| Players: | 101/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
Join us as we embark on insane adventures, like trying to ride pigs while wearing diamond armor or building a house made entirely out of TNT. Want to see what happens when you mix a creeper with a llama? You can do that here!
Our community of players is like no other. We have wizards who can turn you into a chicken, knights who protect the land with enchanted swords, and even a secret society of cows plotting to take over the server.
So why should you join this server? Because where else can you find a place where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild? Come join us and see for yourself why this server is the craziest and most entertaining Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!
| Players: | 103/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 13 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 164 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 43 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 18 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
But wait, there’s more! If the debt gets sold off or a law firm threatens to sue you, just tell them you’re on pills and demand a lower interest rate. Make a written agreement for a $50 monthly payment and watch as the system collapses around you, all while preventing further legal action!
Don’t let the financial system and corporations take advantage of you anymore – join our server and learn how to game the system like a boss! The end is near, so why not get some free stuff out of the deal before it all comes crashing down? See you in game – and remember, just say “No” to higher monthly payments! Let’s break the system together, one debt maxx at a time!
| Players: | 91/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Magic Items Found: | 1906 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 13 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
Join us for insane adventures that will have you questioning reality, like that time when we all rode pigs into battle against an army of creepers (spoiler alert: the pigs won). Or how about the time we discovered a secret underground village inhabited by talking chickens who taught us the art of chicken karate?
But wait, there’s more! If you thought regular Minecraft was challenging, just wait until you face our custom-made mobs like the Disco Zombie (he attacks by dancing) or the Killer Sheep (they may look cute, but they’re deadly).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. Good luck!
| Players: | 102/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 46 | Void Armor Forged: | 27 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 6984 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
| Players: | 100/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 4964 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 16 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Emeralds Found: | 2289 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 22 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers wear tutus, and villagers breakdance for emeralds. That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. Oh, and did I mention our diamond pickaxes are enchanted with the power of unicorns? Yeah, good luck finding that on any other server!
But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground bunkers filled with rare loot, a roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano, and a PvP arena where players battle it out with giant squids riding on llamas. It’s like a fever dream, but in the best way possible.
So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you build a castle out of chocolate blocks, ride a rainbow-colored horse into battle, and challenge a dragon to a dance-off? Trust me, once you step foot into our server, you’ll never want to leave. So come on down and join the wildest Minecraft party you’ve ever experienced!
| Players: | 104/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dimension Hops: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 631452 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 9 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like battling giant chickens with laser eyes or building a roller coaster that takes you to the moon and back in 2.5 seconds (we’ve tested it, it’s safe-ish).
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of friendly zombies who will trade you diamonds for zombie-friendly snacks like rotten flesh and spider eyes. It’s a win-win situation!
So come on and join us on our zany Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few random explosions here and there). Let’s make Minecraft weird again!
| Players: | 94/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Rune Stones Activated: | 6 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 |
| Emeralds Found: | 6625 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 13 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Runes Activated: | 7 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on a rainbow unicorn through fields of candy canes, battle evil flying pigs with diamond swords, and participate in epic dance parties with a group of friendly zombies who have impeccable rhythm.
Looking for a challenge? Test your skills in our lava parkour course where the floor is made of hot coals and the only way out is to ride a magic carpet to safety. And if you survive, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of rare items and a personalized serenade from a choir of singing creepers.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the magic and mayhem begin as you embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, your chicken will thank you. #bringherbackedition
| Players: | 96/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Buildings Constructed: | 19 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Zombie Dances: | 3 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 48 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
| Players: | 91/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 20 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Farms Harvested: | 996 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
Join us for Magical Sugoroku, where you can roll the dice and let fate decide your next move. Feeling competitive? Try out Paper Sumo and challenge your friends to an epic battle of strength and strategy.
But wait, there’s more! Our current event, Kamihama Big Sports Day, is in full swing with intense competitions and prizes to be won. And don’t miss out on our exclusive Magical Paper Sumo Deluxe Version (Extreme) event for the ultimate showdown.
Looking for some powerful companions? Our current gacha offers 4* Light Madoka-senpai & Iroha-chan AAABB, 4* Doppel Explosion, and 3* The Event is Witch Hunting.
Need more info? Check out our infodump and translations to stay updated on all the latest happenings. And don’t forget to visit our Clock Tower to keep track of time in this magical world.
Ready to join the fun? Get the game on Android or iOS, and for English speakers, we’ve got a handy translation tool available.
Join our growing community by adding yourself to our friend list and filling out our form. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – come join the madness on our Minecraft server today!
| Players: | 101/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 24 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 4854 | Divine Spears Created: | 30 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 20 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 6206 | Towns Built: | 6 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
Need a break from the pressures of real life? Come build your own world where you can draw cute anime girls all day long with no art block in sight! And the best part? No one will ever tell you to “just control” your feelings because on this server, we understand and support you no matter what.
So why wait? Join us now and say goodbye to all your real-life problems. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, right? So come on over and let’s have a blast together! Trust me, it’s way better than pulling the trigger.
| Players: | 94/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Emeralds Found: | 4468 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 284 | Treasure Maps Found: | 1 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 30 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
Here, you can engage in epic battles with lolishotas riding on giant chickens, build ridiculous structures made entirely of rainbow-colored wool, and engage in intense political debates about the implications of having a lolishota as your president. Who needs boring old factions when you can join a server where the only rule is to have as much fun as possible?
So come on, join us on this insane journey and experience Minecraft like you’ve never experienced it before. Who knows, you might just become the next lolishota king or queen of our crazy server!
| Players: | 109/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 12 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 24 | Magic Crystals Found: | 22 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to build a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends with a splash landing into a pool of rainbow-colored lava? Well, now you can! Our server has no limits when it comes to creativity and insanity.
Oh, and did we mention the secret underground dance parties with Endermen DJs? Yeah, we know how to throw a party. So why wait? Join us now and let’s get this wild ride started! Time to roll, bitches!
| Players: | 101/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 22 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 10 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 6 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
| Players: | 104/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 16 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a pack of friendly zombie villagers who love to trade rare items for emeralds. And don’t even get me started on the chickens – they wear tiny crowns and rule over their own kingdom within the server.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers show off their dance moves, and if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the elusive Ender Dragon wearing sunglasses and sipping on a potion cocktail.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft adventure and prepare to have your mind blown! (Disclaimer: Mind may not actually be blown, but you’ll definitely have a great time).
| Players: | 109/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 5 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 | Wilderness Tamed: | 11 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
Have you ever wanted to ride a flying pig off into the sunset? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Let your imagination run wild as you create the most outrageous creations you can think of.
One time, a player built an entire city made out of giant pizzas. And guess what? The villagers loved it! They even started hosting pizza parties every Saturday night.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground cavern filled with glittering diamonds and dancing zombies. It’s like a disco party down there, except with more brains and bling!
So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the wackiest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have. Just be careful not to fall into the lava pit while laughing at all the crazy shenanigans happening around you. The river may be wild, but our server is even wilder!
| Players: | 91/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 93 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 5 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 17 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
