| Players: | 91/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Potions Brewed: | 88 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
| Villages Defended: | 10 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 40 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
Join us as we journey through the unknown future together, just like Rin and Shirou. Who knows what crazy adventures await us as we become better builders than we started out as. From epic battles to building magnificent structures, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So why settle for anything less when you can join a Minecraft server that is truly the best route to take? Join us now and let’s create our own fate together!
| Players: | 102/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 6 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 307060 | Enchantments Applied: | 212 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
| Players: | 101/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 12 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 17 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
| Players: | 96/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 38 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 5 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
Join us on KINO for a chance to ride rainbow-colored llamas into battle against an army of evil chickens. But beware, these chickens have mastered the art of ninjutsu and will stop at nothing to defeat you!
Feeling a bit peckish? No problem! Our server is home to a magical oven that cooks up the most delicious cakes you’ve ever tasted. Just be careful not to eat too many, or you might turn into a cake yourself!
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: on KINO, every player gets their own personal unicorn to ride around on. It’s like a magical pony, but with way more sparkles and rainbows!
So what are you waiting for? Join KINO today and experience Minecraft like never before! But be warned, once you enter our crazy world, there’s no turning back.
| Players: | 91/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Void Armor Forged: | 29 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 39 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 22 | Potions Brewed: | 95 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
Join us for epic robot battles, where you can pit your trusty Minecraft skills against advanced AI from the future. Will you come out victorious, or will you be defeated by a robot with a filter so advanced it makes your head spin?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to secret underground labs where you can experiment with time travel and unlock hidden powers. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in these mysterious labs?
So come on down to our Minecraft server and witness the insanity for yourself! Whether you’re a seasoned player or a newbie looking for a wild ride, this server is guaranteed to provide hours of entertainment and wacky fun. Join us now and get ready to discover what filters other robots have in the year of the lord 2005+19!
| Players: | 97/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 23 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
Join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server where we embrace the absurd and take trolling to a whole new level. Need a break from the monotony of everyday life? Come chill with us and unleash your inner troll!
We have crazy events like “Dysphoria Day” where players can roleplay as different genders and troll each other in the most outrageous ways possible. It’s a wild and wacky experience you won’t find anywhere else!
So why wait? Join our server now and let the hilarity ensue. Just remember, leave your sanity at the door!
| Players: | 97/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Epic Battles Fought: | 16 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
| Players: | 104/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 22 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 20 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 10 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
Join us for epic battles against giant virtual YouTubers, embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted vtuber idol, and even participate in wacky game shows hosted by Minecraft chickens! But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart – rumors say that if you make a wrong turn, you might end up in a dimension where everything is made out of chocolate cake (delicious, but not very practical for survival).
So why wait? Join our server today and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the block. Who knows what kind of shenanigans and tomfoolery you’ll get into – one thing’s for sure, you’ll never be bored again!
| Players: | 103/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 | Divine Spears Created: | 26 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
Join us for the dankest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Our server is so lit, you’ll think you’re in the nether! And speaking of the nether, we have a special “Pass the BONG” event where players compete to see who can get the highest in-game while navigating through a maze of lava and pigmen. It’s a real blast!
But that’s not all – our server also has a custom plugin that turns all the animals into stoned versions of themselves. That’s right, you’ll be walking around with a herd of high cows and trippy chickens following you everywhere you go. It’s like a psychedelic farm party!
So why wait? Join our server now and let the good times roll (literally, if you find some rolling papers in-game). Just remember to pass the BONG and enjoy the ride!
| Players: | 98/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 30 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 5 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
Join us on our server and witness the epic saga of the sirs who did it all! Why did they do it, you ask? Well, let us tell you a tale of sirs who were so crazy, they built a giant statue of a potato and held a dance party on top of it! And that’s just the beginning of their outrageous adventures.
But that’s not all – on our server, you can ride on flying llamas, battle evil unicorns, and even have a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire! We promise you’ll never be bored on our server, because the sirs who did it all will keep you entertained with their hilarious antics.
So come on down and join our Minecraft server for the craziest, funniest, and most outrageous gaming experience of your life! Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the mystery of why the sirs did it all in the first place.
| Players: | 98/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 27 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 29 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
Join us if you want to experience a world where you can create your own insane stories, like orchestrating a scandalous love triangle involving a mentally ill fat goth girl and a 5’4 gnome she settled for. Will you choose to make her cheat with you and send the video to her unsuspecting fiance right after they get married, or will you break her heart by dumping her for someone better, claiming you never loved her and were just horny and desperate? The possibilities are endless on our server, where drama and chaos reign supreme! Join us now for a wild ride you won’t forget!
| Players: | 92/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 5 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 23 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
| Players: | 103/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 5 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 122 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 13 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
Venture through our pixelated world and discover hidden treasures guarded by Olivia’s most loyal minions. But beware, for the pop star herself may lurk around the corner, ready to challenge you to a build battle or a dance-off.
Join now for a chance to prove your allegiance to the one and only Olivia Rodrigo and become a certified goon in her epic thread of mischief and mayhem! Hurry, before the paparazzi catch wind of our shenanigans and try to crash the party!
| Players: | 108/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 19 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 307 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
On our server, we have a special event where the cows have learned how to breakdance and challenge players to a dance-off for epic loot. And don’t even get us started on the killer rabbits that have formed a gang and demand tribute in the form of diamond carrots.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the elusive “Patrick, the Pantless Enderman” who roams the lands in search of fashionable pants to wear. Join us and help him find the perfect pair of trousers to complete his look.
So why waste your time with degrees and boring real life responsibilities? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing that matters is how many laughs you can have in a day!
| Players: | 99/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Stones Found: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7535 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 28 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 13 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
Picture this: You’re navigating through the virtual world, grooving to the funky beats of Parappa the Rapper and shredding on the guitar in Um Jammer Lammy. But wait, there’s a twist! Instead of using controllers, you have to mine blocks and build instruments to keep the rhythm going. It’s like DDR meets Minecraft meets a rock concert all in one!
But that’s not all! Our server is so advanced that it actually transports you into the games themselves. You’ll feel like you’re rapping with Parappa or jamming out with Lammy in real life. Plus, the graphics are so high-quality that you’ll swear you’re playing on a PS5.
So why waste your time and money buying a new console when you can join our Minecraft server for the ultimate Parappa/Um Jammer Lammy experience? Trust us, it’ll rock your world in ways you never imagined. Join now and get ready to game like never before!
| Players: | 107/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 1 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 | Rune Stones Activated: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
