| Players: | 108/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Animals Bred: | 103 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 7 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8288 | Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
Need a break from the pressures of real life? Come build your own world where you can draw cute anime girls all day long with no art block in sight! And the best part? No one will ever tell you to “just control” your feelings because on this server, we understand and support you no matter what.
So why wait? Join us now and say goodbye to all your real-life problems. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, right? So come on over and let’s have a blast together! Trust me, it’s way better than pulling the trigger.
| Players: | 90/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Epic Quests Completed: | 27 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 7 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
Here, you can engage in epic battles with lolishotas riding on giant chickens, build ridiculous structures made entirely of rainbow-colored wool, and engage in intense political debates about the implications of having a lolishota as your president. Who needs boring old factions when you can join a server where the only rule is to have as much fun as possible?
So come on, join us on this insane journey and experience Minecraft like you’ve never experienced it before. Who knows, you might just become the next lolishota king or queen of our crazy server!
| Players: | 96/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Runes Activated: | 4 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 8 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to build a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends with a splash landing into a pool of rainbow-colored lava? Well, now you can! Our server has no limits when it comes to creativity and insanity.
Oh, and did we mention the secret underground dance parties with Endermen DJs? Yeah, we know how to throw a party. So why wait? Join us now and let’s get this wild ride started! Time to roll, bitches!
| Players: | 102/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 24 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 44 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
| Players: | 104/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Farms Harvested: | 226 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a pack of friendly zombie villagers who love to trade rare items for emeralds. And don’t even get me started on the chickens – they wear tiny crowns and rule over their own kingdom within the server.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers show off their dance moves, and if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the elusive Ender Dragon wearing sunglasses and sipping on a potion cocktail.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft adventure and prepare to have your mind blown! (Disclaimer: Mind may not actually be blown, but you’ll definitely have a great time).
| Players: | 91/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 19 | Magic Items Found: | 1647 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 9 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
Have you ever wanted to ride a flying pig off into the sunset? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Let your imagination run wild as you create the most outrageous creations you can think of.
One time, a player built an entire city made out of giant pizzas. And guess what? The villagers loved it! They even started hosting pizza parties every Saturday night.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground cavern filled with glittering diamonds and dancing zombies. It’s like a disco party down there, except with more brains and bling!
So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the wackiest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have. Just be careful not to fall into the lava pit while laughing at all the crazy shenanigans happening around you. The river may be wild, but our server is even wilder!
| Players: | 101/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 46 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 13 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 10 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
👽Join us as we discuss all things Modded Minecraft, from crazy modpacks to wacky build ideas. And don’t forget to update us on your latest mod creations for some hilarious feedback! 👾
🚨In breaking news, all legacy/java/Mojang accounts have been annihilated! But fear not, PollyMC is here to save the day and let you keep playing without a Microsoft account. Take that, M$! 😜
🔥Check out our Useful Links for all the latest and greatest resources, from a Curseforge Search that’s out of this world to a Flavor of the Month Launcher that says “no” to Microsoft. And if you’ve been shafted by M$, we’ve got a 1.7.10 server authentication option just for you. You can still [multi]play with us! 🎉
💡Need some inspiration for your next Minecraft masterpiece? We’ve got you covered with Ideas, Albums, Resources & Inspiration galore. And don’t forget to read our General FAQ before bombarding us with questions about mod-making guides or where to download stuff. We’ve got it all laid out for you! 📚
🕳️So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join us on our Minecraft adventures. Who knows, you might stumble upon an abandoned mineshaft that will lead you to untold riches! See you in the game, crazy crafters! 🚀🌈
| Players: | 94/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 46 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1185 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
Join us as we journey through the unknown future together, just like Rin and Shirou. Who knows what crazy adventures await us as we become better builders than we started out as. From epic battles to building magnificent structures, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So why settle for anything less when you can join a Minecraft server that is truly the best route to take? Join us now and let’s create our own fate together!
| Players: | 91/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 94 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 4 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
| Players: | 110/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
| Players: | 90/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 12 | Crops Grown: | 4565 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
Join us on KINO for a chance to ride rainbow-colored llamas into battle against an army of evil chickens. But beware, these chickens have mastered the art of ninjutsu and will stop at nothing to defeat you!
Feeling a bit peckish? No problem! Our server is home to a magical oven that cooks up the most delicious cakes you’ve ever tasted. Just be careful not to eat too many, or you might turn into a cake yourself!
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: on KINO, every player gets their own personal unicorn to ride around on. It’s like a magical pony, but with way more sparkles and rainbows!
So what are you waiting for? Join KINO today and experience Minecraft like never before! But be warned, once you enter our crazy world, there’s no turning back.
| Players: | 108/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
| Runes Activated: | 4 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 14 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
Join us for epic robot battles, where you can pit your trusty Minecraft skills against advanced AI from the future. Will you come out victorious, or will you be defeated by a robot with a filter so advanced it makes your head spin?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to secret underground labs where you can experiment with time travel and unlock hidden powers. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in these mysterious labs?
So come on down to our Minecraft server and witness the insanity for yourself! Whether you’re a seasoned player or a newbie looking for a wild ride, this server is guaranteed to provide hours of entertainment and wacky fun. Join us now and get ready to discover what filters other robots have in the year of the lord 2005+19!
| Players: | 102/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Wilderness Tamed: | 17 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
Join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server where we embrace the absurd and take trolling to a whole new level. Need a break from the monotony of everyday life? Come chill with us and unleash your inner troll!
We have crazy events like “Dysphoria Day” where players can roleplay as different genders and troll each other in the most outrageous ways possible. It’s a wild and wacky experience you won’t find anywhere else!
So why wait? Join our server now and let the hilarity ensue. Just remember, leave your sanity at the door!
| Players: | 96/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 11 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 29 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 32 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
| Players: | 93/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 13 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 10 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 7 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
Join us for epic battles against giant virtual YouTubers, embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted vtuber idol, and even participate in wacky game shows hosted by Minecraft chickens! But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart – rumors say that if you make a wrong turn, you might end up in a dimension where everything is made out of chocolate cake (delicious, but not very practical for survival).
So why wait? Join our server today and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the block. Who knows what kind of shenanigans and tomfoolery you’ll get into – one thing’s for sure, you’ll never be bored again!
| Players: | 91/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 12 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 72 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Runes Activated: | 5 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
