| Players: | 103/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
Have you ever wanted to ride a flying pig off into the sunset? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Let your imagination run wild as you create the most outrageous creations you can think of.
One time, a player built an entire city made out of giant pizzas. And guess what? The villagers loved it! They even started hosting pizza parties every Saturday night.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground cavern filled with glittering diamonds and dancing zombies. It’s like a disco party down there, except with more brains and bling!
So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the wackiest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have. Just be careful not to fall into the lava pit while laughing at all the crazy shenanigans happening around you. The river may be wild, but our server is even wilder!
| Players: | 90/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Runes Activated: | 1 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 13 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 224135 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 7 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
👽Join us as we discuss all things Modded Minecraft, from crazy modpacks to wacky build ideas. And don’t forget to update us on your latest mod creations for some hilarious feedback! 👾
🚨In breaking news, all legacy/java/Mojang accounts have been annihilated! But fear not, PollyMC is here to save the day and let you keep playing without a Microsoft account. Take that, M$! 😜
🔥Check out our Useful Links for all the latest and greatest resources, from a Curseforge Search that’s out of this world to a Flavor of the Month Launcher that says “no” to Microsoft. And if you’ve been shafted by M$, we’ve got a 1.7.10 server authentication option just for you. You can still [multi]play with us! 🎉
💡Need some inspiration for your next Minecraft masterpiece? We’ve got you covered with Ideas, Albums, Resources & Inspiration galore. And don’t forget to read our General FAQ before bombarding us with questions about mod-making guides or where to download stuff. We’ve got it all laid out for you! 📚
🕳️So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join us on our Minecraft adventures. Who knows, you might stumble upon an abandoned mineshaft that will lead you to untold riches! See you in the game, crazy crafters! 🚀🌈
| Players: | 107/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 9 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 19 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 44 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 19 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
Join us as we journey through the unknown future together, just like Rin and Shirou. Who knows what crazy adventures await us as we become better builders than we started out as. From epic battles to building magnificent structures, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So why settle for anything less when you can join a Minecraft server that is truly the best route to take? Join us now and let’s create our own fate together!
| Players: | 105/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Enchantments Applied: | 276 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 28 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
| Players: | 102/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 24 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
| Emeralds Found: | 6258 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
| Players: | 99/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 5 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
Join us on KINO for a chance to ride rainbow-colored llamas into battle against an army of evil chickens. But beware, these chickens have mastered the art of ninjutsu and will stop at nothing to defeat you!
Feeling a bit peckish? No problem! Our server is home to a magical oven that cooks up the most delicious cakes you’ve ever tasted. Just be careful not to eat too many, or you might turn into a cake yourself!
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: on KINO, every player gets their own personal unicorn to ride around on. It’s like a magical pony, but with way more sparkles and rainbows!
So what are you waiting for? Join KINO today and experience Minecraft like never before! But be warned, once you enter our crazy world, there’s no turning back.
| Players: | 96/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 27 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 7 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 12 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 26 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
Join us for epic robot battles, where you can pit your trusty Minecraft skills against advanced AI from the future. Will you come out victorious, or will you be defeated by a robot with a filter so advanced it makes your head spin?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to secret underground labs where you can experiment with time travel and unlock hidden powers. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in these mysterious labs?
So come on down to our Minecraft server and witness the insanity for yourself! Whether you’re a seasoned player or a newbie looking for a wild ride, this server is guaranteed to provide hours of entertainment and wacky fun. Join us now and get ready to discover what filters other robots have in the year of the lord 2005+19!
| Players: | 110/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 6 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
Join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server where we embrace the absurd and take trolling to a whole new level. Need a break from the monotony of everyday life? Come chill with us and unleash your inner troll!
We have crazy events like “Dysphoria Day” where players can roleplay as different genders and troll each other in the most outrageous ways possible. It’s a wild and wacky experience you won’t find anywhere else!
So why wait? Join our server now and let the hilarity ensue. Just remember, leave your sanity at the door!
| Players: | 95/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 13 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
| Players: | 101/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3118 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 326 |
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 20 | Magic Items Found: | 1558 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
Join us for epic battles against giant virtual YouTubers, embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted vtuber idol, and even participate in wacky game shows hosted by Minecraft chickens! But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart – rumors say that if you make a wrong turn, you might end up in a dimension where everything is made out of chocolate cake (delicious, but not very practical for survival).
So why wait? Join our server today and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the block. Who knows what kind of shenanigans and tomfoolery you’ll get into – one thing’s for sure, you’ll never be bored again!
| Players: | 97/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 21 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 7 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 17 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 5 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 5 | Runes Activated: | 2 |
| Dimension Hops: | 9 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
Join us for the dankest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Our server is so lit, you’ll think you’re in the nether! And speaking of the nether, we have a special “Pass the BONG” event where players compete to see who can get the highest in-game while navigating through a maze of lava and pigmen. It’s a real blast!
But that’s not all – our server also has a custom plugin that turns all the animals into stoned versions of themselves. That’s right, you’ll be walking around with a herd of high cows and trippy chickens following you everywhere you go. It’s like a psychedelic farm party!
So why wait? Join our server now and let the good times roll (literally, if you find some rolling papers in-game). Just remember to pass the BONG and enjoy the ride!
| Players: | 108/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 22 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 10 | Crops Grown: | 2913 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
Join us on our server and witness the epic saga of the sirs who did it all! Why did they do it, you ask? Well, let us tell you a tale of sirs who were so crazy, they built a giant statue of a potato and held a dance party on top of it! And that’s just the beginning of their outrageous adventures.
But that’s not all – on our server, you can ride on flying llamas, battle evil unicorns, and even have a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire! We promise you’ll never be bored on our server, because the sirs who did it all will keep you entertained with their hilarious antics.
So come on down and join our Minecraft server for the craziest, funniest, and most outrageous gaming experience of your life! Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the mystery of why the sirs did it all in the first place.
| Players: | 91/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 13 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 33 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
Join us if you want to experience a world where you can create your own insane stories, like orchestrating a scandalous love triangle involving a mentally ill fat goth girl and a 5’4 gnome she settled for. Will you choose to make her cheat with you and send the video to her unsuspecting fiance right after they get married, or will you break her heart by dumping her for someone better, claiming you never loved her and were just horny and desperate? The possibilities are endless on our server, where drama and chaos reign supreme! Join us now for a wild ride you won’t forget!
| Players: | 102/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Rainbows Spotted: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
| Zombie Dances: | 9 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 8095 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
| Players: | 98/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 62 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 6 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
Venture through our pixelated world and discover hidden treasures guarded by Olivia’s most loyal minions. But beware, for the pop star herself may lurk around the corner, ready to challenge you to a build battle or a dance-off.
Join now for a chance to prove your allegiance to the one and only Olivia Rodrigo and become a certified goon in her epic thread of mischief and mayhem! Hurry, before the paparazzi catch wind of our shenanigans and try to crash the party!
| Players: | 100/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 15 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 8 | Herobrine Sightings: | 3 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 | Magic Crystals Found: | 9 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
