| Players: | 100/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 9 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 29 | Wilderness Tamed: | 5 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Vanishing Items Found: | 4 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
Join our server for a chance to explore crazy new worlds where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha-slide. Our community is so wacky, you’ll think you’ve stumbled into a parallel universe where llamas rule the land and zombies breakdance for fun.
So why wait? Join us now and get ready for a wild ride that will make you forget all about those pesky new maps. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 92/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 39 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Animals Bred: | 41 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
Join us as we embark on insane adventures, like trying to ride pigs while wearing diamond armor or building a house made entirely out of TNT. Want to see what happens when you mix a creeper with a llama? You can do that here!
Our community of players is like no other. We have wizards who can turn you into a chicken, knights who protect the land with enchanted swords, and even a secret society of cows plotting to take over the server.
So why should you join this server? Because where else can you find a place where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild? Come join us and see for yourself why this server is the craziest and most entertaining Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!
| Players: | 96/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 41 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 23 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 6 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 20 | Mines Excavated: | 2967 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
But wait, there’s more! If the debt gets sold off or a law firm threatens to sue you, just tell them you’re on pills and demand a lower interest rate. Make a written agreement for a $50 monthly payment and watch as the system collapses around you, all while preventing further legal action!
Don’t let the financial system and corporations take advantage of you anymore – join our server and learn how to game the system like a boss! The end is near, so why not get some free stuff out of the deal before it all comes crashing down? See you in game – and remember, just say “No” to higher monthly payments! Let’s break the system together, one debt maxx at a time!
| Players: | 106/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 20 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 5 | Herobrine Sightings: | 9 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
Join us for insane adventures that will have you questioning reality, like that time when we all rode pigs into battle against an army of creepers (spoiler alert: the pigs won). Or how about the time we discovered a secret underground village inhabited by talking chickens who taught us the art of chicken karate?
But wait, there’s more! If you thought regular Minecraft was challenging, just wait until you face our custom-made mobs like the Disco Zombie (he attacks by dancing) or the Killer Sheep (they may look cute, but they’re deadly).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. Good luck!
| Players: | 108/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 497498 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
| Players: | 105/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 18 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 9 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers wear tutus, and villagers breakdance for emeralds. That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. Oh, and did I mention our diamond pickaxes are enchanted with the power of unicorns? Yeah, good luck finding that on any other server!
But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground bunkers filled with rare loot, a roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano, and a PvP arena where players battle it out with giant squids riding on llamas. It’s like a fever dream, but in the best way possible.
So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you build a castle out of chocolate blocks, ride a rainbow-colored horse into battle, and challenge a dragon to a dance-off? Trust me, once you step foot into our server, you’ll never want to leave. So come on down and join the wildest Minecraft party you’ve ever experienced!
| Players: | 94/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Ores Mined: | 7021 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 277 | Villages Defended: | 16 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 9 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like battling giant chickens with laser eyes or building a roller coaster that takes you to the moon and back in 2.5 seconds (we’ve tested it, it’s safe-ish).
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of friendly zombies who will trade you diamonds for zombie-friendly snacks like rotten flesh and spider eyes. It’s a win-win situation!
So come on and join us on our zany Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few random explosions here and there). Let’s make Minecraft weird again!
| Players: | 109/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Tamed: | 7 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 31 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
| Crops Grown: | 4361 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 33 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 85 | Ores Mined: | 6028 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on a rainbow unicorn through fields of candy canes, battle evil flying pigs with diamond swords, and participate in epic dance parties with a group of friendly zombies who have impeccable rhythm.
Looking for a challenge? Test your skills in our lava parkour course where the floor is made of hot coals and the only way out is to ride a magic carpet to safety. And if you survive, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of rare items and a personalized serenade from a choir of singing creepers.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the magic and mayhem begin as you embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, your chicken will thank you. #bringherbackedition
| Players: | 102/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 11 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 14 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 6535 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 21 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Void Gems Collected: | 39 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
| Players: | 107/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 22 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 15 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | New Chunks Explored: | 494391 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 18 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 52 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
Join us for Magical Sugoroku, where you can roll the dice and let fate decide your next move. Feeling competitive? Try out Paper Sumo and challenge your friends to an epic battle of strength and strategy.
But wait, there’s more! Our current event, Kamihama Big Sports Day, is in full swing with intense competitions and prizes to be won. And don’t miss out on our exclusive Magical Paper Sumo Deluxe Version (Extreme) event for the ultimate showdown.
Looking for some powerful companions? Our current gacha offers 4* Light Madoka-senpai & Iroha-chan AAABB, 4* Doppel Explosion, and 3* The Event is Witch Hunting.
Need more info? Check out our infodump and translations to stay updated on all the latest happenings. And don’t forget to visit our Clock Tower to keep track of time in this magical world.
Ready to join the fun? Get the game on Android or iOS, and for English speakers, we’ve got a handy translation tool available.
Join our growing community by adding yourself to our friend list and filling out our form. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – come join the madness on our Minecraft server today!
| Players: | 91/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Divine Spears Created: | 13 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 14 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 35 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
Need a break from the pressures of real life? Come build your own world where you can draw cute anime girls all day long with no art block in sight! And the best part? No one will ever tell you to “just control” your feelings because on this server, we understand and support you no matter what.
So why wait? Join us now and say goodbye to all your real-life problems. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, right? So come on over and let’s have a blast together! Trust me, it’s way better than pulling the trigger.
| Players: | 108/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 1 | Magic Items Found: | 2409 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
Here, you can engage in epic battles with lolishotas riding on giant chickens, build ridiculous structures made entirely of rainbow-colored wool, and engage in intense political debates about the implications of having a lolishota as your president. Who needs boring old factions when you can join a server where the only rule is to have as much fun as possible?
So come on, join us on this insane journey and experience Minecraft like you’ve never experienced it before. Who knows, you might just become the next lolishota king or queen of our crazy server!
| Players: | 109/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 5 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to build a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends with a splash landing into a pool of rainbow-colored lava? Well, now you can! Our server has no limits when it comes to creativity and insanity.
Oh, and did we mention the secret underground dance parties with Endermen DJs? Yeah, we know how to throw a party. So why wait? Join us now and let’s get this wild ride started! Time to roll, bitches!
| Players: | 95/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Rainbows Spotted: | 4 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 8 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 16 | Emeralds Found: | 6714 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
| Players: | 91/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
| Dimension Hops: | 5 | Love Letters Sent: | 11 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 117 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a pack of friendly zombie villagers who love to trade rare items for emeralds. And don’t even get me started on the chickens – they wear tiny crowns and rule over their own kingdom within the server.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers show off their dance moves, and if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the elusive Ender Dragon wearing sunglasses and sipping on a potion cocktail.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft adventure and prepare to have your mind blown! (Disclaimer: Mind may not actually be blown, but you’ll definitely have a great time).
| Players: | 92/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 20 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 15 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 37 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
