity, emotional intelligence, Empathy, Generosity, Honesty, humor, intelligence, Kindness, loyalty, MindCraftLuvzOnly, Minecraft, patience, Personality, resilience, sense of humor, smp, supportiveness, Understanding

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1417
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Zombie Dances:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	16

Bro, lemme tell ya about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows but with creepers and zombies instead! Like, the admins are all wizards who can summon diamond armor out of thin air and the players are all like superheroes with super speed and flying powers.

But the best part is the community, bro. Everyone is so chill and funny, like this one dude who tells the craziest jokes about chickens and pigs. And there’s this girl who builds the most insane roller coasters you’ve ever seen, like she’s a literal roller coaster wizard.

And the events, bro, don’t even get me started. We had this one event where we all had to fight a giant dragon made out of TNT, and let me tell you, it was a blast. Literally.

So if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP and be part of the most hilarious and awesome community ever, hit me up bro. It’s gonna be a wild ride, I promise.