| Players: | 98/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Villages Defended: | 13 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 31 | Infinity Stones Found: | 1 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
Join us as we embark on insane adventures, like trying to ride pigs while wearing diamond armor or building a house made entirely out of TNT. Want to see what happens when you mix a creeper with a llama? You can do that here!
Our community of players is like no other. We have wizards who can turn you into a chicken, knights who protect the land with enchanted swords, and even a secret society of cows plotting to take over the server.
So why should you join this server? Because where else can you find a place where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild? Come join us and see for yourself why this server is the craziest and most entertaining Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!
| Players: | 98/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3407 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 348 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
But wait, there’s more! If the debt gets sold off or a law firm threatens to sue you, just tell them you’re on pills and demand a lower interest rate. Make a written agreement for a $50 monthly payment and watch as the system collapses around you, all while preventing further legal action!
Don’t let the financial system and corporations take advantage of you anymore – join our server and learn how to game the system like a boss! The end is near, so why not get some free stuff out of the deal before it all comes crashing down? See you in game – and remember, just say “No” to higher monthly payments! Let’s break the system together, one debt maxx at a time!
| Players: | 90/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Treasure Maps Found: | 7 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Magic Crystals Found: | 18 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
Join us for insane adventures that will have you questioning reality, like that time when we all rode pigs into battle against an army of creepers (spoiler alert: the pigs won). Or how about the time we discovered a secret underground village inhabited by talking chickens who taught us the art of chicken karate?
But wait, there’s more! If you thought regular Minecraft was challenging, just wait until you face our custom-made mobs like the Disco Zombie (he attacks by dancing) or the Killer Sheep (they may look cute, but they’re deadly).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. Good luck!
| Players: | 108/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 13 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 6 | Emeralds Found: | 7779 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
| Players: | 93/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 3 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4809 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers wear tutus, and villagers breakdance for emeralds. That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. Oh, and did I mention our diamond pickaxes are enchanted with the power of unicorns? Yeah, good luck finding that on any other server!
But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground bunkers filled with rare loot, a roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano, and a PvP arena where players battle it out with giant squids riding on llamas. It’s like a fever dream, but in the best way possible.
So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you build a castle out of chocolate blocks, ride a rainbow-colored horse into battle, and challenge a dragon to a dance-off? Trust me, once you step foot into our server, you’ll never want to leave. So come on down and join the wildest Minecraft party you’ve ever experienced!
| Players: | 96/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 15 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 23 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like battling giant chickens with laser eyes or building a roller coaster that takes you to the moon and back in 2.5 seconds (we’ve tested it, it’s safe-ish).
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of friendly zombies who will trade you diamonds for zombie-friendly snacks like rotten flesh and spider eyes. It’s a win-win situation!
So come on and join us on our zany Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few random explosions here and there). Let’s make Minecraft weird again!
| Players: | 105/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
| Towns Built: | 3 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4398 | Wilderness Tamed: | 9 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on a rainbow unicorn through fields of candy canes, battle evil flying pigs with diamond swords, and participate in epic dance parties with a group of friendly zombies who have impeccable rhythm.
Looking for a challenge? Test your skills in our lava parkour course where the floor is made of hot coals and the only way out is to ride a magic carpet to safety. And if you survive, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of rare items and a personalized serenade from a choir of singing creepers.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the magic and mayhem begin as you embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, your chicken will thank you. #bringherbackedition
| Players: | 98/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 38 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
| Players: | 91/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
Join us for Magical Sugoroku, where you can roll the dice and let fate decide your next move. Feeling competitive? Try out Paper Sumo and challenge your friends to an epic battle of strength and strategy.
But wait, there’s more! Our current event, Kamihama Big Sports Day, is in full swing with intense competitions and prizes to be won. And don’t miss out on our exclusive Magical Paper Sumo Deluxe Version (Extreme) event for the ultimate showdown.
Looking for some powerful companions? Our current gacha offers 4* Light Madoka-senpai & Iroha-chan AAABB, 4* Doppel Explosion, and 3* The Event is Witch Hunting.
Need more info? Check out our infodump and translations to stay updated on all the latest happenings. And don’t forget to visit our Clock Tower to keep track of time in this magical world.
Ready to join the fun? Get the game on Android or iOS, and for English speakers, we’ve got a handy translation tool available.
Join our growing community by adding yourself to our friend list and filling out our form. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – come join the madness on our Minecraft server today!
| Players: | 93/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 17 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 23 | Zombie Dances: | 3 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 | Orbs of Power Found: | 3 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 11 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
Need a break from the pressures of real life? Come build your own world where you can draw cute anime girls all day long with no art block in sight! And the best part? No one will ever tell you to “just control” your feelings because on this server, we understand and support you no matter what.
So why wait? Join us now and say goodbye to all your real-life problems. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, right? So come on over and let’s have a blast together! Trust me, it’s way better than pulling the trigger.
| Players: | 105/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 56 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 19 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 24 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 2 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
Here, you can engage in epic battles with lolishotas riding on giant chickens, build ridiculous structures made entirely of rainbow-colored wool, and engage in intense political debates about the implications of having a lolishota as your president. Who needs boring old factions when you can join a server where the only rule is to have as much fun as possible?
So come on, join us on this insane journey and experience Minecraft like you’ve never experienced it before. Who knows, you might just become the next lolishota king or queen of our crazy server!
| Players: | 103/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 38 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
| Runes Activated: | 3 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 49 | Void Armor Forged: | 30 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to build a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends with a splash landing into a pool of rainbow-colored lava? Well, now you can! Our server has no limits when it comes to creativity and insanity.
Oh, and did we mention the secret underground dance parties with Endermen DJs? Yeah, we know how to throw a party. So why wait? Join us now and let’s get this wild ride started! Time to roll, bitches!
| Players: | 93/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 17 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 6925 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 40 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
| Players: | 102/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 28 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a pack of friendly zombie villagers who love to trade rare items for emeralds. And don’t even get me started on the chickens – they wear tiny crowns and rule over their own kingdom within the server.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers show off their dance moves, and if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the elusive Ender Dragon wearing sunglasses and sipping on a potion cocktail.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft adventure and prepare to have your mind blown! (Disclaimer: Mind may not actually be blown, but you’ll definitely have a great time).
| Players: | 103/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 24 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
Have you ever wanted to ride a flying pig off into the sunset? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Let your imagination run wild as you create the most outrageous creations you can think of.
One time, a player built an entire city made out of giant pizzas. And guess what? The villagers loved it! They even started hosting pizza parties every Saturday night.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground cavern filled with glittering diamonds and dancing zombies. It’s like a disco party down there, except with more brains and bling!
So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the wackiest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have. Just be careful not to fall into the lava pit while laughing at all the crazy shenanigans happening around you. The river may be wild, but our server is even wilder!
| Players: | 104/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 31 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 42 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 5 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 19 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 26 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
