| Players: | 110/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 12 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 6 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that celebrates diversity. You won’t have to worry about hateful comments or discrimination here – just good times and great friends.
Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a team of super-powered guardian angels who banish any trolls who dare to enter. So not only will you have a blast playing on our server, but you’ll also have the peace of mind knowing that you’re protected by heavenly forces.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most inclusive and troll-free Minecraft server around!
| Players: | 93/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 | Dragons Tamed: | 7 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 5 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 |
| Ores Mined: | 9387 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly zombies. These zombies offered to trade diamonds for cookies, and the player went on to become the richest cookie tycoon in all of Minecraft land.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground lair filled with treasure chests that only open if you dance the Macarena while singing the Minecraft theme song backwards. Trust me, it’s worth it for the loot!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Don’t miss out on the fun – trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 110/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 0 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 10 | Buildings Constructed: | 22 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Potions Brewed: | 110 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 22 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll be whisked away on a magical journey filled with unicorns, rainbows, and talking pigs. Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret portal to a dimension where you can ride on the back of a flying llama and battle evil chickens with laser beams.
Don’t believe us? Just ask our resident wizard, who can turn any block of dirt into a block of pure gold with a flick of his wand. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond castle where the rarest ores in the land are guarded by a group of friendly creepers.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the land and have all the villagers bowing down to you as their mighty overlord. The possibilities are endless on our unironically functional Minecraft server!
| Players: | 96/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 22 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 24 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 270 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
| Players: | 104/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 24 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 10 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Towns Built: | 2 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
Join our server for a chance to explore crazy new worlds where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha-slide. Our community is so wacky, you’ll think you’ve stumbled into a parallel universe where llamas rule the land and zombies breakdance for fun.
So why wait? Join us now and get ready for a wild ride that will make you forget all about those pesky new maps. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 102/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 15 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 14 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 16 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
Join us as we embark on insane adventures, like trying to ride pigs while wearing diamond armor or building a house made entirely out of TNT. Want to see what happens when you mix a creeper with a llama? You can do that here!
Our community of players is like no other. We have wizards who can turn you into a chicken, knights who protect the land with enchanted swords, and even a secret society of cows plotting to take over the server.
So why should you join this server? Because where else can you find a place where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild? Come join us and see for yourself why this server is the craziest and most entertaining Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!
| Players: | 108/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Potions Brewed: | 154 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 97 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 5 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 6 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 20 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
But wait, there’s more! If the debt gets sold off or a law firm threatens to sue you, just tell them you’re on pills and demand a lower interest rate. Make a written agreement for a $50 monthly payment and watch as the system collapses around you, all while preventing further legal action!
Don’t let the financial system and corporations take advantage of you anymore – join our server and learn how to game the system like a boss! The end is near, so why not get some free stuff out of the deal before it all comes crashing down? See you in game – and remember, just say “No” to higher monthly payments! Let’s break the system together, one debt maxx at a time!
| Players: | 107/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
| Farms Harvested: | 409 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 42 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
Join us for insane adventures that will have you questioning reality, like that time when we all rode pigs into battle against an army of creepers (spoiler alert: the pigs won). Or how about the time we discovered a secret underground village inhabited by talking chickens who taught us the art of chicken karate?
But wait, there’s more! If you thought regular Minecraft was challenging, just wait until you face our custom-made mobs like the Disco Zombie (he attacks by dancing) or the Killer Sheep (they may look cute, but they’re deadly).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. Good luck!
| Players: | 93/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 7 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
| Players: | 107/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 19 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 18 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers wear tutus, and villagers breakdance for emeralds. That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. Oh, and did I mention our diamond pickaxes are enchanted with the power of unicorns? Yeah, good luck finding that on any other server!
But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground bunkers filled with rare loot, a roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano, and a PvP arena where players battle it out with giant squids riding on llamas. It’s like a fever dream, but in the best way possible.
So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you build a castle out of chocolate blocks, ride a rainbow-colored horse into battle, and challenge a dragon to a dance-off? Trust me, once you step foot into our server, you’ll never want to leave. So come on down and join the wildest Minecraft party you’ve ever experienced!
| Players: | 92/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 38 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 12 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 20 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like battling giant chickens with laser eyes or building a roller coaster that takes you to the moon and back in 2.5 seconds (we’ve tested it, it’s safe-ish).
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of friendly zombies who will trade you diamonds for zombie-friendly snacks like rotten flesh and spider eyes. It’s a win-win situation!
So come on and join us on our zany Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few random explosions here and there). Let’s make Minecraft weird again!
| Players: | 108/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 26 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Potions Brewed: | 83 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on a rainbow unicorn through fields of candy canes, battle evil flying pigs with diamond swords, and participate in epic dance parties with a group of friendly zombies who have impeccable rhythm.
Looking for a challenge? Test your skills in our lava parkour course where the floor is made of hot coals and the only way out is to ride a magic carpet to safety. And if you survive, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of rare items and a personalized serenade from a choir of singing creepers.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the magic and mayhem begin as you embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, your chicken will thank you. #bringherbackedition
| Players: | 97/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
| Dimension Hops: | 8 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 17 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
| Towns Built: | 4 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 | Love Letters Sent: | 9 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
| Players: | 108/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 17 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
Join us for Magical Sugoroku, where you can roll the dice and let fate decide your next move. Feeling competitive? Try out Paper Sumo and challenge your friends to an epic battle of strength and strategy.
But wait, there’s more! Our current event, Kamihama Big Sports Day, is in full swing with intense competitions and prizes to be won. And don’t miss out on our exclusive Magical Paper Sumo Deluxe Version (Extreme) event for the ultimate showdown.
Looking for some powerful companions? Our current gacha offers 4* Light Madoka-senpai & Iroha-chan AAABB, 4* Doppel Explosion, and 3* The Event is Witch Hunting.
Need more info? Check out our infodump and translations to stay updated on all the latest happenings. And don’t forget to visit our Clock Tower to keep track of time in this magical world.
Ready to join the fun? Get the game on Android or iOS, and for English speakers, we’ve got a handy translation tool available.
Join our growing community by adding yourself to our friend list and filling out our form. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – come join the madness on our Minecraft server today!
| Players: | 109/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
| Farms Harvested: | 260 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 13 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
Need a break from the pressures of real life? Come build your own world where you can draw cute anime girls all day long with no art block in sight! And the best part? No one will ever tell you to “just control” your feelings because on this server, we understand and support you no matter what.
So why wait? Join us now and say goodbye to all your real-life problems. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, right? So come on over and let’s have a blast together! Trust me, it’s way better than pulling the trigger.
| Players: | 98/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Divine Spears Created: | 25 | Rune Stones Activated: | 7 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 38 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 30 | Star Shards Collected: | 156 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
